Humorous Political Jokes




Laaloo and Bush



Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!

Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai?

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Bush:Haan!
Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai…

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Laloo in Wonderland



Raabri was worried whether or not Laloo upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.

Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo’s voice was heard answering, “Hello Raabri, this is meeee…”

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“Lalooji,” she answered. I just have to know if you’re happy there in the after life. What’s it like there?”

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Politician’s brain



A man walks into a scientist’s lab looking to buy a new brain. He asks the scientist how much the brains cost.

The scientist says, “Well first we have a normal human brain, it costs $1000, next we have a scientist’s brain, it costs $5000, and then we come to a politician’s, it costs $10,000.”

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“How come the politician’s brain costs so much?”, asks the man.

The scientist replies, “Because it’s never been used.”

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Republic puppies



President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Democrat puppies, Mr. President.”

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Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Republican puppies.”

The president looks puzzled and says, “Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat puppies.” The man smiles and says, “Yesterday, they were. But today, they have their eyes open!”

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Laloo in airport



Once Laloo was coming out of airport.

As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR“…

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For which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…

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