Jokes Duniya

Anil Kumble and Sachin Tendulkar, now elderly, 85 and 80 years old are sitting on a park bench outside Lord’s cricket ground feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, past series and tours.

Kumble turns to Tendulkar and asks, ‘Do you think there’s cricket in heaven?’

Tendulkar thinks about it for a minute and replies, ‘I dunno. But let’s make an agreement: if I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if there’s cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same.’ They shake hands on it.

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After the shameful defeat of Team India, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself as another man and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him

“Hi Dravid!”

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as Muslim woman – in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets him

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Why India lost World cup final in 2003???

Reason:

Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the
2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies
the answer…..

The teams that qualified for the super six stage…

India, Sri Lanka, Australia, New Zealand, Kenya, Zimabawe.

Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia,Australia & Africa respectively.

The teams that have the last alphabet “a” in their names qualified for the
semifinals.

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*What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
-The entire Indian Innings.

*Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
-In Advertisements.

*When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
-When he is bowling.

*What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
-The walk back to the pavilion.

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Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course.

One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off.

“Gee Harry, that was a very nice gesture on your part. It was very thoughtful and respectful of you to do that,” his friend says.

“Well,” Harry replies, “I was married to her for 30 years, it was the least I could do.”