Jokes In Hindi

2 sardar jees going fishing

There were 2 Sardar Jees going for fishing. One of the Sardar Jee notices a boy drowning. He looks up to the sky and says “Hey Raba please protect the small boy

The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy.


When the Sardar Jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him.

The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly “Oh Gee Hoya?

The man, who was a producer replies “Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee

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Why running naked

Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.

Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho, kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?


Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.

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Long celebration

Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!


Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

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Bade ho kar kya banoge

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

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No C!!

Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!

Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?


Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

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