Be quite at church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”
Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai?
Student: Sir, kagaj ki.

Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai.
Student: Sir, phir puchh kyon rahe hai.
Little Preeto came running into the house after school one day, shouting, “Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”

“That’s great, sweetheart,” said her daddy. “Come in to the living room and tell me about it.”
“Well,” said Preeto, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in Maths and 20 in Science.”
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
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