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Sardar and Hidden Camera



Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”

Man watching tv

Santa : “Hidden camera!”

Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”

Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

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Stupid answers



If you have two agarbattis on a boat but no source of fire. How will you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?”

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Sardar and Banno in car



Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

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Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

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Done-dana-dan



Teacher to a student: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.”

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Student – He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.

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Bahana nahi chahiae



Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.

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Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!

Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…

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