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Huddy and Darling



Hubby : Darling years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

coca cola

Wife : Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it is 1.5ltr.

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Short And Sweet Answer…



TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

teacher

PAPPU: A teacher

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Don’t follow instruction



An man went to see the doctor with a hole in his earlobe and blisters all over his feet.

The docto
r asked, “What happened, Paddy?”

doctor

Paddy replied, “I was opening a pudding, and on the packet.

There was written, “pierce ere and stand in boiling water.”

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Where u get this mummy?



PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

father-and-son.jpg

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Bhakt ka guzaris



Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

god

Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

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