Nasty and Rude Jokes




Santa buys Indian Flag



Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

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Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa:Isme aur colour dikhao.

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Tala ka maamla



Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

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Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

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You don’t know my father



Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.

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Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

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Jhoot pakarne wali machine



Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?

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Doosra dost:
Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”

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Ek tha Raja



Ek tha Raja…

King

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