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Listen the lecture

(10 votes, average: 3.7 out of 5)
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A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going?

He replies : “I’m going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.”

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Cop says : “At night? And who will give a lecture?”

My wife and mother-in-law!replies the drunk man.


Tarzan’s Wear

(10 votes, average: 4.1 out of 5)
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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?

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Wow! New Underwear.


Kaisi biwi chahiye?

(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)
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Baap ne poocha : Beta Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Beta : Chand Jaisi.

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Baap : Itni Khubsurat?

Beta : Nahi papa, aisi jo raat ko aaye aur subah hote hi chali jaye.


Consider as a “God”

(13 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)
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Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.

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Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.


Insane Talks

(17 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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Angry Pagal : Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga.

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Dusra Pagal standing besides said “mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga”.

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