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God is missing



There were two brothers at aged 12 & 8. They were so naughty and always people comes with complain to their parents. Parents became very fed-up and they have taken them to the mental doctor.

Doctor firstly call 12 years boy and asked him “Tell me where is god?” The boy keep himsilence. Then doctor again with loud voice asked him “Tell me where is God?”.

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The boy suddenly ran away and went to his home and hide himself in his cloth cupboard.

When another brother saw that he also ran away after him and reached to the home and asked “Brother what doctor asked you and why you ran away?”

The elder brother said, “God is missing and everybody thinking that we did it”

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Chota Santa buys sabji



Chota Santa stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the Sabji wala:

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10 kilo sugar at Rs 1.25 a kilo
4 kilo coffee at Rs1.50 a kilo
2 kilo butter at Rs1.10 a kilo
2 bars soap at Rs0.83 each

How much does that come to?” asked Larry.

“Twenty-two rupees and thirty-six paisa.”

If I gave you three ten rupee bills, how much change would I get?” said Chota Santa.

“Seven rupees and sixty-four paisa,” stated the Sabji wala who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Chota Santa said, as he disappeared through the door, “Mujhe ye sab nahi kharid ne ka he.. mujhe to bas apne kal ke math homework ka an

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Jungle mein potty



Do bachhe jungle mein potty kar rahe the. Tabhi wahan par sher (Lion) aa gaya.

Pehla doosre se bola : Oye tu dar raha hai.

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Doosra bola : Nahi!

Pehla bola : Abe toh sale apni dho, meri kyon dho raha hai….!

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Not going to have babies



A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

“That’s a serious step,” he said. “Have you thought it out completely?”

“Yes,” his young son answered. “We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.”
“How about transportation?” the father asked.

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“I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,” the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, “What about babies? When you’re married, you’re liable to have babies, you know.”

“We’ve thought about that, too,” the little boy replied.

“We’re not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I’m going to step on it!”

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Formula for Water



TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!

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TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

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