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Last chance

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse?


He is given his last chance to run away.

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Daily newspaper

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We’ve got such a clever dog, He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.”


Her husband replies, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.”

The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any!”

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Where u get this mummy?

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?


FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Fill up in capital…

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.


You know why?

Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.

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No Disc

Sunny: Kal movie dekhi, usme na koi scene tha, na koi aawaz.


Bunny: Naam kya tha film ka.

Sunny: NO DISC

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