Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
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Submitted by: Azhar Abbas
Once a husband put some urine in a bottle to take to doctor as doctor has given his urine test. But he forgot to take the bottle and left for office. By this time wife saw the bottle and she thought may be some water in the bottle she washed and keep it.
After sometimes husband telephoned her that I forgot to bring the bottle of urine, so I am right now coming home to take the bottle.
Pregnant wife afraid and to avoid scolding she has taken her urine in the same bottle and keep it for his husband. When the man take the bottle to the doctor after urine test doctor told that “You are pregnant”.
The husband came to home and told to wife “I told you not to come top, now doctor is telling that “I am pregnent”.
Submitted by: Sohela Mahmood