Bollywood Jokes




Is ka kya karen?



Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?

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Ajeet: Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai.

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Ajit & robert in cricket match



Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls.

Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde.

Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!

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Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.

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Izzat ka sawal hai



Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

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Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

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What if doctors make flim?



Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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Crazy Doctor

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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

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Bol bete bol…



Bol Bete Kaunsi Chalegi…
Amitabh Bachan

Yeh Chalegi?
Preety Zinta
No, DAD!

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