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Cows Don’t Fly



A Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.

Bird

The Sardar says, “Good thing that cows don’t fly.”

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Sardar being Disturbed



Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.

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I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says,

“Please recharge your balance soon.”

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Sardar’s order



Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.

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Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.

Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”

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Mein 10 number pe tha



Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.

Captain

Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha.

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Keyboard Alphabets



Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked, “what you did till evening?”

computer

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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