Jokes In Hindi




Kabristan



Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.

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Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!

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Maar padi…



Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!

Banta: Woh kya..

Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.

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Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara

Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!

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Sardarji committing suicide



Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

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Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

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Tumhe phansi hogi



Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!

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Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

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Sher…



Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?

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Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati haiā€¦

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