Children and Kids Jokes




Strange socks



TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!

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PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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Violin Practice



Little Radha was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the newspapper.

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The family dog was lying and as the screeching sounds of little Radha’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, “For pity’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?”

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What will u do officer



A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”

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“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

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Jungle mein potty



Do bachhe jungle mein potty kar rahe the. Tabhi wahan par sher (Lion) aa gaya.

Pehla doosre se bola : Oye tu dar raha hai.

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Doosra bola : Nahi!

Pehla bola : Abe toh sale apni dho, meri kyon dho raha hai….!

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Be quite at church



A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

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Little Johnny
replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”

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