Latest Sardar Jokes

Santa and Banta on bus

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door.

Banta leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?”


The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m Sorry.”

At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, “Will it take ME,plzzz?”

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Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.


Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Kya Wahiyat Machine

Ek Sardar ka beta 1st time ATM se cash nikalwane gaya… achanak machine jaam hogai.

Ussne bank manager ko bolwaliya. Manager ne pocha ye kay say howa?

ATM user

Sardar’s son : kya wahiyat machine hai ulti seedhi cheezain mangi hai. Phelay kheti hai ENTER CARD, phir ENTER PIN.

PIN dhoond kar laya aur is main dali to sali jaam hogai

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Aur woh bhi ulte…

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?

Friend : B.A.


Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…

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Birthday cake

Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:


Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”

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