Funniest Animal Jokes

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In an elephant’s school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen.


Then one of the elephants says: “Look yaar, 3600 – 2400 – 3600!!”

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Amazing Dog

A duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.

He decided to try to break the new to his friends and invited friends to hunt with him and his new dog.

Hunter dog

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water.

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The Chicken or The Egg

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.


The egg mutters “Well I guess that answers that riddle”.

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Yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo

Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai.

Doosra gadha: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.


Pehla gadha:
Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.
Bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo.

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Big white cat

Daughter told to her mother, “Right now I have seen a healthy white big cat went out from our kitchen”


Mother told, ” It is good sign and fortune to see a white big cat.”

Daughter replied, “Yes fortune is that it has eaten all of your foods.”

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