Ek angrez ek gaun mein ja raha tha ke raaste mein achanak ek aurat se takra gaya.
Aur usne aurat se mafi magne ki soch karli:
Angrez: Sorry for that!
Aurat: Sala ek toh takrata hai aur upar se bolta hai saree phar de!
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
“Rahul, what noise does a cow make?”
“It goes moo.”
“Pinky, what noise does a cat make?”
“It goes meow.”
“Jassi, what sound does a lamb make?”
“It goes baaa.”
“Prito, what sound does a mouse make?”
“Errr.., it goes.. click!”