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ATM Password

A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”

ATM machine

Its 4 asterisks (****).

The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.

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Santa singh planting the chicken

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.


A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot had also died and then Santa realised “I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”

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Plumber in college…

Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.


You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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Santa with a Dog Tail

Santa was inserting dog’s tail into pipe.

Dog tail

Banta : Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa : Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

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Lottery Ticket

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

Sardar says, “I want my $20 million.”

The man replied, “No, Sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 days.”

lottery ticket

Sardar said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”

Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 days.

Sardar furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! if you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!”

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