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There was once a Bihari



A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.

The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!

Bus stop

After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,

“There was once a Bihari…” and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,

“Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?”

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Brain ka operation



Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua?

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Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.

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Jaan ya naan



Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.

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Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

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Browsing marriage and honeymoon



While browsing through the marriage and honeymoon photographs of the parents, the Beta asks his Papa:

Beta : “Papa, Papa, Jub aap aur mama honeymoon pe gaye thai, tab main kahan tha?”

Man and son

Baap : “Beta, jaate samay tum Papa ke paas tha, aate samay tum Mama ke paas thai.”

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