Santa Banta

I want toilet paper

Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
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I am going

Santa: I am going ka matlab batao.

Banta: Main ja raha hoon.


Santa: Main nahi jane dunga, pehle matlab bata.

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Changi nurse

Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.


Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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I want to enjoy

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets


Jeeto: Why Three?

For you and your parents

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Santa and Banta on bus

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door.

Banta leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?”


The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m Sorry.”

At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, “Will it take ME,plzzz?”

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