Finger Print
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Hawaldar : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Hawaldar : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Hawaldar : On my cheeks.
Funny and Hilarious Jokes
Everyone wants to buy it
Gary was traveling down a quiet country road when he noticed a large group of people standing around outside a house. He stopped and asked a farmer why such a large crowd was gathered.
The farmer replied,” Billy Bob’s mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.”
“I see,” Gary said. “Well, she must have had a lot of friends.”
“Naw,” the farmer said, “we just all want to buy his mule.”
Chinese made easy
Here’s the simplified version of Chinese language. A lot of things make sense here. Do check it out and try to understand them:
Wai U Shao Ting — There is no reason to raise your voice.
Chin Tu Fat – You need a face lift
Dum Gai – A stupid person
Gun Pao Der – An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung – Which one of you fertilized the field?
Kum Hia – Approach me
Shai Gai – A self-conscious person
Wan Bum Lung – A person with T.B.
Wai So Dim – Are you trying to save electricity?
Tai Ne Po Ne – A small horse,
Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant
Night clubs
One friend is telling to another friend “Always I have seen you have taken your wife only Night Cubs, why?”
The friend replied, “By the times she gets ready, no other places are open.”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
Hundreds for one
One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.
On the next Railway station the driver was caught: He was questioned how the incident happened.
He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc.
Then authorities questioned : Are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have overran that person.
The driver replied: “Exactly, that is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.”
