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Graying hair



Customer asked to the shopkeeper, “What do you have for graying hair?”

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The Shopkeeper replied, “Nothing but the highest respect Sir.”

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Gabbar ka khauf…



Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.

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Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.

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Listen the lecture



A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going?

He replies : “I’m going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.”

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Cop says : “At night? And who will give a lecture?”

My wife and mother-in-law!replies the drunk man.

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Harbhajan to his wife



Darling! kya main tera pahila pyaar hoo?

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Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat, Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?

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“My Dog”



Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Teacher and student

Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!

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