Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes




It’s Time



Even though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was playing with a wall clock when I visited.

Baby with a clock

Later, when I was putting on my coat to leave, I asked him what time it was. He looked at the clock blankly, then brightened.

“It’s time for you to go,” he answered triumphantly.

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Jor se bolo…



Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!

Teacher

Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI

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Chota Santa buys sabji



Chota Santa stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the Sabji wala:

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10 kilo sugar at Rs 1.25 a kilo
4 kilo coffee at Rs1.50 a kilo
2 kilo butter at Rs1.10 a kilo
2 bars soap at Rs0.83 each

How much does that come to?” asked Larry.

“Twenty-two rupees and thirty-six paisa.”

If I gave you three ten rupee bills, how much change would I get?” said Chota Santa.

“Seven rupees and sixty-four paisa,” stated the Sabji wala who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Chota Santa said, as he disappeared through the door, “Mujhe ye sab nahi kharid ne ka he.. mujhe to bas apne kal ke math homework ka an

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Bada kab ho jaunga



Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

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Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

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Browsing marriage and honeymoon



While browsing through the marriage and honeymoon photographs of the parents, the Beta asks his Papa:

Beta : “Papa, Papa, Jub aap aur mama honeymoon pe gaye thai, tab main kahan tha?”

Man and son

Baap : “Beta, jaate samay tum Papa ke paas tha, aate samay tum Mama ke paas thai.”

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