Santa Banta




Amazing Glass



Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’

Glass

Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’

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Subha gadhe ke saath



Ek sardar subah subah jogging karne ke liye nikla apne kutte ke sath.

Rudra: Oye yeh subah subah gadhe ke saath kaha jaa rahe ho?

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Sardar: Oye yeh gadha nahi kutta hai.

Rudra: Oye main kutte se hi pochh raha hoon.

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See the balancing



Ek baar ek kavi sammelan chal raha tha. Bhaut se kavi bore kar rahe they. Ek sardar se jab nahi raha gaya toh woh khud stage par aaya aur bola ab suniye.

Ek kutta… Loge bole wah wah
Sardar phir bola Ek kutta, kutte ke uper kutta

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Log phir bole wah wah wah
Sardar phir bola kutta, kutte ke oper 2 kuttey,
Unkey oper 3 kutte, Ab log silent ho gaye thodi der baad ek aur sardar bole wah wah

Manch wala sardar phir bola kutta, kutte ke oper 2 kute, unke oper 3 kutte, unkey oper 4 kutte

Audience sardar pareshan hokar bola, bhai ye kaun sa sher hua? Manch wala sarda bola, abe tu sher mat sun tu balancing ko dekh….

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Changi nurse



Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Nurse

Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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Santa buys Indian Flag



Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

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Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa:Isme aur colour dikhao.

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