School and College Jokes




Kitab kiska hai



Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai?

Student: Sir, kagaj ki.

classroom.jpg

Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai.

Student: Sir, phir puchh kyon rahe hai.

Comments(0)| |

What is his occupation?



A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all day?”

Tim stood up and proudly said, “She’s a doctor.”

“That’s wonderful. How about you, Amie?”

Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, “My father is a mailman.”

“Thank you, Amie,” said the teacher. “What about your father, Billy?”

small.gif

Billy proudly stood up and announced, “My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks.”

The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy’s house and rang the bell. Billy’s father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.

Billy’s father said, “I’m actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?”

Comments(0)| |

What is my age?



Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.

teacher

Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Comments(2)| |

Biggest lie



Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?”

teacher

One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,”When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The girls gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Comments(8)| |

Times have changed



Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

20744835thm.jpg

Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”

Comments(3)| |

Pages (16): [1] 2 3 4 » ... Last »

Receive the best jokes...

Tired of all those crappy, "not so funny" old jokes?

We have gone through thousands of jokes and selected only the funniest ones which will definitely make you laugh your ass off.

Simply fill and submit the form below and receive the hilarious jokes every week in your email:

Name:
Email:

? >