Funniest Animal Jokes




Pussy cat gets wet



One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.

The fish said to itself, “If that fly comes six inches closer, I’ll jump up and have myself a meal.” Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, ” if that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and i’ll catch the fish and have myself a meal.”

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As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, “If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and i’ll shoot the bear.”
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3 Chhipkliyan



3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.

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Ek ne gana shuru kiya

Jaisey hi gana band kiya baki ke do gir padein!

Bolo kyon?

Stupid eis liye

Baki dono ne tali bajai…

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Kung-Fu Fighting…



Don’t even try to mess with me…

Kung Fu Fighting

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Great size…



In an elephant’s school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen.

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Then one of the elephants says: “Look yaar, 3600 – 2400 – 3600!!”

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A big hunter



A big Hunter in a party talking about his hunting career and told, “Yes I used to shoot tigers in Africa.” The listeners protested saying there are no tigers on that continent.

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The Hunter replied, “Of course I shot them all.”

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