Children and Kids Jokes





Innocence at its best



Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Pregnant

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

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Dead Body Cycling



During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.

Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

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Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

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A Poor Family Essay



A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as…

Teacher and student

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Violin Practice



Little Radha was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the newspapper.

Violin

The family dog was lying and as the screeching sounds of little Radha’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, “For pity’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?”

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Plan For Future



Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?

Classroom

Ram : I want to be a pilot.
Vinod : I want to be a doctor.
Deepa : I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa.

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