Little Mary

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ”Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

”God Almighty !” shouted Mary and the teacher said, ”Very good” and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ”Who is our Lord and Savior?” But Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ”Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary and the teacher said, ”Very good,” and Mary fell back to sleep.

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Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ”What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ”If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”

The Teacher fainted.


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12 Responses to “Little Mary”



  1. saba ahmed Says:

    please send me jokes not a simple thinks.do u know what is the meaning of jokes??? .jokes is the something to laugh .

  2. Avitha Says:

    fantastic

  3. zahira Says:

    saba ahmed i dont agree with u cause it is not a bad joke

  4. zahira Says:

    and one more thing ahmed itzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz very rude u write like dat dat joke was fantastic

  5. tushar da dk Says:

    NAKLI HANSI

  6. tamsil Says:

    awesome joke man
    by tamsil

  7. hunda Says:

    why did the teacher fainted someone explain me plzzzzzzzz

  8. mahi Says:

    i also don’t agree with saba ahmed it’s a nice joke .

  9. tamsil Says:

    tell u guys the truth…. i laughed so hard when i read this joke hahahahah and i dont know why saba ahmad said its not good a good joke maybe its was inappropriate thats why she doesnt like it … probably

  10. amir Says:

    its a nize joke i also like it and i am against saba

  11. aishwarya Says:

    yy the teacher dont ask with smone else na

  12. navneet kaur Says:

    did that boy loved him \\……….bcoz he was rescuing her…………….
    fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy joke!!!!!!!!

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