School kyun aatey ho?
(42 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5)
Loading ... Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!
Children and Kids Jokes
(42 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5) Loading ...Divorced Barbie
(24 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5) Loading ...A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”
The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”
“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…..”
Dead Body Cycling
(35 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5) Loading ...During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Who, me?
(37 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.
Johnny: Who, me?
Teacher: Very good!
Itne Kum Marks!!
(100 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5) Loading ...Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
