(14 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)
Loading ...Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”
Santa responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
(23 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5) Loading ...One girl comes late to class.
Professor : Why r u late?
Girl : One boy was following me sir
Professor : So,what?
Girl : That boy was walking very slowly.
(19 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5) Loading ...Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…
(7 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Ek Bhikhari(Paisa maangte hue): “Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De!”
Amir Aadmi: “Aaj Kuch Nahin Hai,Kal Aana!”
(Ye paise na dene ka silsila kaafi dino tak chalta raha!Phir ek din finally bhikhari ne try mari!)
Bhikari: “Bhagwaan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De!”
Amir Aadmi: “Aaj Kuch Nahin Hai,Kal Aana!”
Bhikhari finally chidke Bola: “Saale Is Kal Kal Ke Chakkar Mein Mere Lakhon Rupayae Phanse Hue Hain!”
(19 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5) Loading ...A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her “Mom, What’s in u’r tummy?”
Mom answered “Its a sweet, lovely baby.”
Son says, “If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???”
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