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Sohar Aur Biwi Soo Rahe



Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”

Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”

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Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”

Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”

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Laloo in airport



Once Laloo was coming out of airport.

As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR“…

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For which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…

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Silent Wife



One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

What’s the matter?” the bartender asks.

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My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days.”

The bartender thought about this for a while. “But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?” asked the bartender.

Yeah, except today is the last night.

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I’m not american



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