Jokes In Hindi




If you will try to kiss



Girl : If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi

Kissing

Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl : I know per formality to karni hi padegi.

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Aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo…



Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake

guard

Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.

Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

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Husband’s poem on saali



**WARNING**
THIS IS NOT TRUE IN CASE OF EVERY SAALI. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!!

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

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Saali is Pataka, Wife is BATAKA

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake , Wife is earth QUAKE

*Ek Dukhi Paati.*

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Jor se bolo…



Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!

Teacher

Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI

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Stupid answers



If you have two agarbattis on a boat but no source of fire. How will you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?”

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