School and College Jokes



Be quite at church

(43 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5)
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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

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Little Johnny
replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”


Kitab kiska hai

(21 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)
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Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai?

Student: Sir, kagaj ki.

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Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai.

Student: Sir, phir puchh kyon rahe hai.


Funny exam paper

(25 votes, average: 4.6 out of 5)
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Little Preeto

(9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Little Preeto came running into the house after school one day, shouting, “Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”

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“That’s great, sweetheart,” said her daddy. “Come in to the living room and tell me about it.”

“Well,” said Preeto, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in Maths and 20 in Science.”

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T.V mathmatics

(41 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5)
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Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.

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