Santa Banta

No C!!

Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!

Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?


Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

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Machcharo ko ullu banaya

Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !”

Second Sardar: “Kaise?


First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya. ha ha ha ha…..

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On behalf of my dear friend…

Subedar Santa and Subedar Banta were in the same regiment in the British Indian Army, they were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together.

The partition separated them as Subedar Santa passed away in a war. To keep his friend
‘s memory alive, Subedar Banta always filled two glasses with rum and water and sipped from each alternately!


When somebody asked him why he did so, he explained: “This glass is Santa’s & this one is mine. So I take a sip from each, One on behalf of santa, the other for myself.”

Suddenly one evening Banta was seen with only one glass on his table. He was asked what happened.

He replied, “You see, I have given up drinking but Santa’s not. So I’ve put away my glass and am drink only on behalf of my friend.”

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Santa and Banta on bus

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door.

Banta leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?”


The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m Sorry.”

At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, “Will it take ME,plzzz?”

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Mujhse shaadi karogi

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?


Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

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