Santa Banta




Why’s Santa’s phone OFF bhai??



Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!

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Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

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Banta’s Date



Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, “Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Man calling

Banta, “It was a flop idea.”

Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”

Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”

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No margin on note book



SANTA : “When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?”

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BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!”

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Entrance exam of santa



Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?

Needless to say he never made it. You know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

Antibody – Against everyone
Artery – The study of the paintings.

Bacteria – Back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section – A district in Rome.
Cardiology – Advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan – Searching for lost kitty.

Chronic – Neck of a crow.
Coma – Punctuation mark.
Cortisone – Area around local court.
Cyst – Short for sister.

Diagnosis – Person with slanted nose.
Dilate – The late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation – In this place.
Duodenum – Couple in blue jeans.

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Enema – Not a friend.

Fake labour – Pretending to work.

Genes – Blue denim.

Hernia – She is close by.

Impotent – Distinguished/well known.

Labor pain – Hurt at work.
Lactose – People without toes.
Lymph – Walk unsteadily.

Microbes – Small dressing gown.

Obesity – City of Obe.

Pacemaker – Winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins – In favor of teens.
Pulse – Grain.
Pus – Small cat.

Red blood count
- Dracula.

Secretion – Hiding anything.

Tablet – Small table.

Ultrasound – Radical noise

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Ideal match



Santa: Why didn’t you marry?

Banta: I was searching for an ideal match.

Santa: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?

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Banta: I found one.

Santa: Then?

Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

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