Latest Sardar Jokes




ATM Password



A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”

ATM machine

Its 4 asterisks (****).

The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.

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Santa singh planting the chicken



Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

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A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot had also died and then Santa realised “I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”

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Kya Wahiyat Machine



Ek Sardar ka beta 1st time ATM se cash nikalwane gaya… achanak machine jaam hogai.

Ussne bank manager ko bolwaliya. Manager ne pocha ye kay say howa?

ATM user

Sardar’s son : kya wahiyat machine hai ulti seedhi cheezain mangi hai. Phelay kheti hai ENTER CARD, phir ENTER PIN.

PIN dhoond kar laya aur is main dali to sali jaam hogai

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How to decide???



Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing.
Says Banta, “How do we identify which horse is mine and which one is yours?”

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Santa Singh replies, “I will cut the tail of my horse and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail will be yours.”

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Are You Relaxing?



One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”

Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”

Sun bath

Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered “No no me! Banta Singh.” Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach.

He went and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said, “Idiot, sab tere ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha ho.”

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