How you earned it
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.”

“I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.”
“The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.”
“Then my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars.”
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(15 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)
August 21st, 2007 at 6:58 pm
ye ameer hone ka achcha tareeka hain.
jaroor aajmaana padega.
February 6th, 2008 at 8:01 am
bahot julum
April 19th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
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