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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

“Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.

Red bike

Bobby’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby’s mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

“Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.”

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

*** Letter 1 ***

Dear God,

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.

I want a red one.

Your friend,

Bobby.

Bobby knew that this wasn’t true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

*** Letter 2 ***

Dear God,

This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you.

Your friend Bobby.

Bobby knew that this wasn’t true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

*** Letter 3 ***

Dear God,

I have been an “OK” boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.

- Bobby.

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

*** Letter 4 ***

God,

I know I haven’t been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!

Thank you,

Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby’s mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.

“Just be home in time for dinner”, Bobby’s mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.

He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.
Mary statue

He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

*** Letter 5 ***

Hey God,

I’VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND A RED BIKE !!!

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89 Responses to “Confession of a kid”



  1. Vinn Says:

    Little long but good one.

  2. Mayha Says:

    erm……gOOOOd but cud b better..

  3. subodh waghmare Says:

    giggle…

  4. zain Says:

    heyyy
    nice one yar
    keep it up!!!:)

  5. Divyanshi mangal Says:

    I like this joke very much.

  6. Divyanshi mangal Says:

    It was a funny joke.

  7. seema Says:

    very nice

  8. Hira Says:

    very bad joke regarding God .. as God is alone !

  9. manish burad Says:

    too good very filmy

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  11. shezu Says:

    lol nice 1

  12. Kd Says:

    To hira, realy ! God is alone ! . . . How sad for Him.
    Was a good humours joke, wasn’t very funny, but realy thoughtful.

  13. Ernest Says:

    so funny

  14. SECRETfromsomewhere Says:

    Nice one about mothers being kidnapped

  15. laksh Says:

    Excellent foolish joke.

  16. simon Says:

    nice joke….intelligent boy!Future munna bhai

  17. swathi Says:

    Very good joke, but too lenghty

  18. Confession of a kid Says:

    [...] is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my [...]

  19. Shwet..... Says:

    Very intelligent kid……..

  20. SHASHWAT Says:

    THIS JOKE IS MY LIFE IF I WILL DIE THIS JOKE WILL DIE I THIS JOKE WILL DIE ERRRR….. I WILL LIVE

  21. Sushila Says:

    Bobby seems to be inspired from hindi films

  22. shilpa tomar Says:

    extremely good n d cuttest joke i’v ever read

  23. azy ronaldo Says:

    hey that was a great joke man what is the surname of zainab that wrote this joke

  24. honey Says:

    what a great joke yaarrrrrrrr…… i really enjoy it.Thank you for make me happy.

  25. hana Says:

    keep it up.

  26. varsha Says:

    super joke. super bobby!

  27. Obeida Says:

    What a drama for that stupid bike of his.
    He should have said his prayers properly, maybe he could have got what he desired…

  28. shubham Says:

    awesome

  29. chhavi dutt Says:

    cooooooooooollllllllll

  30. chhavi dutt Says:

    cooooooooooollllllllll awesome

  31. Red Bike « Weftix Blog Says:

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  32. rebecca Says:

    gud 1….reely liked it:)

  33. kkk Says:

    wooowww
    i liked it really

  34. bob Says:

    exellent joke
    foolish boy
    brave mother
    kidnapped mother mary

  35. SHEKHAR Says:

    it ws a pj………….(poor joke)………….the most boring joke i have evr heard…………….!!………yuck………..thu thu thu………….!!

  36. subhash Says:

    nice joke
    i liked it.

  37. prabhudat Says:

    i would like 2 request everyone 2 take the above as simply a joke and not anythig else………… as being a joke it is too innocent but intelligent

  38. prabhudat Says:

    and SHEKHAR , instead of chiding the innocent boy , u should rather pray God for improving your manners. u r too poor at those…

  39. presha Says:

    a good one
    my friends and i enjoyed it very much

    it was rather funny

  40. ann Says:

    cool one man ! . .

    v

  41. rohit Says:

    good!!!that is good$$$$$$

  42. ashu Says:

    very funny & loooooong joke

  43. niharika Says:

    i did not understood the joke waste joke

  44. niharika Says:

    its really cool!keep it up man.

  45. Sadhya Says:

    hey!u all the very WORST for teasing my cute n clever bobby,zainab n rebecca,i think iknow u.

  46. Pranav Says:

    Super Letter # 5 what a joke sirjee!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. riya Says:

    suppppppppppppppppppppppppperr joke totally awesome :)

  48. tanmai Says:

    it was a ok joke yaar.

  49. shivani Says:

    great one……………..love it

  50. Ayushee Says:

    I haven’t heard of seen of such a clever kid.oh my God,ooops now don’t come to kidnap my mom,dear Bobby!!

  51. Ayushee Says:

    Ha..ha…ha..I never heard or seen such a clever kid.Oh my God,ooops now don’t come to kidnap mu mom!!!!

  52. bella Says:

    Supperb,Awesome,Fabulous and of course
    Petty humorous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. sharu Says:

    AMAZING – HUMOUROUS……………………….
    IT IS ALWAYS GOOD 2 KNOW THAT KIDS R
    REALLY CLEVER & COOL
    KEEP UP THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
    WORK JOKES DUNIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

    goooooood ,a real fab

  55. manohar Says:

    Really great. Now a days kids have very fertile brains, may be due to media exposure but the truth is yes, most of the kids are smart. The joke paints very good picture of 21st century. I enjoyed it. Keep it up.

  56. kashish Says:

    ha ha!! quite nice! this was indeed long but a good one!!! :)

    kashish…..

  57. anchal chauhan Says:

    the joke was completly bakwas

  58. manohar kataria Says:

    Well, the joke is NOT bakwas. It is a reflection on the things Today. Sharpness in thinking. Kids are turning out sharper. You should view it in right perspective. All the same it makes you think that Denis the Menace was afterall not an imagination. There are kids like that around.

  59. abhishikta Says:

    i was just going 2 fall down from the chair by laughing…SO SO SO FUNNY..the lil boy is A KIDDNAPER

  60. ashna Says:

    cuteee jokee!!!:)

  61. tarika Says:

    HAHAHAHAHA ROFL

  62. RAJESH LAATTA SHARMA(BHYANDER ) EAST Says:

    GOOD JOCKE,
    A SMALL BOY CAN MAKE PROFESONAL BLACKMAIL TO GOD ALSO, AND WHAT A MASTRMIND HE IS HAVING TO KIDNAP GODS MOTHER

  63. mishi Says:

    IT WAS NOT FUNNY!

  64. harnoor Says:

    it was avery fooflish joke.little bobby kidnaped mary and said to jesus give me ared bike i will give u ur mother………..

  65. alex Says:

    nice 1

  66. rocker Says:

    nice 1 :D

  67. kaushiki Says:

    Very hillarious and indeed very funny that made me roll down with laughter. I like jokes duniya immensely.

  68. abdullah Says:

    itna lamba joke kaun padega be ghade

  69. pragnya Says:

    very funny
    what intelligence ra???

  70. shilpa av Says:

    the joke is ousem.

  71. Florina Jasmin Says:

    It wz a long and i mean really very long but its worth bit wz very funny

  72. shradha tiwari Says:

    nice one!!!! i loved it!!!!!!!!!really loved it!!!!!!!!!!

  73. shradha tiwari Says:

    i like it! it was a long and cool joke :)

  74. shradha tiwari Says:

    aillaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! kya joke tha! :D

  75. shradha tiwari Says:

    :)

  76. Tom Whrocse Says:

    The worst joke ever. Jesus died for us. And some poor minded Bobby do such sins. Alas!

  77. Srijani Says:

    HAHAHA LIL LENGTHY BUT VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!

  78. vaishali Says:

    its a nice joke.

  79. addie Says:

    a very nice and funny joke and for those like shekhar i would ask zainab to put a good joke on manners

  80. Aaera Says:

    god, u better give him d bike

  81. Alex Punjab Says:

    stupid fool idiot dog

  82. Soniya Says:

    interesting, good one.

  83. Samira Says:

    Very very funny joke!very very clever boy!

  84. BATUL J RANGWALA Says:

    OH! BOBBY’S MOTHER PLEASE GIVE HIM A NEW BIKE AND TELL BOBBY NOT TO IRRITATE GOD

  85. Jessica Says:

    Lol funny but too long Ha… !

  86. Boo I see you ! Says:

    OH ! BOBBY’S MOTHER PLESAE GIVE MIM A NEW BIKE AND TELL BOBBY NOT TO IRRITATE GOD … ! lOL I COPY YOU BATUL J RAGWALA ! =p

  87. mallaika Says:

    interesting….good one

  88. V.K.MATHUR Says:

    A FANTASTIC JOKE. SHOWS WHAT A MODERN DAY KID DO. LOVELY.

  89. mayank mahaur Says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwasommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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