Jokes Duniya

Teacher asked to a student,”Rony if 2 & 2 makes four how is 4 & 4 ?”

Student replied, “This is not fair teacher, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.”

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Pappu : I is…

Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”

Pappu : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.

After one week, a test was held.

The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird’s legs. No bodies,no feet, just legs.

The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs.

The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.

Finally, he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test paper on the teacher’s desk.

“This is the worst test I have ever given.”

The teacher looked up and said, “Young man, you have flunked the test. What’s your name?“

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, “You tell me”.

Chotu’s dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got one.

Chotu enthusiastically announced that he had, ” I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.“
“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”