(15 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)
Loading ...A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - “DOC, DOC… I can’t feel my legs, I can’t feel my legs!!!
“Well of course you can’t silly!”, replies the Doc… “I’ve cut off both of your arms.”
(74 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5) Loading ...Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
(11 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...One police asked to the thief, “How you theft the horse within a minute in front of so many people?”
Thief replied, “I did not take the horse, it was the horse who has taken me so fast within a second.”
(26 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5) Loading ...A man is cutting sides of a capsule before talking it. His neighbour saw this and asked him, “Why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?
He replied, “To avoid side effects.”
(14 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5) Loading ...Aman bought a car by bank loan. But he did not pay loan amount. So they took the car from him.
After seeing that the man is thinking, “If I knew before, than I would have taken a loan for my marriage also.
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