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Still got the axe



Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”

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One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

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Roopvati, Gunvati and Dhanvati



Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.

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Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.

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Consider as a “God”



Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.

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Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.

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Do you love me?



Girl: Suno, are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boy: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!

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Girl: Kyaa?? To mere saare love letters wapas kardo.

Boy: Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

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You Daddy!!



One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy asked?”

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In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!”

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