Tapori Jokes





Sardar and Hidden Camera



Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”

Man watching tv

Santa : “Hidden camera!”

Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”

Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

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Chuha marne ki dawa



Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte thay. Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gaya aur police investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko sawal poochne laga…

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Police: “Tumhara dost kaise mara?”

Sardar: “Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di.”

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Bahana nahi chahiae



Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.

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Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!

Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…

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Itne Kum Marks!!



Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

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Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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Main sadhu kyu banta



Ek admi sadhu se bola,

Meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaya batayien na shadu ji…

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Aur phir shadu ghusse me bole
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Abe saale upaya hota to main sadhu kyu banta..

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