Latest Sardar Jokes




This is all India Radio!



Banta : You cheated me.

Radio

Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta : Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says, “This is all India Radio!

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Name plate outside your house



Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”

house

Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.

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Cows Don’t Fly



A Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.

Bird

The Sardar says, “Good thing that cows don’t fly.”

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An Application for Divorce



A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge

Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.

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An Empty Egg



Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet.

chicken

He finds the egg empty…

Getting fustrated he said, “iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!”

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