School and College Jokes





Short And Sweet Answer…



TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

teacher

PAPPU: A teacher

Comments(6)| |

Learning tense



Once the teacher was teaching tenses.

Boy : Miss, what will be the present tense of samsung?

classss.jpg

Teacher: I don’t know.

Boy: That’s very simple… If Samsung is past then Samsing will be the present.

Comments(0)| |

Funny exam paper




Chotu gets a part in a drama



Chotu’s dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got one.

chotudrama.jpg

Chotu enthusiastically announced that he had, ” I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.
“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”

Comments(0)| |

Essay on milk



Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring the home work.

classroom.jpg

One boy written only one page. Then teacher asked him why he has written only one page.

The boy replied, “Teacher I have written about condensed milk.”

Comments(0)| |

Pages (16): [1] 2 3 4 » ... Last »

Receive the best jokes...

Tired of all those crappy, "not so funny" old jokes?

We have gone through thousands of jokes and selected only the funniest ones which will definitely make you laugh your ass off.

Simply fill and submit the form below and receive the hilarious jokes every week in your email:

Name:
Email:

? >