Bollywood Jokes




Munna bhai M.B.B.S on practice!



Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai.

Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.

“Haan Haan! 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai”.

Munna Bhai

Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha “Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai?”

Man: Mien yahaan phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.

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Aishwarya Rai’s movie Bride & Prejudice



After a great success of Aishwarya Rai’s movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her.

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Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Aishwarya Rai both were pleased.

But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious.

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A Murga as a Gift



One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Ajit. Ajit was in a great mood .

Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?

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Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab usse hume kahenge “PEA-COCK”.

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America mein WAAR



Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.

Two men talking

Bolo kaise???

Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…

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If heroines went to tirupati



Hello friends some of our Bollywood Actress have recently visited tirupati and here the result what had happened to them:

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