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Advancement comparision…



A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.

usa

Bill : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

Bill : Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Bill : More….More…More… Sardarji went upto 100 Feet.

Bill : So now, try to search something.

Sardarji : I got a Wire.

Bill
: You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in India.

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Signed all the cheques



Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.

Bank manager

Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.

Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques.

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Aur woh bhi ulte…



Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?

Friend : B.A.

boys

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…

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kya du?



SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.

Tyre

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

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Sardar and Hidden Camera



Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”

Man watching tv

Santa : “Hidden camera!”

Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”

Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

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