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Main sadhu kyu banta



Ek admi sadhu se bola,

Meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaya batayien na shadu ji…

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Aur phir shadu ghusse me bole
,

Abe saale upaya hota to main sadhu kyu banta..

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Modernization



Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.

girl

Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai. :)

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Chuha marne ki dawa



Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte thay. Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gaya aur police investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko sawal poochne laga…

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Police: “Tumhara dost kaise mara?”

Sardar: “Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di.”

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Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha



Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?

Train

Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

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Ek tha Raja



Ek tha Raja…

King

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