Latest Sardar Jokes





The Scooter Key



One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…

Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?

Scooter

Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?

Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

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Birthday cake



Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

birthday

Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”

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Aur woh bhi ulte…



Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?

Friend : B.A.

boys

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…

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Amazing Glass



Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’

Glass

Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’

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Please Excuse Me!!!



One fine day, a girl proposed to a Sardar for marriage and Sardar denied simply saying that, “in our family, we marry only our relatives.”

Girl

My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on.

So please excuse me!!!

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