Jokes Duniya

Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?

Waiter: “How could I know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Woman: One of your bees just stung me. I want you to do something about it.

Beekeeper: Certainly, Madam. Just show me which bee it was and I’ll have it punished.

Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can’t b heard!
Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls?

A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck in there well.

He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming. He panicked and started to pray, “God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I’ll stop drinking!”

Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was getting closer!

He prayed again, “God, please get my foot out and I’ll stop drinking and cussing!”

Still nothing ….. and the train was just seconds away!

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Once a old man was traveling in a train, he was seeing a couple for a long time.

He saw that the girl was saying to boy that my hand is paining and boy kissed her hand, then girl said, “my fingers are paining and boy kissed her fingers”.

Then she said that my cheek is paining and boy kissed her cheek.

The frustrated old man went up to the boy and said,“Boy, can you do something for my piles please?”