Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes





Browsing marriage and honeymoon



While browsing through the marriage and honeymoon photographs of the parents, the Beta asks his Papa:

Beta : “Papa, Papa, Jub aap aur mama honeymoon pe gaye thai, tab main kahan tha?”

Man and son

Baap : “Beta, jaate samay tum Papa ke paas tha, aate samay tum Mama ke paas thai.”

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Plan For Future



Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?

Classroom

Ram : I want to be a pilot.
Vinod : I want to be a doctor.
Deepa : I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa.

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Bada kab ho jaunga



Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

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Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

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Formula for Water



TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!

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TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

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School kyun aatey ho?



Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!

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Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!

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