“Aaj Tak” News
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Loading ...“Aaj Tak” gets news that 100 Sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:
Correspondent : How did this happen?
Sardarji : Well, all the people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2.
They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.
Correspondent : Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji : I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up…
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October 11th, 2007 at 10:33 am
how about Hindu,why sardar better to stop this dum ass discriminator.
October 13th, 2007 at 2:34 am
Well, I think it is a little impolite to say why ‘Hindu’ if you want to stop discrimination. That’s also discriminating. I’m not a Hindu, but that sounds offensive.
October 14th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Wonderful joke
October 30th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
well, i say a gr8, old joke…
and we all shoul frgt about this dicrimination…
GUYS, JUST ENJOY!!!!
March 6th, 2008 at 2:20 am
Hey Guys,
Don’t fight. This site is only for fun, this is nt a reality show that we start fighting.
Just chill !!
June 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
WHT IS THIS MML? AND TO WHOM IS IT DIRECTED?
June 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
MML means Masti,Mazaa and laughter
June 18th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
yes very true no hindu no muslim no discriminations only fun sun yaar chill maar
August 4th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Hey jus enjoe yaar itz a joke
September 29th, 2008 at 12:32 am
awesum nice jk….really good site….and cmon if itz that way, then sardars can also tell that they get discriminated all the time !!