Santa buys Indian Flag
Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur colour dikhao.
Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur colour dikhao.
Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?

Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!
Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Banta class mein - madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..
Banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta - ok madam…. A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..
Teacher to a student: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.”

Student - He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.
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