(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
Loading ...A man walks into a scientist’s lab looking to buy a new brain. He asks the scientist how much the brains cost.
The scientist says, “Well first we have a normal human brain, it costs $1000, next we have a scientist’s brain, it costs $5000, and then we come to a politician’s, it costs $10,000.”
“How come the politician’s brain costs so much?”, asks the man.
The scientist replies, “Because it’s never been used.”
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ... When USA completed 1 years of occupation over Iraq, US President George Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued for Iraq, with his picture on it.
He so instructed the Head of United States Postal Service, stressing that postage stamp should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released of the stamp, Bush began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he becomes furious.
He called Paul Bremer and ordered him to investigate the matter.
Paul Bremer checked the matter out at several post offices in Iraq, and then reported on the problem to Bush.
He said: “Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, Iraqi citizens are spitting on the wrong side!“
(39 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5) Loading ...Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!
(12 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5) Loading ...Mr .Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.
Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out, “Look at this letter! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar”.
His ministers tried to calm him by saying, “How dare a man address such a letter to you?”
Mr. Laloo replied sadly, “This does not bother me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address?”
(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...Raabri was worried whether or not Laloo upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.
Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo’s voice was heard answering, “Hello Raabri, this is meeee…”
“Lalooji,” she answered. I just have to know if you’re happy there in the after life. What’s it like there?”
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