Aur woh bhi ulte…
Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…
Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…
An man went to see the doctor with a hole in his earlobe and blisters all over his feet.
The doctor asked, “What happened, Paddy?”

Paddy replied, “I was opening a pudding, and on the packet.
There was written, “pierce ere and stand in boiling water.”
CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?

SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going?
He replies : “I’m going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.”

Cop says : “At night? And who will give a lecture?”
My wife and mother-in-law!replies the drunk man.
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?

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