Latest Sardar Jokes





Talking about those days



Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights.

Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. He tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound “guooonn, guooonn.” He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.

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Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says “so ja machchar, bete so ja”.

After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says “Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn”.

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Where is the car?



Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.

Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.

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Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.

Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?

Preeto:
In the pool.

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“Aaj Tak” News



“Aaj Tak” gets news that 100 Sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.

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The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:

Correspondent : How did this happen?

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Cows Don’t Fly



A Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.

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The Sardar says, “Good thing that cows don’t fly.”

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Marathon race



A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to who’re the guys?

The bystander : A Marathon race is going on.

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Sardar : What do they get from that?

Bystander : The winner will get a prize

Sardar : Then why are the others running?

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