Funniest Animal Jokes





Parrot in Jail



Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par.

Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui…

Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya.

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Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.

Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.

Aur bola, “Aalia … JAIL …. Woh Ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya ??

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Big white cat



Daughter told to her mother, “Right now I have seen a healthy white big cat went out from our kitchen”

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Mother told, ” It is good sign and fortune to see a white big cat.”

Daughter replied, “Yes fortune is that it has eaten all of your foods.”

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How will you survive in this situation?



Survive from lion
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Run from a bear



Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them.

The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them.

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The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.”

“I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”

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A big hunter



A big Hunter in a party talking about his hunting career and told, “Yes I used to shoot tigers in Africa.” The listeners protested saying there are no tigers on that continent.

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The Hunter replied, “Of course I shot them all.”

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