Bitten by vampire

(17 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)
 Loading ...

Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

vampire.jpg

Patient: Will it make me better?

Doctor: “No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.”


Send This Joke to Your Friends...



If you are a , , , , , , , , , or user then enter your username/password, and you will automatically see all your friend's addresses. From there you can choose whom to send this joke:

Email/Social Network: 
Username/Email: 
Your Password: 
 

[Your password will be safe and it won't be saved anywhere. It will be just used for retrieving your friend's name and email addresses]


"OR"
If you want to send the joke to the friends who are not in your contact or messenger list then Click Here

One Response to “Bitten by vampire”



  1. Ernest Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 3:23 am

    gay and stupid

Write a Comment:

Receive the best jokes...

Tired of all those crappy, "not so funny" old jokes?

We have gone through thousands of jokes and selected only the funniest ones which will definitely make you laugh your ass off.

Simply fill and submit the form below and receive the hilarious jokes every week in your email:

Name:
Email:


Previous Jokes


Categories


Subscribe RSS

  • Add to Yahoo
  • Add to Google

Other Links