Best Business and Office Jokes





Boss wants too much



For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.

Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson’s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.

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Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, “I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself.”

And the boss said, “And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?”

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Letter of School Master!



A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai.

He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing…
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Long Back..



Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called “SAINTS”

But now they are called….
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“IT professionals/ Logistics Professionals”

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Disappointed salesman of Coca Cola



A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…

First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand… totally exhausted and panting.

Desert man

Second, the man is drinking our Cola and

Third, our man is now totally refreshed.

Drinking Coca cola

Then these posters were pasted all over the place”

“That should have worked,” said the friend.
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Difference between work and prison



IN PRISON
You spend the majority of
your time in an 8′X10′ cell.
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AT WORK

You spend most of your
time in a 6′X8′ cubic..
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