Ek aurat: Ja beta samne wali aunti ke yaha se ek katori cheeni le aa.
ladka gaya aur bola: Aunti mummy ne ek katori cheeni mangai hai
Aunti cheeni dete hue boli achha bete aur kya kaha mummy ne…
Bachha: Aur mummy ne kaha tha agar woh kutiya na de toh sharma ji se le lena!
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” The woman thought, “This is great!”
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3 auratein party mein jane ke liye sareeyan select karti hai
Pehli aurat: Mere pati ke kale baal hai isliye main toh kali saree pahan kar jaungi.
Dusri aurat: Mere pati ke safeid (white) baal hai toh main white saree pahan kar jaungi.
Tisri aurat boli: Mere pati ke baal hi nahi hai toh kya main aise hi jaungi.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello.
He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the dancer from my bachelor party, oh my god, I know I was drunk that night, but you got pregnant too!!Please don’t tell my wife, she’ll kill me!
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, actually I’m your son’s math teacher.”
[Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat , Kit kit kat kat, Let's code] 2
Hai bachelor (hai bachelor), Has lotsa dollar (lotsa dollar)
Hai bachelor, has lotsa dollar
Spectacular! He’s a developer (he’s a developer, he’s a developer)
Pappu ka dimaag tez hai, Pappu ko breaks ka craze hai
Pappu ka chashma thick black, Pappu dikhta geek hai (geek hai)
Swatch ki ghadi haathon mein, Gale mein tag company wala
[Par Pappu can't code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta!
Paida Pappu hua to outsourcing aa dhamki
Angrezon ke muh se nikhli gandhe gaaliyon ki dhamki
(hey array array) Pappu karta hai cut copy paste
(hey array array) Tester logon ka time karta hai waste
(hey array array) Pappu manager logon ka yaar hai
(hey array array) Pappu beer peene mein toh star hai
[But Pappu can't code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta!
Papa kehte the bada kaam karega
Nahi pata tha Pappu bus maska marega
(hey array array) Pappu ke paas hai B E
(hey array array) Manata hai onsite jaise ho holiday
(hey array array) Pappu keyboard bajata hai
(hey array array) Jahaan bhi jata hai, wapus aa jata hai
[Cos Pappu can't code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta
Yeah!! Pappu can’t code saala!!!
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