Nasty and Rude Jokes





Going hunting…



Wife: Why are you waiting here?

Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!

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Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!

Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!

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kya du?



SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.

Tyre

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

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Maine larki ko phasya



Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..

Friend : Woh kaisey?

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Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”

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James Bond buys a pan



One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.

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When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!

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Begum wife



Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,

Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

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Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…

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