Laloo in Wonderland

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Raabri was worried whether or not Laloo upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.

Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo’s voice was heard answering, “Hello Raabri, this is meeee…”

Buffalo

“Lalooji,” she answered. I just have to know if you’re happy there in the after life. What’s it like there?”

“Ooooooh, it’s much more beautiful here than I ever imagined,” Laloo answered.

“The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected and above all there is no scam. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over.”

“Thank God, you made it to heaven,” his Raabri cried.

“Heaven?” he answered. “What heaven? I’m a buffalo in Punjab.”


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