Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?
Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”
Short Funny Jokes
I’ll have a scotch and soda..
Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”
Santa responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
Submitted by: Pradeep
Idiot question and answer
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
Q: What’s a flea’s favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.
Poor neighbour
Son to his mother “The people next door must be poor.”
Mother said, “Why do you say that?”
The son replied, “Because they made such a fuss when the baby swallowed a ten paise coin.”
Submitted by: Shafeen Mahmood
A sharp pain in the throat
A man went to his doctor with an unusual problem. “Doctor,” the man began, “I have a strange problem that I’m hoping that you can help me with. Whenever I drink coffee, I experience a sharp, excruciating pain.”
The doctor replied, “Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before you drink.”
