School and College Jokes




Galti ho gayi



Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?

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Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

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A Hindi professor



One evening, a Hindi professor(who can not speak english)goes to the theatre with his wife.

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There he sees his student Rahul but the student doesn’t see him.The next day in school,

STUDENT : Sir, gud morning!

PROFESSOR : A bhery good morning same to tohar. Tumko say bhul gaya ki tomorrow ebhaning, I saw you in the movie thetre with my wife!

STUDENT : What!!!!

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Different Noises



A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.

“Rahul, what noise does a cow make?”
“It goes moo.”

“Pinky, what noise does a cat make?”
“It goes meow.”

“Jassi, what sound does a lamb make?”
“It goes baaa.”

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“Prito, what sound does a mouse make?”
“Errr.., it goes.. click!”

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Quotes converted…



Original Quote:

If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat.

Psychologist:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.

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Aisi Jaan!



Sir: ‘bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.’
Bachche: ‘nahi khaenge sir.’
Sir: ‘kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.’
Bachche: ‘alright sir!’

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Sir: ‘jua nahi kheloge.’
Bachche: ‘ok! sir.’
Sir: ‘desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.’
Bachche: ‘de denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!

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