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Sardarji committing suicide



Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Railway track

Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

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What is your birth date?



Interviewer: What is your birth date?

MAN WRITING IN PAPPER

Sardar : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke patthe — EVERY YEAR

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An Application for Divorce



A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge

Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.

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What’s your phone number?



On a romantic date sardar’s girl friend asks him:

“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”

engagement

He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”

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Don’t Under Estimate



Once a time three friends, one muslim, one hindu and one sardar jee was on the journey. They planned to stay in some village. They went to a house of a farmer and request him to let them spend a night at his house.

Bull

The farmer said, “I have only two rooms in my house in one room me and my family sleep and in other room I kept my bull. If you people can manage in that room I will not mind. But I think there is so severe smell from bull that you can not spend a night in that room.”

As those friends don’t have any other way to spend the night so they request to let them try. The farmer agreed and show them the room.

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