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Aur woh bhi ulte…

(9 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?

Friend : B.A.

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Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…


Don’t follow instruction

(4 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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An man went to see the doctor with a hole in his earlobe and blisters all over his feet.

The docto
r asked, “What happened, Paddy?”

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Paddy replied, “I was opening a pudding, and on the packet.

There was written, “pierce ere and stand in boiling water.”


Oye Short Circuit…

(30 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?

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SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.


Listen the lecture

(10 votes, average: 3.7 out of 5)
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A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going?

He replies : “I’m going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.”

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Cop says : “At night? And who will give a lecture?”

My wife and mother-in-law!replies the drunk man.


Tarzan’s Wear

(10 votes, average: 4.1 out of 5)
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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?

Tarzan

Wow! New Underwear.

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