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What if the IT industry start making films ?



Computer programmar

Some future film titles will be like :-

1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge
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Aishwarya Rai’s movie Bride & Prejudice



After a great success of Aishwarya Rai’s movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her.

stamp

Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Aishwarya Rai both were pleased.

But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious.

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Bhakt ka guzaris



Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

god

Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

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Climax scene



Movie Director, “Now you have to jump from the 10th floor.”

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Nervous Actor, “But suppose I got injured or killed?”

Director, “Thats the idea, coz its the last scene of the movie.”

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America mein WAAR



Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.

Two men talking

Bolo kaise???

Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…

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