Santa Banta




Ideal match



Santa: Why didn’t you marry?

Banta: I was searching for an ideal match.

Santa: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?

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Banta: I found one.

Santa: Then?

Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

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Actually a microwave oven



Santa Singh goes into an electrical goods store, you know one of these stores that sells fridges, TVs etc.

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Santa walks up to the salesman, points and says,

“I want to buy this TV.”

The salesman say, “Sorry, we do not sell anything to surds.”

So Santa goes away and comes back two hours later after having a haircut, points and says,

“I want to buy this TV.”

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Santa and Banta in Hospital



Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.

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He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.

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Santa Singh depressed



Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.

“Oye why are you sad?”

To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”

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His friend ask hims…“How?”

Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost

His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”

Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”

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Winning a nobel prize



A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

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The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the sardar and asks him, “Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing ?” Santa replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”

“How?” asks the man, puzzled.

Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are outstanding in their field.

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