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Izzat ka sawal hai



Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

girl on horse

Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

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Mere MSN ke window mein



Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….

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Jis roj se add kiya hai oos ko
hum doosron se chat karna bhool gayein
mouse thaam kar aise baithay hain
click karna hum bhool gayein

Aaj tak buddy list mein hai
woh chanchal buddy away rehti hai

Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….

Raat bhi aakar chali gayi
friends bhi log out ho gaye
per oos ke ek message ko hum
Aay husn key malik taras gayein
Kab pyaas bujhe gi meri
chatting kee
yea dukhraa rehta hai

Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….

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John Abrahm



John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he

had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.

John

Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me.

If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the

rest of my life and give up tequila.”

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

John looked up again and said,

“Never mind. I found one.”

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Ajit & robert in cricket match



Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls.

Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde.

Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!

Cricket

Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.

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What if doctors make flim?



Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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Crazy Doctor

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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

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