Tapori Jokes





Phone ki ganti



Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.

Phone

Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!

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Birthday ka tofa



Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”

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Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

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Opener



Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle, but takes it directly to Shewag.

Why?
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Naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare



Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Servant

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”

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Car puncture



Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?

Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.

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Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!

Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi.

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