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Mein 10 number pe tha



Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.

Captain

Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha.

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How does a scooter run?



In an interview,

Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….

scooter

Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………

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Application Form for Job



One sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.

He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.

application

Then he came to the column ‘Salary Expected’ :

He was not sure as to what to be filled there.

After much thought he wrote : Yes

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Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai



Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

bathtub

Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Direct To The Sun



Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T Kanpur were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are Sardars we will go direct to the sun.”

Astronaut

“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”

And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”

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