Jokes Duniya

Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.

Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

Teacher asked to a student, “If you see a man beating his donkey and you go to stop him, what virtue would you be showing?”

The student replied, “Brotherly Love.”

Once the teacher was teaching tenses.

Boy : Miss, what will be the present tense of samsung?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Boy: That’s very simple… If Samsung is past then Samsing will be the present.

Once a teacher was asking the students about their hobbies.

Teacher to boy1: What is your hobby?

Boy1: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.

Teacher to Boy2: What is your hobby?

Boy2: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.

Teacher to Boy3: What is your hobby?

Boy3: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.

Teacher called a girl this time and asked…

Teacher:What is your name?

Girl: My name is ‘Bubbles’