Tapori Jokes




Ek second…



Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.

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Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein

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Itne Kum Marks!!



Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

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Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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Ek gharwali aur….



Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.

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Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..

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Bade ho kar kya banoge



Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

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kya du?



SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.

Tyre

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

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