Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes




Jungle mein potty



Do bachhe jungle mein potty kar rahe the. Tabhi wahan par sher (Lion) aa gaya.

Pehla doosre se bola : Oye tu dar raha hai.

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Doosra bola : Nahi!

Pehla bola : Abe toh sale apni dho, meri kyon dho raha hai….!

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School kyun aatey ho?



Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!

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Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!

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Confession of a kid



Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

“Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.

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Bobby’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby’s mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

“Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.”

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

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Innocence at its best



Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

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Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

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Divorced Barbie



A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”

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The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”

“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…..

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