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Can’t Get Enough Of Rajnikant

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Here’re some more collection of coool Rajnikant stuffs. After Sir Isaac Newton committed suicide due to the violation of his laws of Physics by Rajnikant (click here if you’ve missed it), here’s a salute to the original superhero himself, Rajnikant-The Great.

==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.

==>When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

==>Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!

==>Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

==>Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

==>The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

==>Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.

==>Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!

==>Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!

==>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!

==> Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.

==> Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

==> Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

==> Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.

==> When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,….he turns the dark off.

==> Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.

==> Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

==> Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

==> Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.

==> Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

==> When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

==> Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

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Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.


Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

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EeeSssmile plichh

Mere MSN ke window mein

Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….


Jis roj se add kiya hai oos ko
hum doosron se chat karna bhool gayein
mouse thaam kar aise baithay hain
click karna hum bhool gayein

Aaj tak buddy list mein hai
woh chanchal buddy away rehti hai

Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….

Raat bhi aakar chali gayi
friends bhi log out ho gaye
per oos ke ek message ko hum
Aay husn key malik taras gayein
Kab pyaas bujhe gi meri
chatting kee
yea dukhraa rehta hai

Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….

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98 Years Old Santa

Old man Santa limped into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!”

The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, “Mr. Santa, just how old are you?”

Old man and doctor

“98!” Santa announced proudly.

The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again…

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