Our Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match.
Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”
Bhajji answered, “No I am Harbhajan Singh”
VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question.
He answered, “No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh”
Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw Sreesanth enjoying the Match. He went and asked him “Are you Relaxing?”
The Sreesanth answered “Yes I am relaxing.”
Bhajji slapped him on his face and said “Are sab tere Ko wahan dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.”
A boy takes his girlfriend on a date. They went to a coffee shop and they ordered coffee.
The boy told to his girlfriend, “Drink quickly before it gets cold.”
Girlfriend asked with surprise, “Why?”
The boy replied, “Don’t u see, Hot cofee is for $ 5 and cold cofee for $10 !”