Banta wants to die
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Loading ...Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied.
The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”
“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“
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July 7th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Sardarji
A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he’s made 20 trips to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the last
compartment and tells the TC (Ticket Checker) what’s been going on. The TC, which also happens to be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident bhaiwaal out. Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the sardar “I’m
sorry, I can’t do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member”.
July 16th, 2009 at 11:14 am
raman this is a cool one.thanx for sharing
March 27th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
I LIKED BOTH.THANX RAMAN
August 20th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
IT’S VERY COOL AND YOU SHARE TOO MUCH COOL JOKES NOW ALSO SO THAT WE CAN ENJOY. THANX