Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
*What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
-The entire Indian Innings.
*Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
*When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
-When he is bowling.
*What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
-The walk back to the pavilion.
A Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife.
But accidentally the call went to a Cricket stadium.
He asked ” What is the condition?”
He fainted after What he heard….
Guess What the reply was??
7 are already out…
3 more will be out by Lunch…
The First one was a DUCK…