School and College Jokes




Dead Body Cycling



During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.

Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

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Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

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Impossible final exams



Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Time limit: 2 hours. Begin immediately.

Art: Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper, recreate the walls of the taj mahal.

Biology: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the Indian Parliamentary System circa 1750. Prove your thesis.
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When is there time to study?



It is no fault of the student because a year has only 365 days.

Days in a year = 365 days

Sundays = 52 days (Sundays are meant for rest)
Days left = 313 days

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Summer Vacations = 60 days (Weather is very hot, so it is difficult to study)
Days left = 253 days

Eight hours of daily sleep = 122 days (Necessary)
Days left = 131 days

One hour daily for play = 15 days (It’s good for health)
Days left = 116 days

Two hours for daily food = 30 days (Chew the food properly, don’t care for time)
Days left = 86 days

Examination days in a year = 30 days (Giving exams is necessary)
Days left = 56 days

Winter vacations = 25 days (Weather is cold, it’s difficult to study)
Days left = 31 days

Other holidays = 20 days (These holidays are to enjoy)
Days left = 11 days

Illness at least once a year = 8 days (Because of illness, study is difficult)
Days left = 3 days

Result days = 3 days (Going and taking result is necessary)
Days left = 0 days

So tell me when is there time to study?!

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How to make girlfriend



Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha then what will u get????

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Santa: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

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College student writes home for money



Correspondence from son away at college to his father:

Dear Father,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.

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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

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