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Times have changed



Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

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Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”

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Where u get this mummy?



PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

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FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Why’s Santa’s phone OFF bhai??



Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!

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Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

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Fly gave birth to a baby



Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.

The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes looked at the girl and said, “maaa!”.

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The girl asked the baby fly,”main tumhari maa nahin hoon, phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?”

The fly replied, “kyon kye maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.”

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What’s your phone number?



On a romantic date sardar’s girl friend asks him:

“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”

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He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”

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