Nasty and Rude Jokes




Ka karat ho?



Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Man writing letter

Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

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If you will try to kiss



Girl : If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi

Kissing

Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl : I know per formality to karni hi padegi.

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Saas ki pitai



Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

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Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.

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Bahana nahi chahiae



Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.

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Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!

Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…

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Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?



Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

Wife

Doosra Aadmi bola:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”

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