How to get into heaven
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Loading ...I asked the children in my Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?”
“No!” the children all answered.
Then I said, “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “No!”
“Well,” I continued, “Then how can I get to heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”
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September 19th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
super i ever heard this types of jokes
December 16th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
wonderful and spontaneous answer!!
June 24th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
good, nice joke