I Want All
A clerk wins the Texas lottery.
He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Our clerk says, “I want my $20 million now.”
The man replies, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”
The clerk replies, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it now.”
Again, the man repeats the explanation. The clerk, now furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my $20 back!”
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August 23rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
you ppl dont have a right to publish such jokes on some1’s religion. . .
its very shameful
September 11th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
One of the funniest. Simply from the heart.