Nasty and Rude Jokes




Bahar ka mat khana



Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

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Bada kab ho jaunga



Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

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Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

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Impossible



Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.

Dictionery

Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.

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Santa buys Indian Flag



Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

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Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa:Isme aur colour dikhao.

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Itne Kum Marks!!



Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

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Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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