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Loading ...If you have two agarbattis on a boat but no source of fire. How will you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?”
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1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti
2) Throw an agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light agarbatti
3) Take some river water, let it fall drop by drop. You know that “Tip-tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagai.”. Use it to light the agarbatti.
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June 16th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
are gabber agarbati kaun jalia.
June 17th, 2009 at 1:52 am
i just carry mainbatti with me and just doing some romance with that mainbatti so automatically that two agarbatti get jelous and get fire.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
naav ki lakdi pe agarbatti ghiso
isse vo jal jayegi
June 17th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
agarbatti fako aur girl friend ke saat romance karo.agarbatti ke chakkar main girl friend to math koho yaar.batti jalane wala batti jalata rahage
June 19th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
river ke beech me agarbatti kyo jalayege be.
June 20th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
agar ladki sath ho to jigar se..
June 20th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
agar ladki sath ho to jigar se…
June 20th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
take bidi from some one
June 20th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
take bidi frome some one
June 21st, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Dimag ki batti jaloa aur khud jaan jao.
i mean joke ko kuch interesting banoa.
June 22nd, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Eat some Chillies & Your mouth will burn.From this fire u can burn aggrabatti &Also never ask these booring questions.
June 25th, 2009 at 11:29 am
kya bhai
jb jigar se didi jal sakti hai to aggarbatti kya hai boss
so i think ladki ko sath rkh aggarbatti kya baot hi jal jayeg…….
June 25th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
agar battti hai to battti jalane ki kya jarurat hai. batti bole to light
June 26th, 2009 at 10:44 am
pani me dal do koi matlab nhi.
June 27th, 2009 at 11:45 am
asmaan se jab bijli giregi tho apne app aggarbatti jal jayegi…boat b aur boat wala b….. isliye aggarbatti aur gar jane ki soch.
June 28th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Very good
June 29th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
mento fresh khao aur dimag ki batti jalao,
July 2nd, 2009 at 3:12 pm
m phale ghar aaunga phir jala dunga
July 2nd, 2009 at 3:16 pm
are bina jalaye kam nahi chal sakta kya
kya jarurat pad rahi h
July 4th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
agar batti sath me le kar khud pani me gir jaao….dead body ko to log jala hi denge..sath me agarbatti bhi jal jayega
July 4th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
??????????????????????????????????????????????
wohi boat me us hi river ke upar bina kuchh khaaye 7 din reh jaao…pet me aag lag jayega….7 din baad agarbatti ko kha lo…agarbatti jal jayega!!!
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July 6th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
i will light an agarbattis through sunlight easy…..heheheheheheh
July 7th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
agar ladki sath ho to aag kise chahiye
July 8th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Yeh !! tou pela sochna tha ab rona sa kia faida hmmm….. agarbati ko bati bana k lylo shayad jaljaye ??/!!!
July 8th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
girlfriend k sath romance karo jab donon garam honge to usage jalayenge agarbatti
July 9th, 2009 at 8:24 am
oviously with matches….
July 10th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Dude.. Omkara ka Gana chalao “Bidi jalaile jigar se piya jigar mai badi aag hai” so dear jigar per agarbatti lagao or jalao…. Enjoy!!!!
July 10th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
hey not so good
July 10th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Agar ladki sath mai ho to ….
use de dena chahiye kyoun ki … jigar mai badi aag hai… agarbatti jalale jigar se…
July 12th, 2009 at 1:11 am
i think it is shot off like
a..gar….bati
July 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Plzzzzzzzz itna pakaoo que mat pucho joke ka kabada ho jata hai
July 13th, 2009 at 12:12 am
are yaar sourse nahi hai to boat vapis le ke dukan se machis le ke fir se river ke bich jake agarbatti jalana…
July 15th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Agarbatti ko jal (water) mai phek kar jalao
July 15th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
ladki ka naam agarbatti he use jalane ke liya match ki jarurat nahi
July 16th, 2009 at 11:46 am
RAM GOPAL VERMA KI “AAG” ME AGARBATTI KO JALA LO.
July 17th, 2009 at 12:48 am
agarbatti se agar nikal do aur jo batti bache us batti se agar batti ko jalalo,……..so simple dear.
July 17th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Simple hai bhai!!
bole to kinare per wapas jane ka or dukan se maitchis lene ka or jalane dalne ka. bas!!!
July 17th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Kya jaroorat hai jalane ki use airfreshners. okkkkkkkk
July 17th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
as u know “jeegar ma badi agg hai” so light it with ur jigar if a bidi can burn what’s a agarbatti
July 18th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Call Bipasha she will let u know how to light the agarbatti…. bcoz bidi jalai le jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai !!!
July 18th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
bole to mamu boat me ek bada sa hole karne ka….. aur boat dubne ka wait karne ka…. are jab boat aur boat wala hi nahi hoga to agarbatti jalane ki jaroorat hi kya hogi !!!
July 18th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
**************are bhai, itne achhe time par river ke beech me jakar hi agarbatti jalane ki yad ayi…………… aur ayi to ayi upar se humse puchne ki yaad ayi !!!!!!!!!
July 20th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
so simpal I will putout to mathcbox and fire to agarbatti.
July 21st, 2009 at 11:05 am
hehehehe
July 21st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Use magnifying glass and focus on agarbatti. Agarbatti jal jaigi.
July 22nd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
humaarey paas bhi to bahut garam cheezein hain…usi ka kuch istemaal karengey
July 23rd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
AGAR+BATTI- mai se agr ko hata lo bache huwe ko batti se jala lo.
July 23rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm
koun kambkhat in agarbattion ko jalayega jo light na de sake.
July 25th, 2009 at 8:42 am
`raat ko jab chand nikale, jal uthe tan mera`….. tan jalne ke bad agarbatti jal jayegi
July 26th, 2009 at 7:27 am
Insert the “Agarbathi Sticks” into your intestine through either of the ways to it. There you find “Jatharagni”. Light them.
July 26th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
sooooooo funnny
July 27th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Both will press each then everything possible.
July 27th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
u just go there and whn u find the correct answer then just post hear
July 28th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Throw an agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light agarbatti
July 28th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
AGAR “batti” JALANI HAI TOH USE hydro power with d help water
July 31st, 2009 at 11:59 am
pahele ye bata agarbatti le kar waha bich nadi mai karne kya gaya hai.chalo ab jo ho gaya so ho gaya call 911 they will help u out i m sure.
July 31st, 2009 at 1:47 pm
main 60wan bewakooooooooooooooooooooof hoon, will you want to be a next fool? please countinue.
August 3rd, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Ek contact less sath ho tho sun light se agarbatti jal jaigi.
August 4th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
abe itni raat me agarbatti jalakar kya bhajan karne hain nadi k beech me….fenk de subah dekhenge wase b raat me itni dur se jalti hui agarbatti dekhkar koi nahi aayega….hahaha
August 7th, 2009 at 9:57 am
the comments seems to be very good joke rather than agarbati questions jokes,,,,,,,,,,
August 11th, 2009 at 7:45 am
nadi me agaarbatti jajane gaye ho kya
August 11th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
swim till the shore bring a matchstick from home again swim to the boat and light the agarbattis
August 15th, 2009 at 9:51 am
apne dost ko pani mein dubaa do.woh gussa ke mare aag babula ho jayega aur phir jala lo.
August 15th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
take out the specs burn the fire onpaper
August 16th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
ram gopal verma ki(film)aag dekh kar koi bhi bina maachis k aggarbatti jala lega
August 19th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Pehle to kehte ho ki source hi nahi hia. Fir kehte ho ke jala ke dikhao. HOW? Kuch na kuch source to banana padega.
Waise agarbatti jalani kisliye hai.
August 20th, 2009 at 1:00 am
aandar le le gharmi se aapne aap jal jayegi…..hahahah
August 21st, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Apney right pocket se mentos nikalo & khao usse dimag ki baati jalegi aur usi jalti hui batti se agarbatti jalao
August 24th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Only u r in the middle of river not the boat. If you wanna light the candles then go to the bank of river and ask match box from some one & light the candles. Or ask some to light the candle. There is no need to come out to bank of river you too.
August 26th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
YAR HAMARI RESPONSIBLIT HE KYA MACHBOX SATH LANA CHAIE NA KHUD KA TIME KHARAB KARTE HO OR DUSRO KA BHI
August 26th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
mere khayal se bhai, agarbatti jalane ki kya jaroorat hai, wo to pehle se jal rahi hai, agar batti–agar batti le kar jaoge nadi ke beech, to kya hua, agar batti lekar jaoge to usse jalte rehne do———:-)
August 27th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
aap yane ki question dene wale ko chhodkar sbhi me bhi or sab bhi but question is nice and answer are too funny but only answer other comments nhi
August 29th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
agarbatti kyu jalao jab uper suraj hai
August 29th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
agar ek ladki saath hogi to aag jal jaegi
September 4th, 2009 at 7:31 am
samudra ke pani me diye jalao aur agarbatti lagao
September 4th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
aggarbati ko jiger pe rakho bcoz of “biddi jalaile jiger se piya, jiger man baddi aag hai”
September 4th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
mentos jab dimag ki batti jala sakta hai, toh agarbati kyu nahi.
September 4th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
arey yaar rehne do agarbatti ko abhi masti karo ghar aa ke jala lena.
September 4th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
arey yaar band karo , aaram karo, yeh to roz ka natak ha….
September 11th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
aksar logo ke chutter se dhua nikalti he, matlab, ander jarur aag he. isliye agarbatti jalani he to chupchap use gand(asshole) me dalne ka mamu!
September 12th, 2009 at 1:53 am
ab mai kya kahoon itne sare answers
per kar mere dimag ki batti jal gayee
is se jala loonga
September 12th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
arey yaaron beech nadi mein boat jal ke ooper hai, jal ko thoda haath mein lo, aur usko agarbatti ke ooper girao, agarbatti keooper jal girega to agarbatti jal jayegi simple.
September 12th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
jalane ki jaroorat hi nahi hai wo to jali hui hai
September 15th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Lara dutta ko sath le jao
September 24th, 2009 at 6:13 am
apni jeebh pe rakh lo aur agarbati jal jayegi. Tumhari jeebh ne to kai aag lagaye hai kya agarbati nahi jalegi
October 5th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
stupid joke and stupid answer
October 6th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Agarbatti me aag kyon lagaoge aray aag lagani hai to jawani me lagao.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
DO LOVER KI SANSO KI GARMI MILE TO JALEGI AGARBATI
October 30th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
TUM SOCHO TUMHARI BIWI TUMHE CHAPPAL SE PEET RAHI HAI GUSSE SE TUHARE MUH SE AAG NIKLEGI TUM AGARBATTI JALA LENA SIMPLE
October 31st, 2009 at 11:53 am
“Bidi Jalailey jigar se piya” to phir agarbatti kyon nahi jalegi babua
October 31st, 2009 at 9:44 pm
pehle agar batti ki jagah cigerette kro fir dekho…hum kaise jalate hai…
November 17th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Apna power chashma utaro aur dhoop mein agarbatti par focus karo……… phir dekho kiya hota hai……
November 20th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
river k beech pahunchte hi ush mei kud jao.. na rhega banss na bjegi bansuri….
November 22nd, 2009 at 5:45 am
2 agarbatti ko ek saath rakh do teesara judai ke gam me [b]”jal kar khaak ho jayega”
November 24th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
better use cigarette instead of agarbatti
using cigarette this joke can be made better
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:20 am
2 minutes ruko mai jala dunga. mai nadi me ek bumb blast karta hu tum ushse batti jalalo. Simpal
December 30th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
ek agarbatti ke do tukde kardo :agar aur batti . Agar ko fekh do aur Batti se bakiyon ko jala daalo.
January 1st, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Waddi saari bettery or ek micro wave oven le ke jao. oven nu agar batti wich rakh ke full temp.te chalao jalu gi nahi ta dassayo
January 20th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
tum sab pagal ho aarai agarbatti ko ander ley lo wo apnay aap jal jatagi
January 21st, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Agarbatti jala ke kya bhagwan ki puja kroge pani me, jao yaar!!!!!!! boat hai, nadi hai, masti ka aalm hai enjoy kro.
January 28th, 2010 at 6:34 am
agar sath mein matchis nahin liya toh agarbati kya gand main ghusane liya tha beech darya pe
January 30th, 2010 at 6:12 pm
good yar
February 1st, 2010 at 9:07 pm
jyada bakwaas ki to thppad marke gatar mein fek dunga
February 4th, 2010 at 10:52 pm
i will burn this agarbatti by using focal lens ,….concentrating sun rays to the tip of agarbatti
February 15th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
3 fruits ke beech me baat cheet horahi thi to apple ne kaha amrood ko yaar mujhe to sab dhokar aur cut karkar khate hain anrood ne kaha tujhe to kya mujhe bhi sab dhokar aur cut karkar hi to khate hain toh apple ne banana se kaha yaar tu kyu chup hai toh banana ne kaha mujhe to bolte hua hi sharm aati hai mujhe toh sab nangga karkar khate hain.
February 21st, 2010 at 2:28 pm
jab jigar se bidi jal sakti hai to aggarbatti kyon nahi.
bidi jalai le jigar se piya zigar ma badi aag hai
February 21st, 2010 at 9:53 pm
do lakdi ya pather to honge usse jala dunga
February 25th, 2010 at 7:14 pm
kuttey kaminey
February 27th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
BOL DO AGARBATI JAL GAYI, KOI DEKHNE TO AAYEGA NAHI.
March 1st, 2010 at 11:00 am
PANI MAIN AAG LAGA DO
March 1st, 2010 at 3:57 pm
metho aggarbbthi ko kiss karonga ooh jal jaega
March 2nd, 2010 at 1:19 pm
ar mammo, agarbatti jalaneki kaya jarurat hai.or jiski jarurat nahi hai uske liye tomkiu dimak ka ghanti bajarahiho????
March 9th, 2010 at 11:16 am
Bidi Jala le Jigar se, phit bidi se agarbatti jala lena
March 10th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
agar ladki ho to use fuck kar do
agar pyaar aisa ho to…………..
to jab baccha ho ga na to uske mu se machhis niklegi !!!!!!!!!!!
March 10th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
khach!! khach!! khach !! khach!!
aah!!!! jal gaya
March 10th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
sala kis kamine ko aag lagane ki sujhi hai be!!!????
March 12th, 2010 at 11:09 am
Carefully Open the Glass of your Boat headlight, use as a lens to sharp point focus the sunlight over a paper and then you can easily meet your requirement
March 15th, 2010 at 1:31 am
this answer is only possible if both agar batti love you.
kisi bhi aik agarbatti sey kaho i love you dusri apney aap jal jayegi