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2 sardar jees going fishing



There were 2 Sardar Jees going for fishing. One of the Sardar Jee notices a boy drowning. He looks up to the sky and says “Hey Raba please protect the small boy

The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy.

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When the Sardar Jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him.

The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly “Oh Gee Hoya?

The man, who was a producer replies “Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee

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Pathan at KBC



Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan

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Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar
C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!

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Undewear…



Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya.

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Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya.

Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!

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Santa’s curtains



Santa enters a store that sells curtains.

He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”

He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

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Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, “Fifteen inches.”

“Fifteen inches?” asked the salesman. “That sounds very small, what room are they for?”

Santa tells him that they aren’t for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, “But, sir, computers do not have curtains!”

Santa says, “Hellllooooooooo……..I’ve got Windows!”

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Sleep in peace



Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

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Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

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