Children and Kids Jokes





Ye Toh Girls Hostel Hai



Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.

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Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

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Strange socks



TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!

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PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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A Poor Family Essay



A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as…

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Formula for Water



TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!

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TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

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Little girl and boy



Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other,
“Are you a little girl or a little boy?”

“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.”What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby.

“I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.

Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling. “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”

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He carefully climbed himself into the other baby’s crib, then
quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

“You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said proudly.

“You’re ever so clever,” cooed the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”

“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “You’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”

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