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Original Quote:

If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat.

Psychologist:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.

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Biggest lie



Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?”

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One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,”When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The girls gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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Subjects for a date



A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.”

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The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy’s nervousness builds.

He remembers his father’s advice, and chooses the first topic.

He asks the girl: “Do you like spinach?” She says “No,” and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father’s suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, “Do you have a brother?” Again, the girl says “No” and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father’s advice and asks the girl the following question: “If you had a brother, would he like spinach?”

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The sweetest proposal by a kindergarten boy:



Boy: ka tm mujh se shadi talodi
Girl: no
Boy: kallo na yal paleesssh

Girl: main bahin karongi
Boy: kallo na yal pyaali behan ho… paleesssh

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Difficult Interview Question!



Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”
The boy thought for awhile and said,”My choice is one really difficult question.”
“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
What comes first, Day or Night?

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The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the answer being correct, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s DAY sir!”
How” the interviewer asked,
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”
He was selected for IIM!

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