Nasty and Rude Jokes




Innocence at its best



Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Pregnant

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

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Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai



Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

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Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!

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Auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho??



Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

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Santa: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am .

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Chhota bartan…



Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

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Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

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Munnabhain and circuit



Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.

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Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.

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