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Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

Submitted by: arvin

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Boss: Where were you born ?

Sardarji: Oye Punjab.

Boss: Which part?

Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.

Phone

Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!

Submitted by: Rashmi Karhadkar

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