Jokes Duniya

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!

PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

A friend of mine had a bike accident last week. It wasn’t a major injury but the fractured arm had to be plastered. I went to visit her. She wanted me to write something on her plastered arm.

What I wrote on her arm was a joke about Tarzan, after that she couldn’t help but laugh wildly. The joke became something like an instant pain reliever. Now everytime she’d get bored, resting in her bed with a fractured arm, she can read that joke and laugh her heart out.

Do you want to know what that Tarzan joke was?
“What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
==> Wow, a new Underwear for me!”

I guess that’s the fun of short and sweet jokes, they’re short but everytime you remember them you start laughing.

Actually the fun in cracking short jokes at parties or get togethers is something special because that makes people remember you. I remember an uncle who shared a joke about a sardarji and his scooter and everytime the children see him, they start calling him out- “There goes the ‘scooter uncle’….” . What I mean is that some jokes make you really remarkable because people tend to remember you by that very joke! Add some zing to your own get togethers too. See this one:

I guess my injured friend’s little cousins are not going to remember me as the “Tarzan auntie”!Just kidding, they have other strong reasons to remember me.

Anyways, I enjoy short jokes a lot because I tend to remember them more than longer ones. How about you?

Do you also enjoy cracking jokes at gatherings? So how about standing out in the crowd by cracking some funny short jokes?
May be like this one: or if you see someone drunken then may be this one:

What I say is, you always get what you give and you always get nice smiles when you share nice jokes.
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