Bollywood Jokes

Jab Gabbar paida hua…

Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.

Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?

Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY…


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Raabert had twins

Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..


Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.

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Dancing and singing chicken

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.

Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
dancing chicken
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALAMAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH

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America mein WAAR

Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.

Two men talking

Bolo kaise???

Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!

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A Murga as a Gift

One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Ajit. Ajit was in a great mood .

Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?


Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab usse hume kahenge “PEA-COCK”.

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