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America mein WAAR



Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.

Two men talking

Bolo kaise???

Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…

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Bol bete bol…



Bol Bete Kaunsi Chalegi…
Amitabh Bachan

Yeh Chalegi?
Preety Zinta
No, DAD!

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Fannah Special…



Rone de aaj mujhko…

Crying baby 1

Tu aansooo bahane de

crying baby 2

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Bhakt ka guzaris



Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

god

Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

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John Abrahm



John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he

had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.

John

Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me.

If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the

rest of my life and give up tequila.”

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

John looked up again and said,

“Never mind. I found one.”

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