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Loading ...A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”
(43 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5) Loading ...Do bachhe jungle mein potty kar rahe the. Tabhi wahan par sher (Lion) aa gaya.
Pehla doosre se bola : Oye tu dar raha hai.
Doosra bola : Nahi!
Pehla bola : Abe toh sale apni dho, meri kyon dho raha hai….!
(25 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5) Loading ...A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
(26 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5) Loading ...A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”
(41 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ... Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
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