Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody – Against everyone
Artery – The study of the paintings.
Bacteria – Back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section – A district in Rome.
Cardiology – Advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan – Searching for lost kitty.
Chronic – Neck of a crow.
Coma – Punctuation mark.
Cortisone – Area around local court.
Cyst – Short for sister.
Diagnosis – Person with slanted nose.
Dilate – The late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation – In this place.
Duodenum – Couple in blue jeans.
Enema – Not a friend.
Fake labour – Pretending to work.
Genes – Blue denim.
Hernia – She is close by.
Impotent – Distinguished/well known.
Labor pain – Hurt at work.
Lactose – People without toes.
Lymph – Walk unsteadily.
Microbes – Small dressing gown.
Obesity – City of Obe.
Pacemaker – Winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins – In favor of teens.
Pulse – Grain.
Pus – Small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Secretion – Hiding anything.
Tablet – Small table.
Ultrasound – Radical noise