Children and Kids Jokes



It’s Time

(14 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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Even though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was playing with a wall clock when I visited.

Baby with a clock

Later, when I was putting on my coat to leave, I asked him what time it was. He looked at the clock blankly, then brightened.

“It’s time for you to go,” he answered triumphantly.


A Poor Family Essay

(25 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic “A Poor Family”. One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay . The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as…

Teacher and student

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Violin Practice

(13 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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Little Radha was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the newspapper.

Violin

The family dog was lying and as the screeching sounds of little Radha’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, “For pity’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?”


Plan For Future

(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?

Classroom

Ram : I want to be a pilot.
Vinod : I want to be a doctor.
Deepa : I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa.


Ye Toh Girls Hostel Hai

(9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)
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Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.

Cracker

Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

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