Jokes In Hindi




Bura mat socho



Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

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Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

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Tumhe phansi hogi



Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!

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Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

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Andey aur bacche



Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

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Student: “Air Hostess!”

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Name of your car



Sardar : What is the name of your car?

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Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Munnabhain and circuit



Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.

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Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.

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