Nasty and Rude Jokes





Not in duty



Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

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Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

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Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?



Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

Wife

Doosra Aadmi bola:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”

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Underwear



Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

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Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

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A Donkey kicked sardar



A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.

Zebra

He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.

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Sleep in peace



Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

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Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

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