Army and Military Jokes

Meaning of signs

Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye to khana free.
prison food

Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.

Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
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No way, Jose!

First soldier : “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”

Second soldier : “No way, Jose!”

Two soldier

First soldier : “Why not?”

Second soldier : “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”

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I’d like to see that…

General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKenzie asks: “So how are your men?”

“Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie.

“I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they’re the bravest men all over the country.” “Well, my men are very brave, too.”

Army officer

“I’d like to see that.”

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Old military

Once a time at liberation war some young girl ran away when they saw the Military Army arriving their village. An old lady also ran away with them.


After finding safe shelter they asked the old Lady, “Auntie, why you also ran away with us?”
The old lady replied, “You didn’t see there was an old Military also with them!!

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