Latest Sardar Jokes





Banta wants to die



Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.

“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.

“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied.

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The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”

“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.

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Banta at court



Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.

Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.

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Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

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There was once a Bihari



A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.

The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!

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After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,

“There was once a Bihari…” and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,

“Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?”

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Janwar hai, usko kya pata…



A Sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park.

When the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.

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When his friend asks him “kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai”

Sardarji replies “Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata “

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Fill up in capital…



A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

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You know why?

Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.

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