Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
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Submitted by: Azhar Abbas
When USA completed 1 years of occupation over Iraq, US President George Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued for Iraq, with his picture on it.
He so instructed the Head of United States Postal Service, stressing that postage stamp should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released of the stamp, Bush began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he becomes furious.
He called Paul Bremer and ordered him to investigate the matter.
Paul Bremer checked the matter out at several post offices in Iraq, and then reported on the problem to Bush.
He said: “Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, Iraqi citizens are spitting on the wrong side!“
Submitted by: azhar abbas