Nasty and Rude Jokes




Black baby



Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”

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Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”

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James Bond buys a pan



One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.

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When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!

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Bada kab ho jaunga



Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

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Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

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A Donkey kicked sardar



A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.

Zebra

He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.

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Gabbar ka khauf…



Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.

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Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.

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