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Bania’s blood



A rich man needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor Bania.

The rich man gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the rich man needed blood for surgery.

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Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, the rich just gave him a Cadburyes Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

The rich man now replied: “Now I also have Bania’s blood in my body.”

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Football show



Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

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P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.

Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!

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Raasta band hai



Aaj aap log office nahi ja sakte kyun ki aaj rasta band hai. Raaste mein ek badi musibat aagayi hai who aapko aage nahi jane dega agar biswas nahi hota to aap hi dekh lijiye….
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Sardar’s order



Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.

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Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.

Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”

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No drink for the bartender



One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.” So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: “That will be $36.50 please.” The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

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The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. “What, no drink for me?” replies the bartender. “Oh, no. You get violent when you drink.”

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