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Daily newspaper



A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We’ve got such a clever dog, He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.”

newspaper.jpg

Her husband replies, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.”

The wife responded, “But we’ve never subscribed to any!”

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Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?



Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

Wife

Doosra Aadmi bola:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”

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What are you searching for?



One man was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?

safe

Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.
Wife : But why?
Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!

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Most innocent dhamki..



Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha,

thief

Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief : “Mera school bag bhi le jao warna main mommy, papa ko utha dunga”.

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Laloo in airport



Once Laloo was coming out of airport.

As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR“…

Airport

For which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…

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