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Battery low….



Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.

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Friend2: Kyu?

Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!

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Sardar had twins…



Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.

Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.

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Again twins and named them Max and Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.

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Last chance



During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse?

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He is given his last chance to run away.

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Harbhajan to his wife



Darling! kya main tera pahila pyaar hoo?

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Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat, Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?

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Mr. Bean attending a meeting



Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.

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Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too… I got stuck on the escalator for 3Hrs.

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