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Make a sentence



Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.

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However, her teacher had written across the bottom: ‘Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.’

Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: ‘Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.’

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Love forever



Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear!

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Girl: Would you die for me ?

Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!

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Dumb kid



A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other,

then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

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“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”

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What is a lover???



A girl came back home from the school and asked her grandmother, “Granny, what is a lover ?”

“A lover!!” the grandmother said. “Let me think. Lov… Lover…. Oh, my God!”

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She rushed to the wall, pulled aside the hanging rug, revealing a hidden closet door.

She unlocked the door, and a skeleton of a young man fell out from the closet.

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See the guts!



On a ship, the Project managers of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys.

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They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The American PM called for one of his man and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship.

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