Latest Sardar Jokes





CROCODILE BOOTS…



Sardarji proposes to a woman.

She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”

crocodile

He sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.

He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
’71st and *again* barefeet!’

Comments(0)| |

Expecting You from 20 Years



Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, “I hear someone breaking in.”

At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.

Thief

When Santa entered the den he was suprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.

As the theif was about to leave Santa said, “You have to go and meet my wife, Jeeto.”

The thief said, ” Why would you want me to meet your wife?”

Santa replied, “Well, she`s been expecting you from 20 years.”

Comments(0)| |

I’m coming daily



A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Door bell

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.

Santa replies, “I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.”

Comments(1)| |

Hutch network is following me



One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.

dog

Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?

He said : “Ah Ah Ah…I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me.”

Comments(3)| |

Kya Wahiyat Machine



Ek Sardar ka beta 1st time ATM se cash nikalwane gaya… achanak machine jaam hogai.

Ussne bank manager ko bolwaliya. Manager ne pocha ye kay say howa?

ATM user

Sardar’s son : kya wahiyat machine hai ulti seedhi cheezain mangi hai. Phelay kheti hai ENTER CARD, phir ENTER PIN.

PIN dhoond kar laya aur is main dali to sali jaam hogai

Comments(4)| |

Pages (39): [1] 2 3 4 » ... Last »

Receive the best jokes...

Tired of all those crappy, "not so funny" old jokes?

We have gone through thousands of jokes and selected only the funniest ones which will definitely make you laugh your ass off.

Simply fill and submit the form below and receive the hilarious jokes every week in your email:

Name:
Email:

? >