Santa Banta





I am going



Santa: I am going ka matlab batao.

Banta: Main ja raha hoon.

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Santa: Main nahi jane dunga, pehle matlab bata.

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Parking for two wheelers only



Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!

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Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?

Santa : Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’.

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Dead Men Don’t Bleed



Banta thought he was dead, but in reality he was very much alive.His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist.

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The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince Banta that he is still alive. Nothing seemed to work.

Finally the doctor tried one last approach. He took out his medical books and proceeded to show Banta that dead men don’t bleed. After hours of tedious study, Banta seemed convinced that dead men don’t bleed.

“Do you now agree that dead men don’t bleed?” the doctor asked.

“Yes, I do,” Banta replied.

“Very well, then,” the doctor said.

He took out a pin and pricked the patient’s finger. Out came a trickle of blood.

The doctor asked, “What does that tell you?”

“Oh my goodness!” Banta exclaimed as he stared incredulously at his finger … “Dead men do bleed!!”

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Actually a microwave oven



Santa Singh goes into an electrical goods store, you know one of these stores that sells fridges, TVs etc.

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Santa walks up to the salesman, points and says,

“I want to buy this TV.”

The salesman say, “Sorry, we do not sell anything to surds.”

So Santa goes away and comes back two hours later after having a haircut, points and says,

“I want to buy this TV.”

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Santa dials a number



Santa dials a number and a girl named ‘SITA’ receives phone.

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Santa says, “maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhya kaise lag gaya.”

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