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Sharab se nafrat



Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

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Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!

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Times have changed



Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

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Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”

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Chhota bartan…



Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

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Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

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You are in trouble now



Patient to Nurse: I Don’t Want To Get Well Because I Love U and I want see u everyday!

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Nurse : U won’t get well either, bcoz doctor has seen u kissing me & he loves me too!

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Plumber in college…



Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

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You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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