Tapori Jokes




Sher…



Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?

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Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati haiā€¦

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Sardar and Banno in car



Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

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Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

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Underwear



Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

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Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

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Husband’s poem on saali



**WARNING**
THIS IS NOT TRUE IN CASE OF EVERY SAALI. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!!

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

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Saali is Pataka, Wife is BATAKA

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake , Wife is earth QUAKE

*Ek Dukhi Paati.*

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Bahar ka mat khana



Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

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