School and College Jokes





Aur cheat fekuuuu…



A good friend is one who tells you to study well…

But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts
girl throwing papper
Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu…”

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Who discovered America?



TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

America

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : PAPPU!

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Worst exam ever



A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.

After one week, a test was held.

The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird’s legs. No bodies,no feet, just legs.

student

The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs.

The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.

Finally, he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test paper on the teacher’s desk.

“This is the worst test I have ever given.”

The teacher looked up and said, “Young man, you have flunked the test. What’s your name?

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, “You tell me”.

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How I spell it!



TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?

PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

crocodile

TEACHER : No, that’s wrong

PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how “I” spell it!

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College student writes home for money



Correspondence from son away at college to his father:

Dear Father,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.

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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

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