Santa Banta




I want toilet paper



Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
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Machcharo ko ullu banaya



Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !”

Second Sardar: “Kaise?

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First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya. ha ha ha ha…..

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Winning a nobel prize



A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

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The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the sardar and asks him, “Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing ?” Santa replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”

“How?” asks the man, puzzled.

Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are outstanding in their field.

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This is eleven eleven



Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.

“Is this one one one one?”, says the voice.

Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.”

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“Are you sure it isn’t one one one one?”

Again Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.”

“Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night.”

Santa replied, “That’s all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway.”

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Dukan Par Hi Dikhaa



Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.

Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?

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Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

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