Short Funny Jokes

Sharab se nafrat

Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?


Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!

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Times have changed

Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.


Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”

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Chhota bartan…

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.


Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

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You are in trouble now

Patient to Nurse: I Don’t Want To Get Well Because I Love U and I want see u everyday!


Nurse : U won’t get well either, bcoz doctor has seen u kissing me & he loves me too!

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Plumber in college…

Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.


You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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