Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes

“My Dog”

Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Teacher and student

Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!

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Evils of liquor

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.


“Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

“Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” the professor asked.

Shyam, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms.”

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Christmas wish!

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.

At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.


“I pray for a new bicycle!”
“I pray for a new Nintendo!”
“I pray for a new VCR!”

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.

To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!

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Ye Toh Girls Hostel Hai

Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.


Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

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Innocence at its best

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?


Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

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