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Santa and Banta in Mumbai



Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Mumbai. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.

Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.

Double decker bus

After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh.

He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.

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Sardarji goes to a mirror shop



Once a Sardarji goes to a mirror shop to buy a mirror.He wanders all over the shop before the shopkeeper comes and asks him,”May I help you?”.

Sardar: “I want a very strong mirror”.
Shop keeper: “Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000/-”

Mirror shop

Sardar: “Is it really that strong?”
Shop keeper: “Yes sir. If u want to know, you can throw this mirror from 100 storeyed building. This mirror does not breaks upto 99 floors sir!!”

Sardar: “Wah! bahuth badiya hai!!”
He pays the shop keeper and leaves with that mirror!!

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MERA UTARNE KA STYLE HAI.



Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai.
Public sab aakar uper uthake puchne lagte hai, “sardar ji kaise ho?
Sardar : Arre arre chodo bhai aap logon ki dimag kharab ho gaya hai kya.

bike

YE MERA UTARNE KA STYLE HAI…

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Application Form for Job



One sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.

He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.

application

Then he came to the column ‘Salary Expected’ :

He was not sure as to what to be filled there.

After much thought he wrote : Yes

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Tumhe nahi pata?



Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1: Praaji , Isse ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai?
Sardarji 2: Tumhe nahi pata?

beach.jpg

Sardarji 1: Nahi pata.
Sardarji 2: Woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beech mein hai issliye issai beach kahete hai.

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