School and College Jokes





Father’s business



Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”

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Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”

Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

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Expelled for poor eye-sight



A middle aged man was walking down the street. He saw a business acquaintance looking downcast.
“Jim, is everything okay?” he asked.

“No, it’s not. My son was expelled from college because his poor eyesight.”

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The man was shocked, and replied “How could they expel your son for his eyesight?”

Jim answered, “He mistook the dean of women for one of the co-eds.”

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What is my age?



Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.

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Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Galti ho gayi



Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?

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Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

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What is the answer



One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

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So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name…………………….( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst?……………( 98 MARKS )

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right …!!!

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