Latest Sardar Jokes




Santa with a Dog Tail



Santa was inserting dog’s tail into pipe.

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Banta : Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa : Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

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Sardar Auto Repair Shop



Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop.

They bought the best car servicing equipment and soon inaugurated the repair shop.

They all waited eagerly on the inaugural day; but no customer arrived. A couple of days passed, there were no cars that came in for repairs.

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A week, then a month went by, there were no cars.

After all, how could cars come in, the sardars had put up their garage on the second floor.

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Banta at court



Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.

Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.

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Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

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Office of The Hindustan Times



A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.

“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.

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“Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar.

“My father was 182 cms tall.”

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Side A – Side B



Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them.

To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down.

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Santa told Banta, ” Yaar just to pass Time Why don’t you sing some song”

Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs.

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