(4 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
Loading ...Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.
Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”
(31 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5) Loading ...Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur colour dikhao.
(14 votes, average: 3.07 out of 5) Loading ...A man went to his doctor with an unusual problem. “Doctor,” the man began, “I have a strange problem that I’m hoping that you can help me with. Whenever I drink coffee, I experience a sharp, excruciating pain.”
The doctor replied, “Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before you drink.”
(55 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ... Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
(13 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5) Loading ... Santa and Banta went to see a 9-12 PM movie show.
But they came back at 10 PM.
Why?
Because the movie’s name was “Dastak” (Das-tak:uptill 10 O’ clock).
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