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Poor neighbour



Son to his mother “The people next door must be poor.”

Mother said, “Why do you say that?”

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The son replied, “Because they made such a fuss when the baby swallowed a ten paise coin.”

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Aur woh bhi ulte…



Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?

Friend : B.A.

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Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…

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Is ka kya karen?



Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?

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Ajeet: Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai.

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Cut your workload



Salesman told to a Customer,”Sir this PC will cut your work load by 50%.”

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Then the customer told, “That is great! O.K. I will buy two of them.”

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Order order



Judge: Order! Order!

Sardar: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee.

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Judge:
Shut up!

Sardar: Shut up nahi 7 up.

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