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Sodaless Picnic



Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back.

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An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by.

Both sardars were now very hungry.

Finally one of the sardars said: “Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let’s eat the sandwiches.”

Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said: “If you do, I wont go.”

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Hutch network is following me



One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.

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Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?

He said : “Ah Ah Ah…I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me.”

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“Aaj Tak” News



“Aaj Tak” gets news that 100 Sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.

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The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:

Correspondent : How did this happen?

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Sardar on Maruti



Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend.

He reached there in a few hours.

After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening.

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But he didn’t reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him

“Arre Puttar, ki hoya?”

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,

“Oye, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ek?”

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Santa Singh depressed



Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.

“Oye why are you sad?”

To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”

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His friend ask hims…“How?”

Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost

His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”

Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”

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