First Aid

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“How come you’re late?” asks the Manager as Santa walks in the door.

“It was awful,”
Santa explains. “I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the road. He’d been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere.

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Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute.”

“What did you do?” asks the Manager.

Santa says, “I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep myself from fainting!”


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2 Responses to “First Aid”



  1. smriti shekhar Says:

    this is quite funny nice

  2. simon Says:

    gud one;)

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