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Advancement comparision…



A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.

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Bill : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

Bill : Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Bill : More….More…More… Sardarji went upto 100 Feet.

Bill : So now, try to search something.

Sardarji : I got a Wire.

Bill
: You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in India.

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I am not your son



‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.

When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ‘The 10th floor, beta.’

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‘Why did you call me beta?’ demanded Banta Singh. ‘I am not your son.’

I called you beta because I brought you up,’ replied the liftman.

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I want toilet paper



Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
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Surd freedom fighters



Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.

Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh..we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?”

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That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem! we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.”

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Please Excuse Me!!!



One fine day, a girl proposed to a Sardar for marriage and Sardar denied simply saying that, “in our family, we marry only our relatives.”

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My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on.

So please excuse me!!!

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