Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes




School kyun aatey ho?



Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!

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Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!

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Chota Santa buys sabji



Chota Santa stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the Sabji wala:

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10 kilo sugar at Rs 1.25 a kilo
4 kilo coffee at Rs1.50 a kilo
2 kilo butter at Rs1.10 a kilo
2 bars soap at Rs0.83 each

How much does that come to?” asked Larry.

“Twenty-two rupees and thirty-six paisa.”

If I gave you three ten rupee bills, how much change would I get?” said Chota Santa.

“Seven rupees and sixty-four paisa,” stated the Sabji wala who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Chota Santa said, as he disappeared through the door, “Mujhe ye sab nahi kharid ne ka he.. mujhe to bas apne kal ke math homework ka an

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Who, me?



Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.

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Johnny: Who, me?

Teacher: Very good!

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What will u do officer



A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”

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“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

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Formula for Water



TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!

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TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

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