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Plumber in college…



Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

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You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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Short And Sweet Answer…



TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

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PAPPU: A teacher

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Harbhajan to his wife



Darling! kya main tera pahila pyaar hoo?

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Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat, Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?

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Is ka kya karen?



Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?

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Ajeet: Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai.

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Fly in the tea cup



Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?

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Waiter: “How could I know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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