Latest Sardar Jokes




Hand Grenade



What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
- Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
- Run like crazy. Coz he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.

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I Made it Alright



Sardar joined new job. First day, he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening?

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Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Sardarji went to the outer space



Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.

The ground control issues commands “Rubi!” “Woof!” (its the barking sound) “Press the red button.” “Woof! Woof!”

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“Moti!” “Woof!” “Press the white button.” “Woof! Woof!”

“Sardarji!” “Woof.” “Stop barking, feed the dogs and don’t touch anything!”

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Where is the car?



Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.

Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.

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Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.

Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?

Preeto:
In the pool.

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Sardarji committing suicide



Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Railway track

Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

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