Santa Banta




Mujhse shaadi karogi



Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

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Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

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Only small babies



A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he sees a sardar. He asked a question to him:

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Tourist: Any great men born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

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I am going



Santa: I am going ka matlab batao.

Banta: Main ja raha hoon.

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Santa: Main nahi jane dunga, pehle matlab bata.

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Santa goes TV shopping



Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’

‘Haan’ replies the shopowner.

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Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

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Changi nurse



Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Nurse

Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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