Fill up in capital…
(16 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
Loading ...A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.
Submitted by: Rohit Walia
Short Funny Jokes
(16 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar had twins…
(22 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.
Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.
Again twins and named them Max and Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.
Submitted by: Sameeha Maskeen
Who discovered America?
(32 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5) Loading ...TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
Submitted by: Sameeha Maskeen
Most innocent dhamki..
(18 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha,
Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief : “Mera school bag bhi le jao warna main mommy, papa ko utha dunga”.
Submitted by: samir khan
I’ll have a scotch and soda..
(14 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5) Loading ...Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”
Santa responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
Submitted by: Pradeep
