(15 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)
Loading ...A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to who’re the guys?
The bystander : A Marathon race is going on.
Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?
(10 votes, average: 3.7 out of 5) Loading ...Once Laloo was coming out of airport.
As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR“…
For which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…
(13 votes, average: 3.15 out of 5) Loading ...One man was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?
Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.
Wife : But why?
Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!
(19 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5) Loading ...# Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
- Jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant hoti hai, aur uski maa bole:
“HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?”
(19 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5) Loading ...Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli “Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain”.
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