Jokes In Hindi





Sardar and Banno in car



Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

car

Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

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Ek tha Raja



Ek tha Raja…

King

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Doubt about Mahabharata



In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘Krishna janma’ part of it.

Masterji : “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning… Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born…

Teacher

Ramu : I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).

Masterji : “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one?”

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to Kill him, “Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?”

Masterji fainted.

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Gabbar ka khauf…



Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.

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Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.

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Undewear…



Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya.

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Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya.

Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!

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