Funniest Animal Jokes




A cute little dog



A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”

The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.”

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The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. “Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”

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Faithful



A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”

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The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”

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3 Chhipkliyan



3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.

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Ek ne gana shuru kiya

Jaisey hi gana band kiya baki ke do gir padein!

Bolo kyon?

Stupid eis liye

Baki dono ne tali bajai…

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Don’t loose hope



Ek Gadha : Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Dusara Gadha : To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.

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Pehla Gadha : Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai …
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, “teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga…!” bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon…!!!

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Jaadu Ki Jhappi…



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