A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.
“Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar.
“My father was 182 cms tall.”
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
A Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Sardar says, “Good thing that cows don’t fly.”
Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…
2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…
Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Preeto: In the pool.
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