Santa Banta




Santa singh orders pizza



Santa Singh orders pizza. The clerk asks if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

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“Six, please.” Santa Singh says, “I could never eat twelve pieces.”

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How to decide???



Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing.
Says Banta, “How do we identify which horse is mine and which one is yours?”

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Santa Singh replies, “I will cut the tail of my horse and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail will be yours.”

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I am going



Santa: I am going ka matlab batao.

Banta: Main ja raha hoon.

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Santa: Main nahi jane dunga, pehle matlab bata.

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Santa Banta out for movie



Santa and Banta went to see a 9-12 PM movie show.
But they came back at 10 PM.

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Why?

Because the movie’s name was “Dastak” (Das-tak:uptill 10 O’ clock).

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Badda dukh hoya si



Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

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Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

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