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If you have two agarbattis on a boat but no source of fire. How will you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?”

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1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti

2) Throw an agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light agarbatti

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3) Take some river water, let it fall drop by drop. You know that “Tip-tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagai.”. Use it to light the agarbatti.

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322 Responses to “Stupid answers”



  1. babul Says:

    are gabber agarbati kaun jalia.

  2. satish Says:

    i just carry mainbatti with me and just doing some romance with that mainbatti so automatically that two agarbatti get jelous and get fire.

  3. abhiram Says:

    naav ki lakdi pe agarbatti ghiso
    isse vo jal jayegi

  4. suman patel Says:

    agarbatti fako aur girl friend ke saat romance karo.agarbatti ke chakkar main girl friend to math koho yaar.batti jalane wala batti jalata rahage

  5. vin Says:

    river ke beech me agarbatti kyo jalayege be.

  6. roshan Says:

    agar ladki sath ho to jigar se..

  7. roshan Says:

    agar ladki sath ho to jigar se…

  8. anil Says:

    take bidi from some one

  9. anil Says:

    take bidi frome some one

  10. faiz Says:

    Dimag ki batti jaloa aur khud jaan jao.
    i mean joke ko kuch interesting banoa.

  11. Nitin Says:

    Eat some Chillies & Your mouth will burn.From this fire u can burn aggrabatti &Also never ask these booring questions.

  12. Arun pratap Singh Says:

    kya bhai
    jb jigar se didi jal sakti hai to aggarbatti kya hai boss
    so i think ladki ko sath rkh aggarbatti kya baot hi jal jayeg…….

  13. akhtar726 Says:

    agar battti hai to battti jalane ki kya jarurat hai. batti bole to light

  14. rahul mehta Says:

    pani me dal do koi matlab nhi.

  15. jack Says:

    asmaan se jab bijli giregi tho apne app aggarbatti jal jayegi…boat b aur boat wala b….. isliye aggarbatti aur gar jane ki soch.

  16. Mukesh Says:

    Very good

  17. sumit Says:

    mento fresh khao aur dimag ki batti jalao,

  18. rahul Says:

    m phale ghar aaunga phir jala dunga

  19. rahul bana Says:

    are bina jalaye kam nahi chal sakta kya
    kya jarurat pad rahi h

  20. Arindam Says:

    agar batti sath me le kar khud pani me gir jaao….dead body ko to log jala hi denge..sath me agarbatti bhi jal jayega

  21. Arindam Says:

    ??????????????????????????????????????????????

    wohi boat me us hi river ke upar bina kuchh khaaye 7 din reh jaao…pet me aag lag jayega….7 din baad agarbatti ko kha lo…agarbatti jal jayega!!!

    ??????????????????????????????????????????????

  22. Nagraj Nadar Says:

    i will light an agarbattis through sunlight easy…..heheheheheheh

  23. monil shah Says:

    agar ladki sath ho to aag kise chahiye

  24. Kamran Says:

    Yeh !! tou pela sochna tha ab rona sa kia faida hmmm….. agarbati ko bati bana k lylo shayad jaljaye ??/!!!

  25. Amar Shikhare Says:

    girlfriend k sath romance karo jab donon garam honge to usage jalayenge agarbatti

  26. sheenal Says:

    oviously with matches….

  27. Jiten Says:

    Dude.. Omkara ka Gana chalao “Bidi jalaile jigar se piya jigar mai badi aag hai” so dear jigar per agarbatti lagao or jalao…. Enjoy!!!!

  28. namrata Says:

    hey not so good

  29. Prem Says:

    Agar ladki sath mai ho to ….
    use de dena chahiye kyoun ki … jigar mai badi aag hai… agarbatti jalale jigar se…

  30. DIBA Says:

    i think it is shot off like
    a..gar….bati

  31. roshan Says:

    Plzzzzzzzz itna pakaoo que mat pucho joke ka kabada ho jata hai

  32. HEMANG Says:

    are yaar sourse nahi hai to boat vapis le ke dukan se machis le ke fir se river ke bich jake agarbatti jalana…

  33. Anurag Bakshi Says:

    Agarbatti ko jal (water) mai phek kar jalao

  34. vijendra singh Says:

    ladki ka naam agarbatti he use jalane ke liya match ki jarurat nahi

  35. kdw Says:

    RAM GOPAL VERMA KI “AAG” ME AGARBATTI KO JALA LO.

  36. Ritanshu Saxena Says:

    agarbatti se agar nikal do aur jo batti bache us batti se agar batti ko jalalo,……..so simple dear.

  37. Jiten Says:

    Simple hai bhai!!
    bole to kinare per wapas jane ka or dukan se maitchis lene ka or jalane dalne ka. bas!!!

  38. Neetu Aman Says:

    Kya jaroorat hai jalane ki use airfreshners. okkkkkkkk

  39. akash Says:

    as u know “jeegar ma badi agg hai” so light it with ur jigar if a bidi can burn what’s a agarbatti

  40. Shufyan Says:

    Call Bipasha she will let u know how to light the agarbatti…. bcoz bidi jalai le jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai !!!

  41. Shufyan Says:

    bole to mamu boat me ek bada sa hole karne ka….. aur boat dubne ka wait karne ka…. are jab boat aur boat wala hi nahi hoga to agarbatti jalane ki jaroorat hi kya hogi !!!

  42. Lakhan Pal Says Says:

    **************are bhai, itne achhe time par river ke beech me jakar hi agarbatti jalane ki yad ayi…………… aur ayi to ayi upar se humse puchne ki yaad ayi !!!!!!!!!

  43. neeraj Says:

    so simpal I will putout to mathcbox and fire to agarbatti.

  44. fatiz Says:

    hehehehe

  45. K. MISRA Says:

    Use magnifying glass and focus on agarbatti. Agarbatti jal jaigi.

  46. sameer Says:

    humaarey paas bhi to bahut garam cheezein hain…usi ka kuch istemaal karengey

  47. jeevan Pilkhwal Says:

    AGAR+BATTI- mai se agr ko hata lo bache huwe ko batti se jala lo.

  48. Piyush Says:

    koun kambkhat in agarbattion ko jalayega jo light na de sake.

  49. satish Says:

    `raat ko jab chand nikale, jal uthe tan mera`….. tan jalne ke bad agarbatti jal jayegi

  50. Gattu Vinod Rao Says:

    Insert the “Agarbathi Sticks” into your intestine through either of the ways to it. There you find “Jatharagni”. Light them.

  51. happy josan Says:

    sooooooo funnny

  52. pre Says:

    Both will press each then everything possible.

  53. roshni Says:

    u just go there and whn u find the correct answer then just post hear

  54. nikhilnidhi Says:

    Throw an agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light agarbatti

  55. nikhilnidhi Says:

    AGAR “batti” JALANI HAI TOH USE hydro power with d help water

  56. varun Says:

    pahele ye bata agarbatti le kar waha bich nadi mai karne kya gaya hai.chalo ab jo ho gaya so ho gaya call 911 they will help u out i m sure.

  57. Dharam veer Says:

    main 60wan bewakooooooooooooooooooooof hoon, will you want to be a next fool? please countinue.

  58. Raj Says:

    Ek contact less sath ho tho sun light se agarbatti jal jaigi.

  59. Nitin Says:

    abe itni raat me agarbatti jalakar kya bhajan karne hain nadi k beech me….fenk de subah dekhenge wase b raat me itni dur se jalti hui agarbatti dekhkar koi nahi aayega….hahaha

  60. madheart Says:

    the comments seems to be very good joke rather than agarbati questions jokes,,,,,,,,,,

  61. vaishali Says:

    nadi me agaarbatti jajane gaye ho kya

  62. rinkunandwani Says:

    swim till the shore bring a matchstick from home again swim to the boat and light the agarbattis

  63. nandan,asansol,a.e.c Says:

    apne dost ko pani mein dubaa do.woh gussa ke mare aag babula ho jayega aur phir jala lo.

  64. lokesh Says:

    take out the specs burn the fire onpaper

  65. rose Says:

    ram gopal verma ki(film)aag dekh kar koi bhi bina maachis k aggarbatti jala lega

  66. Anand Says:

    Pehle to kehte ho ki source hi nahi hia. Fir kehte ho ke jala ke dikhao. HOW? Kuch na kuch source to banana padega.
    Waise agarbatti jalani kisliye hai.

  67. pinki Says:

    aandar le le gharmi se aapne aap jal jayegi…..hahahah

  68. Manish Says:

    Apney right pocket se mentos nikalo & khao usse dimag ki baati jalegi aur usi jalti hui batti se agarbatti jalao

  69. Jiten Says:

    Only u r in the middle of river not the boat. If you wanna light the candles then go to the bank of river and ask match box from some one & light the candles. Or ask some to light the candle. There is no need to come out to bank of river you too.

  70. kuldeep Says:

    YAR HAMARI RESPONSIBLIT HE KYA MACHBOX SATH LANA CHAIE NA KHUD KA TIME KHARAB KARTE HO OR DUSRO KA BHI

  71. Saheb Says:

    mere khayal se bhai, agarbatti jalane ki kya jaroorat hai, wo to pehle se jal rahi hai, agar batti–agar batti le kar jaoge nadi ke beech, to kya hua, agar batti lekar jaoge to usse jalte rehne do———:-)

  72. tanya sharma Says:

    aap yane ki question dene wale ko chhodkar sbhi me bhi or sab bhi but question is nice and answer are too funny but only answer other comments nhi

  73. tatata Says:

    agarbatti kyu jalao jab uper suraj hai

  74. chander solanki Says:

    agar ek ladki saath hogi to aag jal jaegi

  75. ajeet naharjain Says:

    samudra ke pani me diye jalao aur agarbatti lagao

  76. kirti Says:

    aggarbati ko jiger pe rakho bcoz of “biddi jalaile jiger se piya, jiger man baddi aag hai”

  77. kirti Says:

    mentos jab dimag ki batti jala sakta hai, toh agarbati kyu nahi.

  78. aadi Says:

    arey yaar rehne do agarbatti ko abhi masti karo ghar aa ke jala lena.

  79. anupama Says:

    arey yaar band karo , aaram karo, yeh to roz ka natak ha….

  80. rimodoni Says:

    aksar logo ke chutter se dhua nikalti he, matlab, ander jarur aag he. isliye agarbatti jalani he to chupchap use gand(asshole) me dalne ka mamu!

  81. raj Says:

    ab mai kya kahoon itne sare answers
    per kar mere dimag ki batti jal gayee
    is se jala loonga

  82. javed ali Says:

    arey yaaron beech nadi mein boat jal ke ooper hai, jal ko thoda haath mein lo, aur usko agarbatti ke ooper girao, agarbatti keooper jal girega to agarbatti jal jayegi simple.

  83. mount patel Says:

    jalane ki jaroorat hi nahi hai wo to jali hui hai

  84. Sarfaraz alam Says:

    Lara dutta ko sath le jao

  85. Deo Singh Says:

    apni jeebh pe rakh lo aur agarbati jal jayegi. Tumhari jeebh ne to kai aag lagaye hai kya agarbati nahi jalegi

  86. pikiki Says:

    stupid joke and stupid answer

  87. Ved prakash Says:

    Agarbatti me aag kyon lagaoge aray aag lagani hai to jawani me lagao.

  88. MORDHWAJ KUMAR Says:

    DO LOVER KI SANSO KI GARMI MILE TO JALEGI AGARBATI

  89. ranjeet singh Says:

    TUM SOCHO TUMHARI BIWI TUMHE CHAPPAL SE PEET RAHI HAI GUSSE SE TUHARE MUH SE AAG NIKLEGI TUM AGARBATTI JALA LENA SIMPLE

  90. Kapil Swami Says:

    “Bidi Jalailey jigar se piya” to phir agarbatti kyon nahi jalegi babua

  91. vaibhav Says:

    pehle agar batti ki jagah cigerette kro fir dekho…hum kaise jalate hai…

  92. Md. gulzar Says:

    Apna power chashma utaro aur dhoop mein agarbatti par focus karo……… phir dekho kiya hota hai……

  93. Rakhee Says:

    river k beech pahunchte hi ush mei kud jao.. na rhega banss na bjegi bansuri….

  94. Amitesh Says:

    2 agarbatti ko ek saath rakh do teesara judai ke gam me [b]“jal kar khaak ho jayega”

  95. gourav Says:

    better use cigarette instead of agarbatti
    using cigarette this joke can be made better

  96. Tarun Says:

    2 minutes ruko mai jala dunga. mai nadi me ek bumb blast karta hu tum ushse batti jalalo. Simpal

  97. sushil Says:

    ek agarbatti ke do tukde kardo :agar aur batti . Agar ko fekh do aur Batti se bakiyon ko jala daalo.

  98. Dharam veer Says:

    Waddi saari bettery or ek micro wave oven le ke jao. oven nu agar batti wich rakh ke full temp.te chalao jalu gi nahi ta dassayo

  99. sharma Says:

    tum sab pagal ho aarai agarbatti ko ander ley lo wo apnay aap jal jatagi

  100. Vikas Gusain Says:

    Agarbatti jala ke kya bhagwan ki puja kroge pani me, jao yaar!!!!!!! boat hai, nadi hai, masti ka aalm hai enjoy kro.

  101. benudhar Says:

    agar sath mein matchis nahin liya toh agarbati kya gand main ghusane liya tha beech darya pe

  102. sarita Says:

    good yar

  103. hunda Says:

    jyada bakwaas ki to thppad marke gatar mein fek dunga

  104. Harpreet Says:

    i will burn this agarbatti by using focal lens ,….concentrating sun rays to the tip of agarbatti

  105. sami Says:

    3 fruits ke beech me baat cheet horahi thi to apple ne kaha amrood ko yaar mujhe to sab dhokar aur cut karkar khate hain anrood ne kaha tujhe to kya mujhe bhi sab dhokar aur cut karkar hi to khate hain toh apple ne banana se kaha yaar tu kyu chup hai toh banana ne kaha mujhe to bolte hua hi sharm aati hai mujhe toh sab nangga karkar khate hain.

  106. neeraj kumar Says:

    jab jigar se bidi jal sakti hai to aggarbatti kyon nahi.

    bidi jalai le jigar se piya zigar ma badi aag hai

  107. hemant Says:

    do lakdi ya pather to honge usse jala dunga

  108. AMBUJ Says:

    kuttey kaminey

  109. SURENDER RAMNANI Says:

    BOL DO AGARBATI JAL GAYI, KOI DEKHNE TO AAYEGA NAHI.

  110. durga Says:

    PANI MAIN AAG LAGA DO

  111. priya Says:

    metho aggarbbthi ko kiss karonga ooh jal jaega

  112. Banasree Says:

    ar mammo, agarbatti jalaneki kaya jarurat hai.or jiski jarurat nahi hai uske liye tomkiu dimak ka ghanti bajarahiho????

  113. Nittu Says:

    Bidi Jala le Jigar se, phit bidi se agarbatti jala lena :-)

  114. murgi Says:

    agar ladki ho to use fuck kar do
    agar pyaar aisa ho to…………..
    to jab baccha ho ga na to uske mu se machhis niklegi !!!!!!!!!!!

  115. murgi Says:

    khach!! khach!! khach !! khach!!
    aah!!!! jal gaya

  116. murgi Says:

    sala kis kamine ko aag lagane ki sujhi hai be!!!????

  117. Manoj Says:

    Carefully Open the Glass of your Boat headlight, use as a lens to sharp point focus the sunlight over a paper and then you can easily meet your requirement

  118. sam Says:

    this answer is only possible if both agar batti love you.

    kisi bhi aik agarbatti sey kaho i love you dusri apney aap jal jayegi

  119. Suresh Kumar (Kalyan) Says:

    Bhai Log Jab bi aap boat main jaoge toh saath mein ek bingo red chilli ka packet rakhna,aur phir usse kaake agarbathi ko ek flying kiss dena,saala agarbathi kudh jal kar raakh ho jaayega.

  120. Amol (Mumbai) Says:

    Abe Manoj tu kya chutya hai kya kudh ko kya bahoot bada scientist samajtha hai kya

  121. Amol Says:

    Abe Murgi tu na saadi ke baadh apne biwi ko fuck kar tere biwi ke pet mein bacha nahin maachis niklega kyoki us se toh teri chithah jalegi saale.

  122. S.Sr Says:

    Apni boat ko aadha se thoda kum paani se bhar aur phir usme pure lithium daal de… Agar batti aur teri batti jal ke bhuj jayegi..

    Waise beech pani me agarbatti kyu jalani hai? Cigg. ki baat aur hai!

  123. Vishal Kr. Singh Says:

    ladka was a smoker to wo cigrette pi raha tha usse jala lega agarbatti so simple. he he he

  124. kanchan sharma Says:

    when the boat already having 2 battis to lighten up the boat.then why source is required?

  125. Farhan Says:

    Ek Agarbatti ki tareef kro dusri apne aap jalegi!

  126. akshay Says:

    agarbatti jalaile JIGAR se piya JIGAR ma badi AAG hai.

  127. shiva Says:

    jungle main lakdi se aag lagate hai na boat todo aur uski lakdi lekar jalalo simple hai yaar

  128. Rizvan Says:

    call the surya aag laga dega

  129. pawan singh yadav Says:

    it will burn by the ray’s of sun………pray to god “agni dev he will burn it…………this is not a joke………oK

  130. gurpritam Says:

    kyun sab log agarbatti jalane k liye itna mar rahe ho koi award milne wala hai kya?????????????pakkuo mat….

  131. sandeep bansal Says:

    pahle ye batao beech samandar me kiski pooja karni hai agarbatti jala kar? mombatti jalao yaar agar batti se kya hoga?

  132. sam Says:

    Yaar kisko dard hua jo beech river me agerbatti jalate gaya… :D

  133. fawaz khan Says:

    frst a fall…..y u need 2 light it…useless question

  134. Anurag Khanna Says:

    Abe Mamu. . .

    Agarbatti jalane ki chinta chhod & Girlfriend ke sath Karyakram Kar. . .

  135. salman Says:

    2 Phathar hath me uthakar dono ko ghis kar 1 ghans par aag lagado aur us se agar batti jalalo….. Simple!!!!!
    By Salman

  136. Priya Says:

    Very simple yaar….. Boat ka rocket bana dalne ka aur chand pe jane ka….
    Jab pichhe aag lagegi tab agarbatti jala dalne ka.
    Agar Rocket nahi chala to apun kya kare….
    Apni dimag ki batti jalao!

  137. Rahul Says:

    Rocket mai boat ko dalo aur, suraj pe jao, suraj se jala ke wapas aa jao…

  138. raj Says:

    bhai aapko agarbatti jalane se kya faaeda hoga?
    kuch nahi.
    toh phir chodo na yaar agarbatti ghar le jaao.

  139. Naveed Says:

    hmmm……
    ek kam karo
    agarbatti ku haat me pakdlo aur ek gana gao
    usku gussa akar qudba qud jaljayegi

  140. sonam Says:

    agarbatti jalaile jigar se babua , jigar ma badi aag h
    (so only girls can fire the agarbatti)

  141. AJAY YADAV Says:

    ARY YAAR JIGAR SE JALAA KYONKI JUGAR MEIN BAHUT AAG HAI………….

  142. surjit Says:

    chloromint use karo jo dimag ki batti jalade usse agarbatti jala lena tik hai bhai.

  143. Richa Says:

    jab ladka or ladki sath me honge to agarbatti to apne aap jal jayegi na

  144. abhishek Says:

    ghooochu question hai pagal

  145. HARSH Says:

    eat bingo chilly your mouth will be burn
    use the fire to light the aagar batti

  146. Ashok kumar Arora Says:

    simple likhne wala half mad hai padne wala full.

  147. Umesh Says:

    deemag ka diya jalao aur usse agarbatti mere bhai…

  148. sawan Says:

    mare ja raha hai agarbatti jalane ke liye aur maza aa raha hai dusro ko pareshan karne ko………

  149. sawan Says:

    mare ja raha hai agarbatti jalane ko aur maza aa raha hai dusro ko pareshan karne ko

  150. Umakant Chaudhary Says:

    Remeber god and ask him to do so. Coz Aggarbati is for god and if god needs it, he will think himself how to lit it.

  151. Madhav Das Says:

    Mentos khao….dimag ki batti jalao…Agarbatti fir kya chiz hai…

  152. nikhil motwani Says:

    ek ki tarif karo dusri jal jaygi

  153. humera Says:

    hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm kya hai ye question

  154. laptop Says:

    agar girl friend hot hai to agarbatti apne ap jal jayegi

  155. kishan togadiya Says:

    eat bingo spice masala and then kiss the agarbatti.

  156. akshay Says:

    Praise one Aggarbatti the other will feel Jealous N will lightup…

  157. VIJAY PATIL Says:

    Agar BATTI hai toh kya tension jalalene ka na yaar …it easy

  158. pirpasha Says:

    ABe muth marna shuru kar, jab garam ho jayega to jala dena.

  159. lovely Says:

    kya hai bass jaathey samay ek matchbox ley jaana
    ya nahi tho pathar agar boat mein hai tho scratch karo tho fire ayega naaaaaa

  160. danish Says:

    agar batti jalani thi to samandar mai kyu gaya
    chal wapas aaja
    subah ka bhola shaam ko wapas aaye to uuse bhula nahi khte

  161. rajkishore Says:

    Abe Agarbatti jalgaya. Wo v dono. Janne ke liye SMS karo 9123456780(toll free)

  162. rajkishore Says:

    Jisko dekhna he Jaldi ao nehi to agarbati bujh jaega

  163. seema Says:

    kya bakvas joke hai

  164. sanju Says:

    agarbatti q jalana chate ho bhai?????????????????????????????????????

  165. sandy Says:

    bingo red chilly chips khao aur agarbatti jalao

  166. kul Says:

    Banda apni naak boat mein dhise thodi der …Jab naak garam ho jae to agarbatti laga do…simple

  167. PRIYESH Says:

    agar(batti) jalani hai to switch board se switch on kar do, so simple. agar phir bhi nahi jalti to samajhna k raat hai aur so jana, sweet dreams…………….

  168. BHAVNA Says:

    AB TAK ITNE ANSWER ME NAI JALI TO MERE SE KYA JALEGI ………..PASS…..

  169. BHAVNA Says:

    ABBE YAAR…………MAKE A ROLE AND PUT IT IN HOLE………..AGAR “BATTI” ME SHARAM HUI TO JARUR JALEGI

  170. riya Says:

    ha ha…. hum boat me kabhi gaya he nahi.aur jana bhi hoga to lighter le jayenge.befkufe

  171. mohan nair Says:

    Apni back side main ghusa lo, it will liht the agarbatti

  172. sadiq khan Says:

    very easy mai apni bewafa sanam ko yaad karunga to agarbatti kya poori boat hi jaljaye gi hahhaha……

    warna us boat ki lakdi se bhi aag lagayee jaa sakhti hai ,,agar trick hoto
    (its really possible)

  173. PRIYESH Says:

    i have pistol in my pocket at boat …….

    mein firing start karyunga agarbattion per
    or who dono zhar jayangi ha ha ha ……

  174. Sanjeev Singh Says:

    i will burn it from my jigar because jigar maan badi aag hai…

  175. shrejuuuuuuu Says:

    kya karoon bina aag ke boat chalaloongi….
    agar side mein koi handsome ladka with his dad hoga chupke se us ladke ke boolaloongi
    …agar light hogi to dad ko sex karne ki baat pata nahi lag jayegi……

  176. nilesh Says:

    wohi river mein kud jao tumhare body ko ham aag laga denje

  177. Rati Says:

    agrbatti ko nak k pas rkho or anulom-bilom try kro. 1 din pura kro dekhna agrbatti jal jayegi pr wo aap ke mayat me kam aa jayega..

  178. Jiten Says:

    I am agree with you Rati.

  179. mradul tripathi Says:

    abe batti ki kya jarurat hai kaam kro or niklo okkkkk

  180. PRIYESH Says:

    i m babu rao ganpat rao aapte ka karna hai mereko bol batti mereko de mere pass machis hai

    babu bhai machis hai per us per red phasphorus nahi hai

    tu kya bola mujhe kutch samaj nahi aaya

    ulta ghum meine kaha ulta ghum

    dhrahm

    zhada mujhe pata tha ki batti zurar zhadega……………………

  181. riya Says:

    I wiLl noT gO In a boAt WithoUt A LiGhTer!!!

  182. vrishabh Says:

    waise bhi main aag lagane mein bahut mahir hooooo!!!!!

  183. vid Says:

    tu pagal hai

  184. surender Says:

    ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..ha…….ha…ha..

  185. DON Says:

    kha wo, khuja wo, aur batti jala wo

  186. prathu Says:

    chloromint khao…dimaag ki batti jalao
    aur dimaag se Agrbatti jalao

  187. Rana-G Says:

    Sab ke sab bawliga.. hain aise hi peeche pade hue hain Agarbatti ke bhaiya backspace dabao aur next joke padho……samjhe…….??
    Good…….I like it…!!!

  188. Vinod Says:

    Koi ye to batao agar batti jala ke karna kya hai

  189. himanshu Says:

    must joke hai yaar

  190. abhishek Says:

    jyada dimag mat lagao dimag jal jayega

  191. himanshu Says:

    a very stupid joke
    try these things yourselves
    if u succeed then its interesting
    i hate these types of jokes

  192. anamika Says:

    very stupid joke
    try these things yourselves
    if u succeed then its interesting
    i hate these types of jokes

  193. Pintu Says:

    mera no pe phone kar k batao kaha hai pura boat hi jala dooga .

  194. sanjeev and sam Says:

    7 din tak pani me raho mar jane ke baad jab koi dead body jalaane aaiga to kehdena agarbatti jala do

  195. zarsh Says:

    donon agarbhati ko river mein bhenk do na ho agarbhati or na pre gi jalani

  196. zimmy Says:

    agar naav mai bipasha basu hai to

    jab uske jigar se bidi jal sakti hai to agarbatti kya cheez hai

  197. akash kataria [v] Says:

    AISE FALTOO KE KAAM KARNE KE LIYE MERE PAS TIME NAHI HAI HAMARA APNA KAAM ITNA HAI KI FURSAT NAHI MILTI AUR AAPNE HUME KYA PAGAL SOCH RAKKHA HAI KI KAAM CHOD KAR AGARBATTI JALAANE KE LIYE SPECIALLY NADI MEIN JAYEIN ?

  198. akash kataria [v] Says:

    AISE FALTOO KE KAAM KARNE KE LIYE MERE PAS TIME NAHI HAI HAMARA APNA KAAM ITNA HAI KI FURSAT NAHI MILTI AUR AAPNE HUME KYA PAGAL SOCH RAKKHA HAI KI KAAM CHOR KAR AGARBATTI JALAANE KE LIYE SPECIALLY NADI MEIN JAYEIN ?

  199. ritik Says:

    mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao aur usi batti se agarbatti jalao

  200. www.mishrakokhool.com Says:

    agarbatti jalai le jigar se
    jigar main badi aag hai
    mishra mei

  201. www.mishrakokhool.com Says:

    agarbatti jalai le jigar se
    jigar main badi aag hai
    mishra mei

    thks for not laugh

    spl to mishra : (-:-)

  202. JATT Says:

    saallee fuddu kyuun bna raha h itne maarunga yaad rakhen bhen k *****

  203. LU Says:

    Wow nice !

  204. Krishan Kumar Arya Says:

    knau Bhai tera Demaag Serk gya hi kya jo Nadi ke beech may jakar ke Aag jlane ke baat kar raha hi,Pani may doob jaa marne ke khaber aag ke therh fiaal ja agi,

  205. dharam kaur Says:

    jabardast yaar kuch naya ho jaye

  206. Bachelor Says:

    Girlfriend ko chhodd ke agarbatti se romance karo, being jealous Girlfrnd ke dil me aag jalne lagegi us aag se agarbatti jla lo yaar…

  207. BlleBlue InfoDoners Says:

    Agar bidi jal sakti hai jigar se to agarbatti cheej hi kya hai

  208. NAMAN SETHI Says:

    ek rath thi vo mera saath thi………….. maa upur tha woo nicha thi……….. bura math mano wo mare by cycle thi…..

  209. suhana Says:

    Befakuf bakfas band kar

  210. Woges raptms Says:

    EEEEEEEEEXXXEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLEEEEENNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTT

  211. Woges raptms Says:

    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  212. tanushka Says:

    abe gadhon………..agarbatti mat jalana….pollution hoga……

  213. tanushka Says:

    use pyar wo jal jaegi…………….agar gandhi ji ki fan hogi to…….

  214. tanushka Says:

    mera matlab hai…use pyar se kaho…wo jal jaegi………..

  215. Debmalya Says:

    agarbatti ke batti se hi agg jala leo…

  216. raja Says:

    gf ko propose karo ishq karlo “ye ishq nahi aasan bas itna samjh lijiye 1 aag ka dariya hai aur duub k jana hai”ab is aag k dariya me agarbatti kya sabkuch jalega!

  217. surendra baba Says:

    abe agarbatti jala ke rasta dekhega kya. beta tourch le ata.

  218. harsh Says:

    us agarbatti ko through kar dena aur kinare par jakar jali hui agarbatti le lena problem solve aur koi tension ho to is number par phone karo 9772692929 sare answers ka samadhan

  219. Afaq Says:

    apni girlfriend ke jigar se bidi jalao aur bidi se agarbatti…. bidi jalaile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai…

  220. Harnoor Says:

    it had the lighter

  221. Amit bhardwaj Says:

    you can burn the Agarbati from jigar because bipasha bidi jala sakti hai to ham agarbatti jala sakte hai….

  222. SEWAK Says:

    HAR BOAT KA SILENCER BOAT KE UPPARI HISSE ME HOTI HAI AUR WO BAHUT GARAM HOTI HAI SO USE SILENCER TO LIGHT AGARBATTIS

  223. SEWAK Says:

    YA PHIR LENCE USE KARO

  224. SEWAK Says:

    USE SORT CERCIT

  225. SEWAK Says:

    JUST ” ON ” THE SWITCH FROM SWITCH BOARD AND LIGHT BATTI

  226. Schedule Says:

    Maybe you should make changes to the blog subject Stupid answers Jokes Duniya to more specific for your webpage you write. I loved the the writing still.

  227. cutie Says:

    awm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gys read it 1nc and
    laf for hrs & hrs.

  228. cutie Says:

    bakawas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nonsense

  229. shamim Says:

    good but bakwaas

  230. Gunjan Says:

    Use Jigar Becouse Bipasha sayes “Jigar ma Badi Aag hai” use it for light

  231. Gunjan Says:

    Seat Malika in your boat Aagarbatti kya puri Boat he jaal jaye ge

  232. Abbas Says:

    kuch bhi ho jaye agarbatti jarur jalana becauseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    It repels bad odour from places more effectively than deodrants.
    Helps people in relaxation.
    A bath with incense drops can improve your love life.
    It is chief ingredient to prepare aromatherapy products.
    Incense clocks are stylish way to keep track of time.It was developed by Tang Dynasty
    It is used in religious ceremonies to create an atmosphere of union with divine.
    To perfume the clothes.
    It is burned at wedding and funerals to create an atmosphere of harmony.
    Helps in treating many kind of diseases

  233. Abbas Says:

    kuch bhi ho jaye agarbatti jarur jalana becauseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    It repels bad odour from places more effectively than deodrants.
    Helps people in relaxation.
    A bath with incense drops can improve your love life.
    It is chief ingredient to prepare aromatherapy products.
    Incense clocks are stylish way to keep track of time.It was developed by Tang Dynasty
    It is used in religious ceremonies to create an atmosphere of union with divine.
    To perfume the clothes.
    It is burned at wedding and funerals to create an atmosphere of harmony.
    Helps in treating many kind of diseases

  234. vikrant jadon Says:

    mallody kho khud jan jao……. agarbatti mt jlao…stop global warming…………

  235. LALIT PANJWANI Says:

    Are yaar itna easy question mene aaj tak nahi dekha
    SAIBABA ne pani se diye jalae thhe toh hum kya agarbati nahi jala sakte……
    RIVER ke pani se agarbati jala do.

    Demag ki bati jali agar nahi toh don’t blame me……..

  236. ninu angel Says:

    awesum joke…i lyk it..!!

  237. NILSSAYS Says:

    BHAI AGARBATI KONSI HAI JO ITNO KO PAGAL BANATI HAI?????????????

  238. meghna Says:

    its so funny and even i can’t forget it throught the life

  239. Gangster sp Says:

    jab aadmi ka dimaag kam na kar raha ho wo aise hi sawaal karta hai
    who is this idiot.
    F..U banane ke liye hum mile.

  240. mushkan Says:

    “FART” loudly
    Garam hawa se jal jayegi aur kya,
    itna kya soch rahe ho,

  241. dinesh Says:

    kuch b joke banate hai bhag be……..

  242. Bholi Says:

    Yaar ye agarbatti kya hoti hai

  243. Piyush Says:

    PAHLE US HARAMKHOR KO PAKDO JISNE YE SWAAL BANAYA FIR USKO KHUB MARO AUR USISE PUCHO KI YE KAISE JALEGA…….ARE YARR MAIN PARESHAN HO GAYA HOON KAI SAALO YE SWAAL PAD RAHA HOON.

  244. anurag Says:

    agarbatti jalayi le, kyoonki jigar ma badi agg hai.

  245. neeru Says:

    tu vahin ruk main machish le kr aati hun.

  246. Jiten... Says:

    “tu vahin ruk main machish le kr aati hun.”
    Neeru u r Rock… U hv given a best answer of it til the date…

  247. divykush Says:

    4.)ek agar batti ki bahut taareef karo ,doosri aggarbatti jealous feel karegi aur jalne lage gi!!!!!

  248. Dhinga Says:

    Jal gayi

  249. Dhinga Says:

    Jal gayi be

  250. Dhinga Says:

    are nadi kaun si hai .. wapas jana hai ab mere ko

  251. kammu Says:

    abe ager tuje nadi main agarbti jalane ka itna hi shok h to machich bhi saath me jata na khud preshaan ho rha h or hume bhi kr rha h

  252. sandeep Says:

    socho ki tumhara bibi kisi aur ladka ke saath sex kar rahi hai, aur tab tumhara zigar main aag lag gayigi tab tum aggarbatti jaala lena..

  253. Jazz Says:

    Agarbatti apni G*nd me daalo aur lo agarbatti jal gayi

  254. parwana Says:

    agarbatti jalao hi mat q tention le rahe ho

  255. shakil Says:

    are burbak machiswa kahe bhul gaya re……..dub ke mar ja

  256. vishal Says:

    “Bidi jalayi le jigar se piya…”

    Jab Bidi jigar se jal sakti hai to agarbatti kyu nahi…..hahaha

  257. krishan Says:

    Main deepak raag gaa kar agarbatti jala lunga.

  258. hello Says:

    bahut ache answers hai.,

  259. GANDU SINGH Says:

    apne hip me ragdo it will automatically burn ! itni bhi akal nahi hai? abe itna message bheje pata nahi salo !!

  260. garima s.baghel Says:

    hata sawan ki ghata !!!!!!!!!
    kaun de answer ?????

  261. garima s.baghel Says:

    hata sawan ki ghata !!!!!!!!!
    kaun de answer ????? itni bhi common sense nahi hai ??????

  262. laude Says:

    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  263. zaanony Says:

    agar tu ganja hai to apni khopdi par batti maar aur jala le agarbatti

  264. Baghyabiwi Rotabai Says:

    it is so boring.put something interesting and really funny.

  265. Dev Says:

    Dosto
    meri girl friend verry verry hot yaar me waha jauga aur apni girl friend ke samne AGGARWATI ki tarif karunga meri girl friend jalegi aur me AGGARWATI jala duga
    simpal,,;;,,;;,,;;,,;;8-)

  266. rajavi Says:

    aaj tak Issie bakvas joke nahi suna

  267. lauda singh Says:

    abe gandu gaand mein daal kar jala ley kya teri gand main zara bhi garmi nahi bachi hai

  268. hoor123 Says:

    bahut joke tha

  269. gndghnfth Says:

    apne muh me daal lena phir jali to thik verna matchis ki bhik maang lena

  270. manishadolly Says:

    very nice anwers

  271. sajan Says:

    ek agarbatti se agar aur batti ko alag alag karde! jab batti hai to lighter ki kya jarurat?

  272. sajan acharya Says:

    Berojgar kahike! khud berojgar huwa to sabhi ko berojgar banane chale aye?…haram kahike..are..are dekho tumhare ankho se dhunwa aa raha hei..der kiye bina jalao tumhare agabatti!!

  273. D.P.Jyani Says:

    bakwash sms hai…………

  274. shaival Says:

    susu se jala le be kyoki, kabi kabi dimag garam hota hai to aag ki mutayi ho jati hai jisase agarbatti jal uthegi

  275. Aarti Says:

    Plz stop this all nonsense.

  276. aryan Says:

    sale kaun hai wo gadha jo aisa jok publish kiya hai………….

  277. Atul Says:

    aise g*ndu sentence ko joke kon gadha kehta hai???????

  278. Ravi Maijarwar, Raipur Says:

    arre yaar pahle to aap river ke kinare chale aao, phir boat se utarkar samne jo R.K.Mall hai wanha jakar mera nam lena ki Mejar Bhaiya Matchbox mangai Hai Phir Ushko lakar, Boat ke pass ana, Ushme Baith kar Phir River ke Middle me jakar Agarbatti Me aag lagana, aur agar koi, gali galauz karta ho to ushke mo me aag lagakar hi vapas ana.

  279. Harikant Says:

    many students says, some foolish answers

  280. devang sharma Says:

    saale tu us paani mein doob ja log agarbatti apneaap jala denge

  281. prakash Says:

    Bipasa ko sath me le jata knonki uske jigar me bahut aag jalti hai.
    Usi se agarbatti bhi jala leta…

  282. divas Says:

    wohi boat me us hi river ke upar bina kuchh khaaye 7 din reh jaao…pet me aag lag jayega….7 din baad agarbatti ko kha lo…agarbatti jal jayega!!!

  283. aliyah Says:

    ye agarbatt hy mobatti nahi
    agarbatti to kushbo k leye hoty

  284. A Rai Says:

    Torchlight. that’s not any source of fire.

  285. Kaufen generika Levitra Says:

    jSutSF Somewhere in the Internet I have already read almost the same selection of information, but anyway thanks…

  286. goldpreis Says:

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  287. shaid kapoor Says:

    kan mai daalna jal jaigi kyoki jala jala ke dimag garam ho jaiga to kaan se dimag tak chali jaygi

  288. tanzim Says:

    suraj ko guss do aur bula kar aag laga lo

  289. pankaj kardam Says:

    abe kaan ke niche baja da looga karcha paani usko de da loonga.

  290. Sardarji Says:

    Oye, khote de puttar.
    Ae ki kitta.
    Inna bekar joke!! Yeh to maine bhi samajh liya. We are sardars, izzat honi chahiye.
    Chalo mainu bhi ik joke aanda hai, suno-
    ‘Mein ik sardar, tu ik sardarni,
    Dono mar gaye, khatam kahaani!!!’
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Aise, ek ur joke hai.
    Ek baar ek sardar tha…
    ‘Woh bahut hi mast moholla tha..
    Use lassi te sarson da saag bahut wadiya lagta tha.
    Arre abhi bhi nahi samjhe,
    Woh banda tha, ab woh mar gaya, khatm kahani, khatm joke.’
    Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha!!!!?????!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ae koi joke honda hai…
    Twada joke inna ganda si, mainu neend nahi aandi…ullu da patha!!
    Gadhe da bachcha, sooar ka pilla (Oe mainu te mistake hogyai, pilla to kutte ka hota hai.) Chal koi farak nahi penda, agli waar aisa na kariyo…bhootni kaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Mainu tere piyo se milna si. unnu bataoon tussi kya gande gande jokes maarte ho!!!

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    Sardaaaarji.

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  291. www.facebook.com/king.swapnil Says:

    Bidi JAlaile Jigar se Piya , Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai… Then Burn Agarbatti :D :D :D Simple…, Add me

  292. coolest boy Says:

    nahi jal sakti ; impossible

  293. Kuldeep Says:

    Are baot me agarbati jallae he kyu

  294. vranda Says:

    ek ki taarif karo toh dusri khud jal jayegi!!!!!!!

  295. rahul Says:

    mentos khao agarbatti jalao

  296. arun pagal Says:

    pagalsebhipagal

  297. ayesha shaikh Says:

    agarbatti jalani ho to colo ka nica rak ka possy maro aur app ki beuatiful candle tayar hai tatanannnnnn……. hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa……

  298. MAHA AHMED Says:

    APP MIRCHI KAO AUR US CANDLE KO APNA MO MAI RAK KAR MIRCHI APP KAI CANDLE PAR AGG LAGA DE GA…..HAAAAAA..
    SO FUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY…. HEEEEEEEE…..

  299. alok-abhinav Says:

    apni to jaise taise

  300. ritesh Says:

    bhiya boat per source nahi hain pocket main to lighter hain na so smoke no tainson for light

  301. rishu Says:

    bot mien agarbatti jla kar karoge kya

  302. Praveen Pachauri Says:

    are koi or kaam bhi hai ya nhi…..ki bs agarbatti hi jalate rahoge……..or fir agrbatti jalane ka reason bhi to hona chahiye…….ki aise hi faltu mai jalaa doge………jb mandir jao tb le jana vahan pr kaam bhi aayegi…….or matches bhi hogi vahan pr………..

  303. Arpit Garg Says:

    Ek ko pyar karo dusri jalan ke mare jal jayegi

    Agarbatii jalyele jigar se piya dil me badi aag hai

  304. PARUSHA Says:

    aggarbatti jagane ke liye mandir jaaoo na romantic mahol ki esi ki tesi kyon kar rahe ho

  305. Rohit gautam Says:

    Ek rasta hai pani matlab jal
    toh jala do na pani mein

  306. lalitha sri Says:

    stupid qustion n supid answers…

  307. yashika Says:

    I loved the 3 ans whoever wrote it,it was amazing!!!!!! wow.

  308. Rahul Says:

    apne aapko kafi naraj karo, kyoki jab koi kafi guss hota hai to uske tan man me aag lag jati hai.fir tum usse agabatti lit kar lo….

  309. himaanshu sharma Says:

    i was in the middle of volcano

  310. sahil dahiya Says:

    agar admi ganja hai to apni khopri se jala leeeee
    haa haa ha ha

  311. Sam Says:

    bingo hot chilly bijli kha kar phuk mar de as simple as that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  312. Max Says:

    Agarbatti jalai le jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai…

  313. mohit Says:

    agarbatti jlakr uska achar dalna h kya

  314. mohit Says:

    agarbatti jalakar time mat kharab karo river se bahar niklne ki koshish karo jaldi

  315. amit sharma Says:

    dimag ki batti jalao or usse agarbatti jalao………….

  316. Vivek Says:

    Ek agarbatti ki taarif karo
    Dusri jalne lagegi

  317. afzal husain hashmi Says:

    bhai tum apni batti to jalao baad me saari dunia jal uthegi usi se kaam chala lona yaaar b………..k.

  318. rahul Says:

    f**k that agrabati

  319. prashant Says:

    mintoos khao…..aur agarbatti jalao..

  320. junaid Says:

    call mallika sherawat on ur boat agarbatti to kya tera cock bhi jal jayega

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