Jokes Duniya

Our Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match.

Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”

Bhajji answered, “No I am Harbhajan Singh”

VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question.

He answered, “No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh”

Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw Sreesanth enjoying the Match. He went and asked him “Are you Relaxing?”

The Sreesanth answered “Yes I am relaxing.”

Bhajji slapped him on his face and said “Are sab tere Ko wahan dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.”

Why India lost the one day series in South Africa ???
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There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour.

So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked “Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?”

Kid said,“No, mummy beats me” ( So the judge asked “Then, would you like to stay with your papa then ?” Kid said, “No, papa beats me” ( Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do… after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child…

And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with…

any guesses?
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Why India lost World cup final in 2003???

Reason:

Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the
2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies
the answer…..

The teams that qualified for the super six stage…

India, Sri Lanka, Australia, New Zealand, Kenya, Zimabawe.

Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia,Australia & Africa respectively.

The teams that have the last alphabet “a” in their names qualified for the
semifinals.

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A Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife.

But accidentally the call went to a Cricket stadium.

He asked ” What is the condition?”

He fainted after What he heard….

Guess What the reply was??

It is…
7 are already out…
3 more will be out by Lunch…
and…
The First one was a DUCK…