Nasty and Rude Jokes





Galti ho gayi



Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?

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Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

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Do aankhe battis daante



Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

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Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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Bahana nahi chahiae



Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.

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Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!

Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…

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Kharab sangat ka asar



Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye thay.

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Husband: Kya bataoon, sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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Sleep in peace



Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

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Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

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