(4 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
Loading ...One police asked to the thief, “How you theft the horse within a minute in front of so many people?”
Thief replied, “I did not take the horse, it was the horse who has taken me so fast within a second.”
(16 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5) Loading ...A man is cutting sides of a capsule before talking it. His neighbour saw this and asked him, “Why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?
He replied, “To avoid side effects.”
(10 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ...Aman bought a car by bank loan. But he did not pay loan amount. So they took the car from him.
After seeing that the man is thinking, “If I knew before, than I would have taken a loan for my marriage also.
(21 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5) Loading ...A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”
The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”
(12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...Salesman told to a Customer,”Sir this PC will cut your work load by 50%.”
Then the customer told, “That is great! O.K. I will buy two of them.”
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