Galti ho gayi
(123 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
Loading ...Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
Submitted by: krishana singh
School and College Jokes
(123 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5) Loading ...Mother language
(10 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher asked to the students, “Children, can you tel why do we call our language the mother tongue, and not the Father tongue?”
One student answers, “Because in our country the fathers hardly ever get to speak! “
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
How to make girlfriend
(24 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5) Loading ... Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha then what will u get????
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Santa: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
Brotherly love
(9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher asked to a student, “If you see a man beating his donkey and you go to stop him, what virtue would you be showing?”
The student replied, “Brotherly Love.”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
Lipstick prints on mirror
(5 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Finally the principal decided that there had to be something done about it.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She then explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day.
To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then used it to clean the mirror. Needless to say, there have been no lip prints on the mirror since!
