Sardarji got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.
“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?”
” Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”
Two school girls were talking in school break.
Girl 1: You seem worried today. what’s the matter?
Girl 2: Ya! As my mom’s gonna marry again soon.
Girl 1: What’s that bothering you, new relationship or new father?
Girl 2: New father! hes a famous man. I wonder how would he treat me?
Girl 1: Who’s he?
Girl 2: Mr. Baig! The famous film maker.
Girl 1: Don’t you worry then at all! Hes a nice chap.
Girl 2: How can you say that?
Girl 1: He was my father last month!
First soldier : “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”
Second soldier : “No way, Jose!”
First soldier : “Why not?”
Second soldier : “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”