Jokes Duniya

“How come you’re late?” asks the Manager as Santa walks in the door.

“It was awful,” Santa explains. “I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the road. He’d been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere.

Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute.”

“What did you do?” asks the Manager.

Santa says, “I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep myself from fainting!”

Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course.

One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off.

“Gee Harry, that was a very nice gesture on your part. It was very thoughtful and respectful of you to do that,” his friend says.

“Well,” Harry replies, “I was married to her for 30 years, it was the least I could do.”

A Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife.

But accidentally the call went to a Cricket stadium.

He asked ” What is the condition?”

He fainted after What he heard….

Guess What the reply was??

It is…
7 are already out…
3 more will be out by Lunch…
and…
The First one was a DUCK…

Our Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match.

Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”

Bhajji answered, “No I am Harbhajan Singh”

VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question.

He answered, “No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh”

Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw Sreesanth enjoying the Match. He went and asked him “Are you Relaxing?”

The Sreesanth answered “Yes I am relaxing.”

Bhajji slapped him on his face and said “Are sab tere Ko wahan dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.”

Anil Kumble and Sachin Tendulkar, now elderly, 85 and 80 years old are sitting on a park bench outside Lord’s cricket ground feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, past series and tours.

Kumble turns to Tendulkar and asks, ‘Do you think there’s cricket in heaven?’

Tendulkar thinks about it for a minute and replies, ‘I dunno. But let’s make an agreement: if I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if there’s cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same.’ They shake hands on it.

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