Santa Banta




No C!!



Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!

Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?

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Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

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Santa goes TV shopping



Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’

‘Haan’ replies the shopowner.

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Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

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Sardar and Hidden Camera



Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”

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Santa : “Hidden camera!”

Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”

Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

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Amazing Glass



Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’

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Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’

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Santa and Banta in Mumbai



Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Mumbai. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.

Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.

Double decker bus

After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh.

He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.

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