Jokes In Hindi





Shaadi ka bahana



Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.

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Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.

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Main sadhu kyu banta



Ek admi sadhu se bola,

Meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaya batayien na shadu ji…

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Aur phir shadu ghusse me bole
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Abe saale upaya hota to main sadhu kyu banta..

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Plastic surgery



Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!

Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”

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Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

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Aey Bhai!!!



Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

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Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

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Sandal nikalu kya?



Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?

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Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!

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