Jokes In Hindi





James Bond buys a pan



One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.

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When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!

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Brain ka operation



Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua?

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Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.

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Long celebration



Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!

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Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

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Kitne admi they?



Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Robber

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

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Ek second…



Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.

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Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein

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