Jokes In Hindi




Kharab sangat ka asar



Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye thay.

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Husband: Kya bataoon, sab galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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Sardar and Banno in car



Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

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Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

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Sohar Aur Biwi Soo Rahe



Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”

Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”

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Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”

Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”

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Santa buys Indian Flag



Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

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Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa:Isme aur colour dikhao.

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Ek gharwali aur….



Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.

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Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..

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