Short Funny Jokes




Santa Banta out for movie



Santa and Banta went to see a 9-12 PM movie show.
But they came back at 10 PM.

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Why?

Because the movie’s name was “Dastak” (Das-tak:uptill 10 O’ clock).

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Bahana nahi chahiae



Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.

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Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!

Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…

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Last chance



During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse?

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He is given his last chance to run away.

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Parking for two wheelers only



Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!

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Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?

Santa : Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’.

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Tumhari kidney churai hai



Patient to Nurse: I Love You. Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!

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Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai hai !!

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