Humorous Political Jokes




Who is leading china?



Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That’s what I want to know.
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Politician’s brain



A man walks into a scientist’s lab looking to buy a new brain. He asks the scientist how much the brains cost.

The scientist says, “Well first we have a normal human brain, it costs $1000, next we have a scientist’s brain, it costs $5000, and then we come to a politician’s, it costs $10,000.”

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“How come the politician’s brain costs so much?”, asks the man.

The scientist replies, “Because it’s never been used.”

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Spitting on the wrong side



When USA completed 1 years of occupation over Iraq, US President George Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued for Iraq, with his picture on it.

He so instructed the Head of United States Postal Service, stressing that postage stamp should be of international quality.

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The stamps were duly released of the stamp, Bush began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he becomes furious.
He called Paul Bremer and ordered him to investigate the matter.

Paul Bremer
checked the matter out at several post offices in Iraq, and then reported on the problem to Bush.

He said: “Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, Iraqi citizens are spitting on the wrong side!

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Laaloo and Bush



Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!

Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai?

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Bush:Haan!
Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai…

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Football show



Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

Football

P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.

Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!

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