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Loading ...Teacher : Santa yeh batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, Maine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hoon aur kal mein
ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
(30 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5) Loading ...Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
(6 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher asked to the students, “Children, can you tel why do we call our language the mother tongue, and not the Father tongue?”
One student answers, “Because in our country the fathers hardly ever get to speak! “
(18 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5) Loading ... Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha then what will u get????
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Santa: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
(9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher asked to a student, “If you see a man beating his donkey and you go to stop him, what virtue would you be showing?”
The student replied, “Brotherly Love.”
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