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Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?



Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

Wife

Doosra Aadmi bola:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”

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Mr. Bean attending a meeting



Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.

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Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too… I got stuck on the escalator for 3Hrs.

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Fast horse



One police asked to the thief, “How you theft the horse within a minute in front of so many people?”

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Thief replied, “I did not take the horse, it was the horse who has taken me so fast within a second.”

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Marathon race



A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to who’re the guys?

The bystander : A Marathon race is going on.

Runner

Sardar : What do they get from that?

Bystander : The winner will get a prize

Sardar : Then why are the others running?

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Any Way For Long Life



Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Doctor

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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