Here’re some more collection of coool Rajnikant stuffs. After Sir Isaac Newton committed suicide due to the violation of his laws of Physics by Rajnikant (click here if you’ve missed it), here’s a salute to the original superhero himself, Rajnikant-The Great.
==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
==>When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
==>Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
==>Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
==>The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
==>Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
==>Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
==>Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
==>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
==> Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.
==> Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
==> Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
==> Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.
==> When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,….he turns the dark off.
==> Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.
==> Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
==> Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
==> Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
==> Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
==> When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
==> Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.