Santa Banta

Santa dials a number

Santa dials a number and a girl named ‘SITA’ receives phone.


Santa says, “maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhya kaise lag gaya.”

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Santa and Banta in Hospital

Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.


He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.

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Why’s Santa’s phone OFF bhai??

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!


Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

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Final Examination

Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of “Yes/No” type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet yes for heads and no for tails.


Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on?

Santa replies, “I’m rechecking my answers and I don’t think I did very good.”

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Santa singh orders pizza

Santa Singh orders pizza. The clerk asks if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.


“Six, please.” Santa Singh says, “I could never eat twelve pieces.”

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