Latest Sardar Jokes





What’s your phone number?



On a romantic date sardar’s girl friend asks him:

“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”

engagement

He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”

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I made it alright



Sardar joined a new job. On the very first day he worked till late evening on the computer.

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Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Bewakuf Banaya



Sardar ko dost ne khane pe bhulaya, ghar pe tala laga hua tha aur likha hua tha “Bewakuf Banaya”.

dinner

Sardar ne hoshyari dikhayi niche likh diya“Hum Yahan Aye Hi Nahi The”.

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kya du?



SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.

Tyre

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

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Telephone Directory



Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says – What a shit ?

Sardar : “I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all” ?

liberian

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory

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