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Sardarji committing suicide



Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

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Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

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Mr. Bean attending a meeting



Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.

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Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too… I got stuck on the escalator for 3Hrs.

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Old man don’t eat peanut



An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.

One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.

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“Don’t worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway,” the old man replies. “Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M’s.”

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