Short Funny Jokes

Still got the axe

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”


One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

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You Daddy!!

One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy asked?”


In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!”

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Last chance

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse?


He is given his last chance to run away.

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Railway accident

Once a young mas was asked in an interview “Did you ever meet any Railway accident?


The man replied:
“Yes, once the train was going through a long tunnel I have kissed the father instead of his daughter.”

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Ad for a good cook

Hotel Management gave advertisement for a good cook to recruit. One cook has sent one application as follows :


“Dear Sir, I am a good cooker. If you appoint me, I am sure I will be able to cook you. When I was working earlier in a hotel I cooked them all.”

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