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Chhota bartan…



Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

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Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

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Laloo in airport



Once Laloo was coming out of airport.

As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR“…

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For which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…

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Most innocent dhamki..



Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha,

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Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief : “Mera school bag bhi le jao warna main mommy, papa ko utha dunga”.

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Fill up in capital…



A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

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You know why?

Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.

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Poor neighbour



Son to his mother “The people next door must be poor.”

Mother said, “Why do you say that?”

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The son replied, “Because they made such a fuss when the baby swallowed a ten paise coin.”

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