School and College Jokes

Expelled for poor eye-sight

A middle aged man was walking down the street. He saw a business acquaintance looking downcast.
“Jim, is everything okay?” he asked.

“No, it’s not. My son was expelled from college because his poor eyesight.”


The man was shocked, and replied “How could they expel your son for his eyesight?”

Jim answered, “He mistook the dean of women for one of the co-eds.”

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Funny exam paper

T.V mathmatics

Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.

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Biggest lie

Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?”


One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,”When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The girls gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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Pappu and Mrs. Chatterjee

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs. Chatterjee stopped to gently reprove the child.


Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, “Pappu, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Pappu looked up and replied, “Well, Mrs. Chatterjee, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

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