Humorous Political Jokes

Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai

Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…


Guess where he took her….


Petrol pump!!!

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Laloo’s job at Microsoft

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

laloo yadav

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.


Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
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Mayawati came to Lalu’s house

Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat…
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?


Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai.
Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!!

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Republic puppies

President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Democrat puppies, Mr. President.”


Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Republican puppies.”

The president looks puzzled and says, “Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat puppies.” The man smiles and says, “Yesterday, they were. But today, they have their eyes open!”

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Laloo in hell

Rabri Devi died and went to hell (as expected…)

As she stood in front of Yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, What are all those clocks?


Yamraj answered, Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

Rabri : “Oh”, Who’s clock is that?

Yamraj : âThat’s Gautam Buddha’s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.

: And whose clock is that?

: That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.

Rabri : Where’s my Laloo’s clock?

: Laloo’s clock is in my office, I’m using it as ceiling fan.

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