School and College Jokes





How to make girlfriend



Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha then what will u get????

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Santa: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

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The sweetest proposal by a kindergarten boy:



Boy: ka tm mujh se shadi talodi
Girl: no
Boy: kallo na yal paleesssh

Girl: main bahin karongi
Boy: kallo na yal pyaali behan ho… paleesssh

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Three english words



Ek teacher ne class ke students ko english ke 3 word likh ke lane ko kaha. Toh ek student apne ghar jaake mummy se poochta hai ke mujhe english ke 3 words bolo.

Toh mummy use bolti hai Shutup!

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Thode der ke baad uski mummy use manane aati hai aur bolti hai “I am sorry.”

Kuch der ke baad uske papa ka phone aata hai toh uske papa uski mummy se bolte hai, “Chalo aaj hotel mein khana khate hai.” Toh uski mummy bolti hai, “Aaj nahi darling kal jaayenge”.

Yeh sare word “Shutup, Sorry aur Aaj nahi darling kal jaayenge” woh apne note book mein likh leta hai.

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Doosre din uski teacher usse english ke 3 words poochti hai toh woh bolta hai Shutup!

Uski teacher usko dat ti hai toh woh bolta hai “Sorry” phir bolti hai chalo principal ke paas chalte hain toh woh bolta hai “Aaj nahi darling kal jaayenge”

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Little Preeto



Little Preeto came running into the house after school one day, shouting, “Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”

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“That’s great, sweetheart,” said her daddy. “Come in to the living room and tell me about it.”

“Well,” said Preeto, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in Maths and 20 in Science.”

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Sentence starting with “I”



Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Pappu : I is…
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Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”

Pappu : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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