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Modern Heights..



1. What is height of Fashion?

- Dhoti with a zip .

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2. What is height of Secrecy?

- Offering blank visiting cards.

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3. What is height of Active laziness?

- Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of Craziness?

- Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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An engineer in hell



An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer, you’re in the wrong place.”

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.

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One day, God calls Devil up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”

Devil replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, lets see what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake “he should never have gone down there, send him up here.”

Devil says, “No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”

God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”

Devil laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah right and just where are you going to get a lawyer, when all of them are here”.

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It’s time to go to school!



Early one morning, a mother Sardarni went in to wake up her Sardar son.

“Wake up, son. “

“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”

Principal

“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”

“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!”

“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”

“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”

“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the PRINCIPAL!”

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Story of a fry pan



Once Nasiruddin Hozza has thrown a big party in his residence. So he needs one big fry pan and he lend it from his neighbour.

After few days he returned the big pry pan including a small fry pan.

The neighbour asked the reason and he told that “Your fry pan gave birth to a new small fry pan, so i gave you both the fry pans.

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How much will it cost?



Dentist : I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient : How much will it cost?

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Dentist : It’s Rs.1000.
Patient : One thousand for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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