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Subjects for a date



A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.”

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The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy’s nervousness builds.

He remembers his father’s advice, and chooses the first topic.

He asks the girl: “Do you like spinach?” She says “No,” and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father’s suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, “Do you have a brother?” Again, the girl says “No” and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father’s advice and asks the girl the following question: “If you had a brother, would he like spinach?”

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Birthday Present



Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

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Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Modern students



Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?

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Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?

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Who, me?



Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.

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Johnny: Who, me?

Teacher: Very good!

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Difficult Interview Question!



Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”
The boy thought for awhile and said,”My choice is one really difficult question.”
“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
What comes first, Day or Night?

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The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the answer being correct, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s DAY sir!”
How” the interviewer asked,
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”
He was selected for IIM!

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