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Advancement comparision…



A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.

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Bill : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

Bill : Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Bill : More….More…More… Sardarji went upto 100 Feet.

Bill : So now, try to search something.

Sardarji : I got a Wire.

Bill
: You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in India.

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Mein 10 number pe tha



Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.

Captain

Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha.

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Expecting You from 20 Years



Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, “I hear someone breaking in.”

At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.

Thief

When Santa entered the den he was suprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.

As the theif was about to leave Santa said, “You have to go and meet my wife, Jeeto.”

The thief said, ” Why would you want me to meet your wife?”

Santa replied, “Well, she`s been expecting you from 20 years.”

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The Railway Station



Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.

He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?

Man Replies, 12.30.

“When will Punjab Express go from here”?

Man Replies, 10.30.

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“When will Deccan Queen go from here”?

Man Replies, 12.30.

Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.

Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks

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Sardar’s order



Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.

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Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.

Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”

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