Short Funny Jokes

A sharp pain in the throat

A man went to his doctor with an unusual problem. “Doctor,” the man began, “I have a strange problem that I’m hoping that you can help me with. Whenever I drink coffee, I experience a sharp, excruciating pain.”


The doctor replied, “Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before you drink.”

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Battery low….

Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.


Friend2: Kyu?

Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!

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Gabbar ka khauf…

Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.


Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.

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Water everywhere…

Irritated tenant to the land lord, “Look, the rain is simply pouring through the roof of my bed room.”


Landlord replied, “Just as our contract says, Running water in every room!”

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Ad for a good cook

Hotel Management gave advertisement for a good cook to recruit. One cook has sent one application as follows :


“Dear Sir, I am a good cooker. If you appoint me, I am sure I will be able to cook you. When I was working earlier in a hotel I cooked them all.”

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