Jokes Duniya

Ek teacher ne class ke students ko english ke 3 word likh ke lane ko kaha. Toh ek student apne ghar jaake mummy se poochta hai ke mujhe english ke 3 words bolo.

Toh mummy use bolti hai Shutup!

Thode der ke baad uski mummy use manane aati hai aur bolti hai “I am sorry.”

Kuch der ke baad uske papa ka phone aata hai toh uske papa uski mummy se bolte hai, “Chalo aaj hotel mein khana khate hai.” Toh uski mummy bolti hai, “Aaj nahi darling kal jaayenge”.

Yeh sare word “Shutup, Sorry aur Aaj nahi darling kal jaayenge” woh apne note book mein likh leta hai.

Doosre din uski teacher usse english ke 3 words poochti hai toh woh bolta hai Shutup!

Uski teacher usko dat ti hai toh woh bolta hai “Sorry” phir bolti hai chalo principal ke paas chalte hain toh woh bolta hai “Aaj nahi darling kal jaayenge”

Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring the home work.

One boy written only one page. Then teacher asked him why he has written only one page.

The boy replied, “Teacher I have written about condensed milk.”

Teacher asked to a student,”Rony if 2 & 2 makes four how is 4 & 4 ?”

Student replied, “This is not fair teacher, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.”

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”

Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”

Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

Once the teacher was teaching tenses.

Boy : Miss, what will be the present tense of samsung?

Teacher: I don’t know.

Boy: That’s very simple… If Samsung is past then Samsing will be the present.