Funniest Animal Jokes




Kung-Fu Fighting…



Don’t even try to mess with me…

Kung Fu Fighting

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How will you survive in this situation?



Survive from lion
Make an honest attempt before you scroll down to see the answer
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THINK…
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THINK…
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THINK…MORE…
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OK, SO YOU GIVE UP?
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HERE’S THE ANSWER
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A big hunter



A big Hunter in a party talking about his hunting career and told, “Yes I used to shoot tigers in Africa.” The listeners protested saying there are no tigers on that continent.

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The Hunter replied, “Of course I shot them all.”

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Yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo



Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai.

Doosra gadha: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.

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Pehla gadha:
Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.
Bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo.

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The Chicken or The Egg



The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.

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The egg mutters “Well I guess that answers that riddle”.

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