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Talking about those days

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights.

A Surd was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound “guooonn, guooonn.”


He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not going for the bloodshed still wanted to take revenge.

Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says “so ja machchar, bete so ja.” After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says “guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn.”

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Squirrel wars!


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Do it yourself

Two dumbs

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said the first guy. “Bet you $10 he won’t,” said the second guy.


Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

“I can’t take your money,”
said the first guy. “I cheated you. The same story was on the five o’clock news.” “No, no. Take it,” said the second guy. “I saw the five o’clock news too. I just didn’t think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!”

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Not All Blondes Are Dumb

A blonde was very upset at all the dumb blonde jokes she was constantly hearing. She decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an effort to defend blondes everywhere. She went home and spent the entire evening learning them all.

The next day, someone at her office told a dumb blonde joke and she immediately retorted, “Hey, I bet I know something that all of you don’t know. I know all of the state capitals which proves that not all blondes are dumb.


The people in her office were somewhat dubious. One of her co-workers finally asked, “Ok, what’s the capital of Texas?

The blonde smugly replied, “T.”

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