Sentence starting with “I”
Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Pappu : I is…
Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”
Pappu : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Submitted by: Jeddah
School and College Jokes
Be quite at church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”
Modern students
Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?
Some important laws which Mr. Newton forgot to state
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
Submitted by: Mohit Agarwal
Dictionary
Teacher asked to a student, ” How do you spell the word CAT?
The student replied, “K.A.T.”
Teacher told then, “But dictionary spells CAT.”
The student replied again, “I know that, but you told how do I spell.”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
