Who is leading china?
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Loading ...Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle
East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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March 10th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
March 11th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
hehehehe very funny
George is a slow learner
March 12th, 2008 at 12:31 am
hahaha
March 12th, 2008 at 8:54 am
well………….i felt there was some unknown substances in my head while reading this joke…….hahaha!!!
March 12th, 2008 at 8:56 am
i felt something was going and wandeering aaround my head as i read this one!!!nice!!!
well,…hehehehe
March 12th, 2008 at 8:57 am
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
arey kya joke tha yaar…maza aa gaya
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
ekdum mast tha..:))
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
March 23rd, 2008 at 7:47 pm
super . this made me laugh for half an hour . try making jokes just like this
April 5th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Very funnnyyy.y..y…. Joke!
April 5th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
funnnyyy.y..y…. Joke! !.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Thats the best joke i ever read lol
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
bush might loose his bush in his brain while talking with condi. now his brain makes kara kara sound if it works
July 31st, 2008 at 4:19 pm
hahahaahaha