Santa Banta





Phone ki ganti



Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.

Phone

Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!

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Santa singh orders pizza



Santa Singh orders pizza. The clerk asks if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

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“Six, please.” Santa Singh says, “I could never eat twelve pieces.”

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Santa and Banta in Mumbai



Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Mumbai. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.

Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.

Double decker bus

After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh.

He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.

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Mujhse shaadi karogi



Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

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Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

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Santa dials a number



Santa dials a number and a girl named ‘SITA’ receives phone.

Telephone

Santa says, “maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhya kaise lag gaya.”

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