Jokes In Hindi




Undewear…



Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya.

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Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya.

Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!

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Shaadi ka bahana



Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.

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Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.

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Ek second…



Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.

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Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein

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Naak saaf karlo



Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?”

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Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…

Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”

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Dance party



Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”

Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”

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Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

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