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Sentence starting with “I”



Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Pappu : I is…
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Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”

Pappu : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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Internet Is Very Useful



Guy 1: “How’s your history paper coming?”

Guy 2: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.

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Guy 1: “Really?”

Guy 2: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!”

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Biggest lie



Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?”

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One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,”When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The girls gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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Lipstick prints on mirror



According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

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Finally the principal decided that there had to be something done about it.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She then explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day.

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then used it to clean the mirror. Needless to say, there have been no lip prints on the mirror since!

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What is my age?



Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.

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Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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