An elderly Punjabi admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital requested that he has taken lessons in French. The doctor was puzzled and asked him why?
“Well, French is the language of heaven,” he sighed. “I want to be able to communicate with everyone in heaven if I die.”
“But how are you so sure that you will end up in heaven? You might go to hell. What good will French do you then?” asked the doctor.
“That will no problem. I am fluent in Punjabi.”
While having a brain check up…
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Sardar : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Sardar : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Sardar : Because that proves that I have a brain!
Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?”
The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’
‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered
The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower
The Muslim replied : “Chameli”
‘Ha I clean my shit with that!’ The Englishman response
The Muslim also got angry but kept quite
The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?’
Patriotic Santa replied: ‘Cactus! and replied, “now clean your ass with that!”
Sardar ko dost ne khane pe bhulaya, ghar pe tala laga hua tha aur likha hua tha “Bewakuf Banaya”.
Sardar ne hoshyari dikhayi niche likh diya“Hum Yahan Aye Hi Nahi The”.
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh..we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?”
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem! we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.”
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