Bollywood Jokes




John Abrahm



John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he

had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.

John

Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me.

If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the

rest of my life and give up tequila.”

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

John looked up again and said,

“Never mind. I found one.”

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Fannah Special…



Rone de aaj mujhko…

Crying baby 1

Tu aansooo bahane de

crying baby 2

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Hansa-Praful



Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa…

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Apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …
Usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??

Hansa: Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

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Izzat ka sawal hai



Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

girl on horse

Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

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What if the IT industry start making films ?



Computer programmar

Some future film titles will be like :-

1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge
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