Bollywood Jokes





Climax scene



Movie Director, “Now you have to jump from the 10th floor.”

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Nervous Actor, “But suppose I got injured or killed?”

Director, “Thats the idea, coz its the last scene of the movie.”

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Hansa-Praful



Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa…

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Apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …
Usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??

Hansa: Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

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Jab Gabbar paida hua…



Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.

Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?

Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY…

Gabbar

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Mere MSN ke window mein



Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….

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Jis roj se add kiya hai oos ko
hum doosron se chat karna bhool gayein
mouse thaam kar aise baithay hain
click karna hum bhool gayein

Aaj tak buddy list mein hai
woh chanchal buddy away rehti hai

Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….

Raat bhi aakar chali gayi
friends bhi log out ho gaye
per oos ke ek message ko hum
Aay husn key malik taras gayein
Kab pyaas bujhe gi meri
chatting kee
yea dukhraa rehta hai

Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….

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Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay?



Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

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