School and College Jokes




Good choice



An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.

“Where did you get such a rockin’ bike?”
asked the first.

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The second engineer replied “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, take what you want.”

The second engineer nodded approvingly “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

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10 Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam



Here are the 10 fun things to do in a final exam. But beware, you’d have to be ready for the consequences too!!

1. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

2. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.

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3. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: “I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.” Be creative.
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Sentence starting with “I”



Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Pappu : I is…
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Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”

Pappu : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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Essay on milk



Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring the home work.

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One boy written only one page. Then teacher asked him why he has written only one page.

The boy replied, “Teacher I have written about condensed milk.”

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Brotherly love



Teacher asked to a student, “If you see a man beating his donkey and you go to stop him, what virtue would you be showing?”

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The student replied, “Brotherly Love.”

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