Jokes Duniya

Exhausted looking man dragged himself in to the Doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”

“I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over.”

“Great,” the man answered, “I’ll try anything. Let’s give it a shot.”

A few weeks later the man returned, looking worse than ever. “Doc, your plan is no good. I’m more tired than before!”

“I don’t understand how that could be”, said the doctor, shaking his head. “Those are the strongest pills on the market!”

“That may be true,” answered the man, “but I’m still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one its hard getting him to swallow the pill!!!”

A patient asked to the doctor, “If I take these little green pills exactly as you suggested, will I get better?”

Doctor replied, “Certainly, I put it this way, no one has ever come back for more of those pills again!”

Grandma of a boy don’t like eating medicine. So the boy went to the doctor and asked what he could do. The doctor tells him a trick.

The boy came into home with some sweet and put the medicine inside it and gave it to Grandma to eat the sweet as she likes it very much.

After eating sweets the Grand son told to Grandma, “I am very happy to see that you have eaten all the sweets.”

Grand Ma replied, “Yes I have eaten all sweets but I didn’t like the seeds inside them and removed all seeds from it.”

Lawyer asked to the Lady, “How was your first marriage terminated?”

The lady replied, “By death.”

Lawyer asked again, “Well, by whose death was it terminated?”

Lady replied, “Non-sense.!!

The lawyer asked again, “At east try to guess it.”

Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya!

Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!