Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes





Innocence at its best



Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Pregnant

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

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God is watching



The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

“Take only ONE. God is watching.”

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Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note:

“Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

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Little girl and boy



Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other,
“Are you a little girl or a little boy?”

“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.”What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby.

“I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.

Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling. “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”

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He carefully climbed himself into the other baby’s crib, then
quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

“You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said proudly.

“You’re ever so clever,” cooed the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”

“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “You’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”

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Doorbell bajao aur bhago



Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

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Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

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Jor se bolo…



Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!

Teacher

Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI

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