School and College Jokes




What is my age?



Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.

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Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Sandal nikalu kya?



Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?

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Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!

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10 Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam



Here are the 10 fun things to do in a final exam. But beware, you’d have to be ready for the consequences too!!

1. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

2. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.

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3. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: “I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.” Be creative.
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When is there time to study?



It is no fault of the student because a year has only 365 days.

Days in a year = 365 days

Sundays = 52 days (Sundays are meant for rest)
Days left = 313 days

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Summer Vacations = 60 days (Weather is very hot, so it is difficult to study)
Days left = 253 days

Eight hours of daily sleep = 122 days (Necessary)
Days left = 131 days

One hour daily for play = 15 days (It’s good for health)
Days left = 116 days

Two hours for daily food = 30 days (Chew the food properly, don’t care for time)
Days left = 86 days

Examination days in a year = 30 days (Giving exams is necessary)
Days left = 56 days

Winter vacations = 25 days (Weather is cold, it’s difficult to study)
Days left = 31 days

Other holidays = 20 days (These holidays are to enjoy)
Days left = 11 days

Illness at least once a year = 8 days (Because of illness, study is difficult)
Days left = 3 days

Result days = 3 days (Going and taking result is necessary)
Days left = 0 days

So tell me when is there time to study?!

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Sentence starting with “I”



Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Pappu : I is…
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Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”

Pappu : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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