Two friends are walking through a garden.
Suddenly one climbed up a top of the coconut tree and told to another friend “Now I can see Girls Medical college hostel”.
Then the another friend replied that if you untie your hands you will see medical college also.
Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called “SAINTS”
But now they are called….
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“IT professionals/ Logistics Professionals”
A patient asked to the doctor, “If I take these little green pills exactly as you suggested, will I get better?”
Doctor replied, “Certainly, I put it this way, no one has ever come back for more of those pills again!”
Grandma of a boy don’t like eating medicine. So the boy went to the doctor and asked what he could do. The doctor tells him a trick.
The boy came into home with some sweet and put the medicine inside it and gave it to Grandma to eat the sweet as she likes it very much.
After eating sweets the Grand son told to Grandma, “I am very happy to see that you have eaten all the sweets.”
Grand Ma replied, “Yes I have eaten all sweets but I didn’t like the seeds inside them and removed all seeds from it.”
Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua?
Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.
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