Short Funny Jokes

Last chance

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse?


He is given his last chance to run away.

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You Daddy!!

One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mommy asked?”


In one voice they all replied, “You, Daddy!”

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Daily newspaper

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We’ve got such a clever dog, He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.”


Her husband replies, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.”

The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any!”

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A sharp pain in the throat

A man went to his doctor with an unusual problem. “Doctor,” the man began, “I have a strange problem that I’m hoping that you can help me with. Whenever I drink coffee, I experience a sharp, excruciating pain.”


The doctor replied, “Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before you drink.”

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Where u get this mummy?

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?


FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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