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Gadha ki kami thi



Bus me bahut bhid thi.

Ek aadmi ne bus mein ghuste hue kaha: Lagta hai bas mein janvar bhare hai.

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Bus mein bede dusre aadmi ne kaha: Haan sab sabhi tarah ke janvar yaha hai, sirf ek gadhe ki kami thi.

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Do aankhe battis daante



Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

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Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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Still got the axe



Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”

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One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

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Love forever



Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear!

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Girl: Would you die for me ?

Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!

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Short And Sweet Answer…



TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

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PAPPU: A teacher

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