Nasty and Rude Jokes




Bada faayda



Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

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Wife: Woh kya?

Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!

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Sardar and Banno in car



Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

car

Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

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Innocence at its best



Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Pregnant

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

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Shadi nahi kar sakta



Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.

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Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…

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Naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare



Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Servant

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”

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