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Give Him Another Chance



The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”

A Saradar works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, “What is 15 plus 15?”

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After 15 or 20 seconds he says, “Eighteen!” Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 Saradars start cheering, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

The leader says, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.”

So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?” After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, “Ninety?” The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh — everyone is disheartened – the Saradar starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance– What is 2 plus 2?”

The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, “Four?”
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 Saradars jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream…

“Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

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Sardar had twins…



Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.

Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.

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Again twins and named them Max and Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.

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Sardar Complaining



Sardar complained to his friend about his wife.

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“My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years.” said Sardar.

Mrs Sardar intervened, “Not six we have been married for seven years!”

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I was born in Punjab!



Boss: Where were you born ?

Sardarji:
Oye Punjab.

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Boss: Which part?

Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

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Sardarni Painting the walls



A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

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Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin and said, “For best results put on two coats.”

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