Short Funny Jokes




Tumhari kidney churai hai



Patient to Nurse: I Love You. Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!

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Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai hai !!

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Changi nurse



Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Nurse

Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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Bhakt ka guzaris



Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

god

Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

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Ladki hans rahi hai



A boy told his friend, “Yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai

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Friend: Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai..

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Who discovered America?



TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

America

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : PAPPU!

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