Jokes Duniya

A father mentions the terms and conditions before anyone dates his daughter!

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Correspondence from son away at college to his father:

Dear Father,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

Chotu’s dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got one.

Chotu enthusiastically announced that he had, ” I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.“
“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”

Boy: ka tm mujh se shadi talodi
Girl: no
Boy: kallo na yal paleesssh

Girl: main bahin karongi
Boy: kallo na yal pyaali behan ho… paleesssh

Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Time limit: 2 hours. Begin immediately.

Art: Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper, recreate the walls of the taj mahal.

Biology: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the Indian Parliamentary System circa 1750. Prove your thesis.
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