Jor se bolo…
Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!

Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!

Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
Little Radha was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the newspapper.

The family dog was lying and as the screeching sounds of little Radha’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, “For pity’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?”
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!

Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!
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