(51 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)
Loading ...Movie Director, “Now you have to jump from the 10th floor.”
Nervous Actor, “But suppose I got injured or killed?”
Director, “Thats the idea, coz its the last scene of the movie.”
(38 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5) Loading ...Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.
(41 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5) Loading ...Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?
Ajeet: Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai.
(47 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5) Loading ...Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa…
Apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …
Usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa: Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!
(14 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5) Loading ...Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
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