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A cute little dog



A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”

The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.”

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The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. “Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”

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Sardar Auto Repair Shop



Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop.

They bought the best car servicing equipment and soon inaugurated the repair shop.

They all waited eagerly on the inaugural day; but no customer arrived. A couple of days passed, there were no cars that came in for repairs.

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A week, then a month went by, there were no cars.

After all, how could cars come in, the sardars had put up their garage on the second floor.

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Jhoot pakarne wali machine



Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?

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Doosra dost:
Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”

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Surd freedom fighters



Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.

Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh..we’ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?”

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That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem! we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.”

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