Once a old man was traveling in a train, he was seeing a couple for a long time.
He saw that the girl was saying to boy that my hand is paining and boy kissed her hand, then girl said, “my fingers are paining and boy kissed her fingers”.
Then she said that my cheek is paining and boy kissed her cheek.
The frustrated old man went up to the boy and said,“Boy, can you do something for my piles please?”
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” The woman thought, “This is great!”
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3 auratein party mein jane ke liye sareeyan select karti hai
Pehli aurat: Mere pati ke kale baal hai isliye main toh kali saree pahan kar jaungi.
Dusri aurat: Mere pati ke safeid (white) baal hai toh main white saree pahan kar jaungi.
Tisri aurat boli: Mere pati ke baal hi nahi hai toh kya main aise hi jaungi.
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk.
“That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old man standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the bill.”
Rearrange the letters:
PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
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