Tapori Jokes




Pappu aur Pinki



Pappu Pinko ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand karti hai.

Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jab-k Pinko ko Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinki k liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta… To ye unka personal problem hay.

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Aap kyon apna dimag kharab ker rahe ho!!!

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Poor thief



Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

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Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

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Sleep in peace



Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

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Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

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Gadha ka aashirwaad



Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

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Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”

Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”

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Jhoot pakarne wali machine



Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?

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Doosra dost:
Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”

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