Short Funny Jokes





Fast horse



One police asked to the thief, “How you theft the horse within a minute in front of so many people?”

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Thief replied, “I did not take the horse, it was the horse who has taken me so fast within a second.”

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Plumber in college…



Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

plumber

You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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Most innocent dhamki..



Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha,

thief

Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief : “Mera school bag bhi le jao warna main mommy, papa ko utha dunga”.

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How does a scooter run?



In an interview,

Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….

scooter

Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………

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Don’t follow instruction



An man went to see the doctor with a hole in his earlobe and blisters all over his feet.

The docto
r asked, “What happened, Paddy?”

doctor

Paddy replied, “I was opening a pudding, and on the packet.

There was written, “pierce ere and stand in boiling water.”

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