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Intellegent father

Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked his father some questions.

“How does this boat float?”

Banta thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

The boy returned to his contemplation, but soon came up with another one, “How do fish breath underwater?”


Once again Banta replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

A little later the boy asked Banta, “Why is the sky blue?”

Again, Banta replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

Worried he was going to annoy his father, he said, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”

Banta immediately assured him, “Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!”

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A girl introduces her boy friend to his father, “Dad I told you about him.”

Father asked the boy, “So,you wanna become my son-in-law?”


The boy replied, “Not really sir, but this is the only way to marry your daughter!”

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Life chapters

Love and Romance
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love U
6 years: GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I’m home
6 months: BACK!!
6 years: What did your mom cook for us today?


6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room.
6 years: Here’s the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months: Here, for you.


6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years: AGAIN!!

6 weeks: Honey muffin, don’t you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months: Watch out! Don’t do it again.
6 years: What’s not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months: You bought a new dress again?
6 years: How much did THAT cost me?


Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound?
6 months: What’s so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What’s so bad about staying home?

TV shows:
6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months: I like this movie.
6 years: I’m going to watch ESPN, if you’re not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself!

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Perfectly trained cat…

trained cat

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Got Diarrhea

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