Jokes Duniya

Grandma of a boy don’t like eating medicine. So the boy went to the doctor and asked what he could do. The doctor tells him a trick.

The boy came into home with some sweet and put the medicine inside it and gave it to Grandma to eat the sweet as she likes it very much.

After eating sweets the Grand son told to Grandma, “I am very happy to see that you have eaten all the sweets.”

Grand Ma replied, “Yes I have eaten all sweets but I didn’t like the seeds inside them and removed all seeds from it.”

My husband had been stationed in Europe and away from home for what seemed like years when I went for my annual gynecological checkup.

My doctor asked the usual questions, including what I was using for birth control.

I gave the only possible response I could, “The Atlantic Ocean.”

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.

“Listen,” says the Doc, “I have migraines too, and the advice I’m going to give you isn’t really anything I learned in medical school, but it’s advice that I’ve gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while.

Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have some love with her.

Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks.” Continue Reading »

Lawyer “When I was a boy, my ambition was to be a pirate.”

Client, “Congratulations ! you have been successful.”

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???