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Who discovered America?



TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

America

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : PAPPU!

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Aur cheat fekuuuu…



A good friend is one who tells you to study well…

But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts
girl throwing papper
Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu…”

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Some important laws which Mr. Newton forgot to state



LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Newton

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

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Essay on milk



Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring the home work.

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One boy written only one page. Then teacher asked him why he has written only one page.

The boy replied, “Teacher I have written about condensed milk.”

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