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Spitting on the wrong side



When USA completed 1 years of occupation over Iraq, US President George Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued for Iraq, with his picture on it.

He so instructed the Head of United States Postal Service, stressing that postage stamp should be of international quality.

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The stamps were duly released of the stamp, Bush began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he becomes furious.
He called Paul Bremer and ordered him to investigate the matter.

Paul Bremer
checked the matter out at several post offices in Iraq, and then reported on the problem to Bush.

He said: “Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, Iraqi citizens are spitting on the wrong side!

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Laaloo and Bush



Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!

Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai?

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Bush:Haan!
Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai…

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Stupidest man in Bihar



Mr .Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.

Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out, “Look at this letter! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar”.

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His ministers tried to calm him by saying, “How dare a man address such a letter to you?”

Mr. Laloo replied sadly, “This does not bother me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address?”

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Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai



Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

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Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!

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Laloo’s job at Microsoft



Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

laloo yadav

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks,

Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
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