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Birthday Present



Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

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Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Maar padi…



Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!

Banta: Woh kya..

Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.

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Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara

Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!

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And he walked everywhere he went



A young man comes home and says “Dad, I just got my driver’s license and so would like to use the family car.”

Father replies, :”O.K, son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we’ll see.”

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Well, several months passed and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. “Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I’ve been keeping my room neat and the yard is always clean. How about letting me use the car?”

Father replies, “That’s all true, but son you didn’t cut your hair.”

Son says, “But, dad, Jesus too had long hair.”

Father replies, “Yes, son, you’re perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went.”

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Santa Banta out for movie



Santa and Banta went to see a 9-12 PM movie show.
But they came back at 10 PM.

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Why?

Because the movie’s name was “Dastak” (Das-tak:uptill 10 O’ clock).

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