Best Business and Office Jokes





Smart dogs



Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.

One man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog. “T-square, do your stuff.” T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

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Everyone agreed that that that was pretty smart.
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Increase my salary



One employee told his boss, “Sir, Increase my salary, I got married recently.”

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The boss replied, “The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.”

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Reasons to allow drinking at work



The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.

1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

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5. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

6. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

7. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

8. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

9. If someone does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.

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Bahar wali ghatna



Employee: Sir aap meri salary bada dijiye, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.

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Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahi hoti.

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Secret of success



A very successful partner in a big firm had a peculiar habit. He would go to his desk everyday, open a locked drawer, look inside, lock the drawer again, and start his work. This continued for many days.

His subordinates knew that he hid the secret of his success in the drawer, they waited for the opportunity.

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Then, one day when the partner had gone out of the city, the juniors decided to make a break.

They broke into the drawer, breathlessly, and looked inside. There was one small piece of paper inside – it said – “Left is debit and right is credit.”

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