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Shorthand Seekh Legi



Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.

Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.

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Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?

Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

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Aishwarya Rai’s movie Bride & Prejudice



After a great success of Aishwarya Rai’s movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her.

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Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Aishwarya Rai both were pleased.

But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious.

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What if doctors make flim?



Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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Crazy Doctor

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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

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Raabert had twins



Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..

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Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.

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Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay?



Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

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