School and College Jokes

If students get wrong concept

A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic:

“Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class seen God?”

When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then there is no God.”


The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.

“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”

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Kitab kiska hai

Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai?

Student: Sir, kagaj ki.


Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai.

Student: Sir, phir puchh kyon rahe hai.

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Who discovered America?

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!


TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?


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Be quite at church

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”


Little Johnny
replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”

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Times have changed

Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.


Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”

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