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T.V mathmatics



Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.

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Mother language



Teacher asked to the students, “Children, can you tel why do we call our language the mother tongue, and not the Father tongue?”

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One student answers,
“Because in our country the fathers hardly ever get to speak! “

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As worse as it gets!!



A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

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I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it’s not only the passion, Dad, she’s pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call me when it is safe for me to come home!

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Difficult Interview Question!



Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”
The boy thought for awhile and said,”My choice is one really difficult question.”
“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
What comes first, Day or Night?

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The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the answer being correct, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s DAY sir!”
How” the interviewer asked,
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”
He was selected for IIM!

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Modern students



Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?

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Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?

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