Jokes In Hindi




Pathan on cycle



Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”

cycle

Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

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Gandhi Ki Dhoti



There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic.

In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI

Theatre

Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the
local newspaper were:

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A Donkey kicked sardar



A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.

Zebra

He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.

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Banta goes to watch dance



Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha

Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.

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Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga.

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Bura mat socho



Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

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Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

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