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A veterinary doctor in India



Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said,“Doctor I am on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.”

Doctor : I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Veterinary doctor

Man : No, Doctor, I have come to you only.

Doctor : But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man : I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only…

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Chaalu khaata



Chhote: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Bade: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

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Chhote: Kya naam hai uska?

Bade: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

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Give this to your kid to solve




What will u do officer



A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”

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“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

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Kitab kiska hai



Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai?

Student: Sir, kagaj ki.

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Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai.

Student: Sir, phir puchh kyon rahe hai.

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