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Get out of my house

A man runs into his house and says to his wife, “Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!”


His wife replies, “Pack my bags? For the beach or for the mountains?”

The husband says, “I don’t care! Pack your bags and get the hell Outta my house!”

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The Next Time You Get Sick

What is my age?

Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.


Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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