Laloo’s job at Microsoft
(29 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
Loading ...Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks,
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference: “Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued… “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padhkar sunaongaa. Par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad
- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet
- Aap to miltay hee naheen ho
Our requirement
- Humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance
- Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call
- Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
Shall be entertained
- Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks
- Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates
- Tohar Bilva
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February 2nd, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Not so good.
February 2nd, 2007 at 5:55 pm
hey man its great, well its mind blowing i like it
February 6th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
awesome. Its really hilarious
February 7th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
It’s delightful.
June 22nd, 2007 at 12:26 pm
nice joke
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July 20th, 2007 at 12:27 am
good revenge to english
October 5th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
cccc
November 4th, 2007 at 12:45 am
Funniest Joke that i have ever read or heard
November 21st, 2007 at 2:48 pm
can somebody translate this? i dun understand as i am a malay.
January 19th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Not very convincing
February 17th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
gud one but not so funny
June 19th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
gud
June 19th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Very nice
April 25th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Okay like, not so great. I have heard better jokes than this on Lallu.
August 30th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
what a bhayanjak joke.