Sardar : Yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gaye.
Mona : Tune usse pyaar se nahi rakha hoga.
Sardar : Nahi yaar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha.
One Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.
But as soon as the Sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.
After some time the old lady came and requested the Sardarji to leave the side seat.
But the Sardaji told, “I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave”.
The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess requested the Sardarji to leave that seat but Sardarji did not leave.