Nasty and Rude Jokes





Bahar ka mat khana



Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

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Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai



Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

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Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!

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Roopvati, Gunvati and Dhanvati



Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.

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Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.

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Sharab se nafrat



Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

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Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!

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Santa buys Indian Flag



Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

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Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa:Isme aur colour dikhao.

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