Jokes In Hindi





Nutrition



Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

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Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

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Sharab se nafrat



Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

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Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!

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Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?



Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

Wife

Doosra Aadmi bola:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”

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Impossible



Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.

Dictionery

Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.

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Maa banne wali hoon



Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.

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Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

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