School and College Jokes

What is my age?

Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.


Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Sandal nikalu kya?

Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?


Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!

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10 Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam

Here are the 10 fun things to do in a final exam. But beware, you’d have to be ready for the consequences too!!

1. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

2. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.


3. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: “I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.” Be creative.
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When is there time to study?

It is no fault of the student because a year has only 365 days.

Days in a year = 365 days

Sundays = 52 days (Sundays are meant for rest)
Days left = 313 days


Summer Vacations = 60 days (Weather is very hot, so it is difficult to study)
Days left = 253 days

Eight hours of daily sleep = 122 days (Necessary)
Days left = 131 days

One hour daily for play = 15 days (It’s good for health)
Days left = 116 days

Two hours for daily food = 30 days (Chew the food properly, don’t care for time)
Days left = 86 days

Examination days in a year = 30 days (Giving exams is necessary)
Days left = 56 days

Winter vacations = 25 days (Weather is cold, it’s difficult to study)
Days left = 31 days

Other holidays = 20 days (These holidays are to enjoy)
Days left = 11 days

Illness at least once a year = 8 days (Because of illness, study is difficult)
Days left = 3 days

Result days = 3 days (Going and taking result is necessary)
Days left = 0 days

So tell me when is there time to study?!

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Sentence starting with “I”

Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Pappu : I is…

Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”

Pappu : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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