Latest Sardar Jokes




The Railway Station



Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.

He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?

Man Replies, 12.30.

“When will Punjab Express go from here”?

Man Replies, 10.30.

railway-track.gif

“When will Deccan Queen go from here”?

Man Replies, 12.30.

Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.

Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks

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Kya Wahiyat Machine



Ek Sardar ka beta 1st time ATM se cash nikalwane gaya… achanak machine jaam hogai.

Ussne bank manager ko bolwaliya. Manager ne pocha ye kay say howa?

ATM user

Sardar’s son : kya wahiyat machine hai ulti seedhi cheezain mangi hai. Phelay kheti hai ENTER CARD, phir ENTER PIN.

PIN dhoond kar laya aur is main dali to sali jaam hogai

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Sardarji with choice



Once a Sardarji was going to his office.

Banana peel

On the way, he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.

Next day, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed, “Array, aaj to choice hai.”

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An Empty Egg



Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet.

chicken

He finds the egg empty…

Getting fustrated he said, “iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!”

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Amazing Glass



Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’

Glass

Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’

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