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Don’t follow instruction



An man went to see the doctor with a hole in his earlobe and blisters all over his feet.

The docto
r asked, “What happened, Paddy?”

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Paddy replied, “I was opening a pudding, and on the packet.

There was written, “pierce ere and stand in boiling water.”

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Making fun of the tech duniya



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Ever wondered what microsoft would look like if it built a car ?
Hm..
It will of course have windows. A lot of high tech windows.And here are 2 things that I am pretty sure that microsoft will implement.

  • The airbag system would say, “Are you sure?” before going off.
  • To turn of the engine the driver would have to first press the start button !

 
Ah, that was funny. But we all know that technology and computers have grown to such an extent that it has almost overpowered human beings. I am not implying that it is a bad thing. But at least we can have laugh about how we are changin each day.

Take a look at these pictures to see how much daily lives have been changed:

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This week we will be posting a lot more jokes like these about computers, computer companies, and other technology related stuffs.

You can get them right now here.

Okay now what if restaurants functioned like Microsoft.
Here is a possible scenario.

Guest : Waiter!

Waiter ( arrives) :

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Hi, my name is Bill and I’ll be your Support. May I have your telephone number, area code first before you say anything else? Your visit may be monitored for purposes of quality control. Now, what seems to be the problem?

Guest : There’s a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Exit the restaurant and re-enter, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.

Guest: No, it’s still there.

Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Guest: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Guest: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Guest: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Guest: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Guest: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Guest: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

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Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Guest: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I’m running late now.

[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Guest: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.

Guest: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.

[Waiter leaves.]

Guest: Waiter! There’s a cockroach in my soup!

The check:

Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00

Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $ 2.50

Access to support . . . . . . . . . . $10.00

Note: Bug in the soup included at no extra charge

(will be fixed with Tomorrow’s soup of the day)

Click here for more funny computer stuffs like these.

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Raasta band hai



Aaj aap log office nahi ja sakte kyun ki aaj rasta band hai. Raaste mein ek badi musibat aagayi hai who aapko aage nahi jane dega agar biswas nahi hota to aap hi dekh lijiye….
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