Some important laws which Mr. Newton forgot to state
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Loading ...LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
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March 2nd, 2007 at 11:03 am
Your words are extremely trueeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
April 9th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Mohit i want ur contact details sweta141@yahoo.com
January 25th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Mohit……….or i must say morden Einstein!!!!!!!!