First Aid
“How come you’re late?” asks the Manager as Santa walks in the door.
“It was awful,” Santa explains. “I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the road. He’d been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere.

Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute.”
“What did you do?” asks the Manager.
Santa says, “I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep myself from fainting!”
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July 3rd, 2009 at 5:08 pm
this is quite funny nice