(89 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)
Loading ...Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
(29 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5) Loading ...Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.
(18 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.
Patient: Kyun???
Munna: Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
(16 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5) Loading ...Ek patient Munna Bhai k paas aaya, Munna nay uss ka chek-up kiya aur bola
Munna : Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient : Meray pass kitna time hai.
Munna : Dus (10)
Patient : Kya Dus…. Minute….. Ghantay………. Din……?
Munna : No (9), Aath (, Saat (7),…….
(13 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5) Loading ...Munna : Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
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