Santa Banta





Banta’s purpose



Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

sardar

Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli “Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain”.

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How does a scooter run?



In an interview,

Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….

scooter

Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………

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Santa and banta jungle mein



Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…

Lion

Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.

Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.

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Up in the sky all the day



Fifteen minutes into the flight from delhi to kolkata, the captain announced, ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, one more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry. We can fly just fine on two engines.

aeroplane.jpg

An hour later the captain announced, one more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don’t worry. We still have one engine left.

A young sardar passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, if we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!

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Phone ki ganti



Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.

Phone

Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!

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