Bollywood Jokes




Buri niyat wale gayab!



Ek Devta ka mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jata tha.

Salman gaya aur gayab ho gaya, Shahrukh gaya aur who bhi gayab ho gaya.

Mallika Sherawat gayi aur bhagwan gayab ho gaya!

Mallika Sherawat

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Bhakt ka guzaris



Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

god

Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

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Shorthand Seekh Legi



Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.

Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.

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Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?

Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

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Munna bhai M.B.B.S on practice!



Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai.

Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.

“Haan Haan! 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai”.

Munna Bhai

Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha “Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai?”

Man: Mien yahaan phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.

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What if the IT industry start making films ?



Computer programmar

Some future film titles will be like :-

1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge
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