Children and Kids Jokes





Ye Toh Girls Hostel Hai



Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.

Cracker

Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

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Violin Practice



Little Radha was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the newspapper.

Violin

The family dog was lying and as the screeching sounds of little Radha’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, “For pity’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?”

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Christmas wish!



Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.

At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

Christmas

“I pray for a new bicycle!”
“I pray for a new Nintendo!”
“I pray for a new VCR!”

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.

To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!

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Jor se bolo…



Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!

Teacher

Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI

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Innocence at its best



Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Pregnant

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

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